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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers for W April of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The photographer is VICE’s original cover photographer Ryan McGinley, who like VICE has gone totally fucking mainstream, because mainstream is where the money is, and now all these hipster “artists” from the late 90s are billionaires…and why the fuck not, it’s better than the same blue blooded assholes perpetuating bullshit, exploiting the poor…I’ll take my billionaires ex heroin using, drunks from the mean streets of Montreal..before becoming enterprising social climbers documenting cool, which and of itself is so not fucking cool… Well, he shot Anna Ewers, who rhymes with sewers and who reminds me that I’d human centipede her she’s so good, just to have her ass in my face..I don’t care what weird model shit she ate, and what weird model shit I’m eating, I’d just bathe in her septic tank knowing it came from her. I’m romantic like that… But not as romantic as this fashion shoot in the Making of a Murderer scrap yard…high concept, maybe not, but still a better concept than “girl in bed”…from instagram… I dig it… The post Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers for W April of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco’s Fake Tits in Some Stage Show of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I understand why people went to live stage shows in the 1940s, because they didn’t have TV, but in this era of internet and social media, I don’t see much of a point for anyone to leave their house at all, let alone to leave the house to see some chick from TV do some stage performance, song and dance, in some slutty outfit, knowing she won’t get naked, when there are options that are far less lame/// Unless that stage show is straight up stripping at a stripclub while I’m drunk and heckling, by girls who don’t want to be on webcam because they don’t realize they’ll make so much more with their nude bodies…you know actually getting naked and not just wearing some silly little shorts…reading some canned script with some called performance that would be embarassing if she didn’t make 100 million a year… I’m talking vagina in my face for 10 dollars a song…without that – I see no point… I can’t understand how anyone can sit in an audience, for whatever charity this is, thinking… “this is really enjoyable, acting is so cool, I love how she’s reading canned shit at us, it’s great”…even if they are into Kaley Cuoco….even if the only good thing about it is the fake tits, fit divorced body, and outfit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kaley Cuoco’s Fake Tits in Some Stage Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lucy Hale’s in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lucy Hale is the less interesting Pretty Little Liar, which in case you didn’t know was or is a hugely successful show with the kids, making all the cast memebers, including Shay Mitchell and Ashley Benson superstars to the youth, while remaining virtually unknown to the rest of the free world… She’s in a bikini in Brazil and it’s safe to assume she’s a terrible, coddled, overpaid, entitled, brat…but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s in a bikini…all perfectly average in a bikini…that at least one teenage boy and creepy dad will jerk off to, I mean statistically, she’s got millions of people into her, that at least one person jerks off to every single one of her instagram pics, she doesn’t even need to get in a bikini for it…. Highlight of the pic, her friend’s ass crack, but really that still doesn’t make this shit interesting…I’m just posting it because I have nothing else going on…so don’t confuse this for me caring…because I don’t…this is not nearly hot enough for me…I just happen to notice it…because I have to..to pay for my yachts and private jet. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lucy Hale’s in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Instagram Model Ashley Benson Does Health Magazine

Posted on February 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’d like to officially apologize to Ashley Benson for not believing she was actually a “real” model these days and not just another one of those Instagram wannabes. Because here’s the former actress-turned-model on the cover of Health Magazine , and that totally sounds like a real publication I’ve heard of before and not something somebody made up just to get Ashley to pose for them in a bikini… Speaking of which, if Ashley doesn’t have anything lined up next, I’d love to book her for a  Tuna Lingerie Weekly  shoot.

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Ashley Benson Big Tits in a Bra of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what’s going on with Ashley Benson’s face, but yes, you’re a dude and you’re thinking “who’s looking at her face”…because you’re basic… You see, because her claim is being 10-15 pounds overweight, so not that offensively fat, like a Kate Upton who’s tits you have to question when set against her massive back, in a “are these tits worth all that comes with it, maybe I’d prefer a smaller tit on a smaller body”…. Where as Benson is more the “she’s young, on a hit show, has a big following, and looks like most 20 year olds I meet in a Bar”…. But that face, there’s something weird about it, like it is elongated, or she has fillers, or is growing still…and not quite the cute face it was in Springbreakers…and I wonder how that happens…growing up, hormones, who knows…but it’s weird….but at least she still has tits to stuff into a push-up bra…and that’s all that matters. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson Big Tits in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson in Health Magazine of the DAy

Posted on February 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been making fun of Ashley Benson and her extreme fame for as long as I known she’s existed, because she’s consistently been 15 pounds overweight, which isn’t entirely obese but if it is what you call Hollywood fat…and with a huge audience she has a responsiblity to be fit, with a lot of Pretty Little Liar famous as fuck money she can hire the best trainers and chefs…so the only excuse is lazy. I like that her team has decided to rebrand her as a fit and healthy person, despite looking sloppy as fuck, because just yesterday SHE WAS DOING FITNESS ON HER SOCIAL Today she’s doing Health Magazine…seems like some weird Hollywood wizardry…trying to trick us into thinking she’s just muscular or some shit… It’s coming at us from left field… The post Ashley Benson in Health Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Fitness Icon of the Day

