Professional surfer Anastasia Ashely looks good in a bikini…which is convenient since her life is spent in a bikini…and it would be horrible if she looked like an Ashley Graham or other fat and disgusting chick in a bikini – even if that’s marketable, it’s not healthy, erotic, or amazing – unless you’re looking for a woman who will die off sooner than later which I guess most people are…it’s cheaper than divorce and less risky than killing the bitch…. NOT THAT we’d ever kill off anything or anyone quite as lovely as Anastasia Ashely…she’s the kind of girl you don’t let leave your house once you get her in it….you know a DEADBOLT lock on the bedroom door…then you shower her with compliments and gifts and food so she doesn’t realize you’ve kidnapped her..and show her pictures of the ocean letting her know that once the abduction is complete, the wedding happens, the seed planted in the womb the brain wash confirmed…you’ll let her surf again…. NOT THAT this post is going where I want it to go, it is supposed to be about an awesome gift that is in Anastasia Ashley’s hand, not that Anastasia Ashley isn’t a gift, but not everyone is lucky enough to be graced by such a goodess, her presence and if someone is, there’s no way they are letting her go, so we focus on the more accessible gift idea that is perfect for everyone and it is called THE CHUGGIES which is the hoodie for you beer brought to you by the good people at THUGGIES ….. If you look past the legendary surf ass…you’ll see it. FIND OUT MORE – GET YOUR OWN – CLICK HERE The post Anastasia Ashley for Thuggies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I shit on Ashley Graham all the time, not literally, which now means figuratively according to the dictionary, since we are a generation of retards….proven in the existence of Ashley Graham…. But I see a fucking monster, who found an angle, who has elphantitis and all her features are big and doughy…. I see a girl trying to be fit, but knowing that her body won’t allow that to ever happen, so milk the angle you were given…. I see a girl who knows the market is fat and needs fat pride to get through their shorter life expectancy life…because fat actually kills…no matter who much you celebrate it as you “own your body”… I see a girl who is just so fucking big, but famous and making millions, who wants to break the walls down at Victoria’s Secret in what she’ll say is progressive…and I know Victoria’s Secret will cast her, breaking down their branding, to be progressive, all while fat remains a killer and disgusting – and not what we should celebrate…no matter what kind of hero the fat bitch plays.. It’s all so fucking terrible, so big…and so terrible..especially the choice in outfit for a fat woman – looking like a mom on vacation at the resort – you don’t want to see in a one piece…that didn’t need to wear a one piece…but who is trying to live the skinny girl life so that she doesn’t lock herself away inside where no one can see her – where she belongs…because it’s gross… Too See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE RITA ORA WAS THERE ALSO – BUT WHO CARES ABOUT HERE WHEN THE WORLD GIVES US FAT CHICKS TO BE OFFENDED BY The post Fat Chick Ashley Graham Attempts Too Not Look Too Fat – But Still Fat Enough To Monetize of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hey Ashley Graham and other fat models who deal with the “health issues” associated with Obesity, that are scientifically proven to be associated with Obesity, in typical lazy fat person form, by speaking to all the other fat women out there and claiming they are sex, and to own themselves and to not to listen to body shamers. You know a movement of empowered fat chicks who think it’s ok to be fat – and more importantly – think it is ok to be half naked while fat – because for some reason being an exhibitionist to fat chick festishists and other fat chicks is being a strong, powerful woman, and not just because it takes an elephant gun to take you down, but because in your soul you’ve convinced yourself all your fat chick eating is ok…it’s not self destructive and killing you….so get naked it’s a better life…don’t look at the mirror with disgust and think you are fat and should work out because the shamers aren’t your doctor – who are we to judge – just because we know medical research..and what you’re doing is fucking wrong…because our PENISES TOLD US SO…you’re disgusting… Well…Even Stephen Hawking thinks you’re fat bitch… She’s in a magazine where she admitted she doesn’t want to be fat – and being fat was just a marketing angle… “Do I sometimes wish I were thinner? God, in the old days, absolutely I did, but now I feel that to lose weight would be disloyal to myself,” she says. “A lot of who I am is connected to my size, and I am so happy with who I am.” Graham refuses to credit it all to just being a “pretty face.” No kidding you’re an icon to fat chicks you idiot…and she’s not even that fat – she works out and Here she is working out – or making a dude lift her – because she knows she hates being fat but loves that it is her angle – that she milks to make her money. A video posted by A S H L E Y G R A H A M (@theashleygraham) on Nov 2, 2016 at 8:42am PDT The post Stephen Hawking’s Words of Wisdom for Fat Bitches of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift creeps me the fuck out, this is a video she live instagram streamed that I accidentally clicked on and had to download, because her little crew creep me the