Posted on February 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not sure if you know this but Ashley Benson is a fitness leader…I mean that’s the impression I am getting when watching her fitness videos on instagram for her absurd amount of fans, because TV, in the event you didn’t know, still has a stamp of approval on these instagram social media whores that makes them stand out from the other social media whores….allowing them to command bigger budgets when they promote protein powders or skinny teas… The fact is that Ashley Benson is not actually fit, she’s a tubby thing with big tubby tits and a nice thick double chin….but if she works out on social media like Kate Upton people are dumb enough to believe that she’s actually just muscular in this love your body, no body shaming, body positive world that has allowed her to be celebrated…because dudes jerking off to her are married to fatter chicks…making this seem thin…right.. I just remember being introduced to this character for the first time, it was in Springbreakers because I assumed Harmony Korine would deliver, seeing as I thought he was interesting in 1997, only to see 4 chubby girls in bikinis….everything Spring Break probably is…but everything I don’t want it to be…and apparently 3 years later…not much has changed…but she’s still got the tits. It’s a benefit of being overweight. I guess what it comes down to is – at least she’s trying, thanks to cyberbullying pushing her in the right direction, and it’s better than her getting fat transfers or wearing waist shaping corsets like all these other instagram sluts. Here she is in leggings – looking hot…even though I hate her sloppy.. The post Ashley Benson Fitness Icon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s an 18 Year Old Monster of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am so disconnected with AMERICA…that when I see a fat chick, I see a fat chick. Call me old school, or maybe high standards, but the fact is that I fuck fat chicks, but I don’t celebrate fat chicks… I hate fat chicks more than they hate themselves…and I hate myself more than I hate fat chicks…that’s why like they emotionally eat…I emotionally eat their disgusting shit filled asses.. What I am saying is that the other day, Ariel Winter, who I’ve never really heard of, because I don’t watch TV or pay attention to much more than slutty paparazzi pics and social media pics, I saw people writing about how this bitch is 18. It turns out, she was some busty tween you perverts watched on some Sitcom, because I guess people still watch sitcoms…and you’re all so excited her big tits are LEGAL.. It seems like her being under 18, made you blind to the fact that the rest of her body, like most girls who start out young with big tits, was soon to catch up with her, because now that she’s 18, I hope you see the huge monster she fucking is. WHat I am sayin is stop celebrating fat chicks, teen or not…because we get that you’d fuck them, but at the same time, I’d expect you to demand MORE out of Hollywood and their casting…let’s not make her this “realistic” and walmart clerk lookin’…right… Stop making this girl think she’s a babe, and let her use her TV money for good, like a trainer and chef…bodyshame her because she’s paid well to take it….and hopefully she’ll pull it together and be all she can be…in hotness not in pantsize. She’s disgusting. RIGHT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s an 18 Year Old Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s an 18 Year Old Monster of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am so disconnected with AMERICA…that when I see a fat chick, I see a fat chick. Call me old school, or maybe high standards, but the fact is that I fuck fat chicks, but I don’t celebrate fat chicks… I hate fat chicks more than they hate themselves…and I hate myself more than I hate fat chicks…that’s why like they emotionally eat…I emotionally eat their disgusting shit filled asses.. What I am saying is that the other day, Ariel Winter, who I’ve never really heard of, because I don’t watch TV or pay attention to much more than slutty paparazzi pics and social media pics, I saw people writing about how this bitch is 18. It turns out, she was some busty tween you perverts watched on some Sitcom, because I guess people still watch sitcoms…and you’re all so excited her big tits are LEGAL.. It seems like her being under 18, made you blind to the fact that the rest of her body, like most girls who start out young with big tits, was soon to catch up with her, because now that she’s 18, I hope you see the huge monster she fucking is. WHat I am sayin is stop celebrating fat chicks, teen or not…because we get that you’d fuck them, but at the same time, I’d expect you to demand MORE out of Hollywood and their casting…let’s not make her this “realistic” and walmart clerk lookin’…right… Stop making this girl think she’s a babe, and let her use her TV money for good, like a trainer and chef…bodyshame her because she’s paid well to take it….and hopefully she’ll pull it together and be all she can be…in hotness not in pantsize. She’s disgusting. RIGHT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s an 18 Year Old Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Does Ashley Benson Have Cancer because She Looks Disgusting of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know…but something weird is going on with Ashley Benson, and that could just be whatever the fuck is going on with her hair, looking like she’s starting to lose it, either by the compulsion some girls have to pull out their own hair, I dated a girl like that and it was terrifying…or maybe she, like Selena Gomez is undergoing Chemoterapy, you know it’s all the Hollywood rage, up on some trendy milk it for press, it’s more interesting than vagina slips, you get more compassion or some shit…because this girl looks fucking horrible… I mean she’s skinnier than she was, which I guess is the upside of drug addiction, AIDS and cancer treatment. Always look on the bright side… But she looks fucking Horrible, not that she was ever that great, but she is famous and has fat tits, and that counts for something…or in her case everything…because when the tits aren’t out…all I see is a weirdly shaped monster… Maybe it’s just a false alarm…unless this isn’t her, because the girl in a bikini top with no defined chin, mocking wheelchair access to the pool….because they are spoiled rich cunts…who may be her…isn’t quite as vile to look at… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Does Ashley Benson Have Cancer because She Looks Disgusting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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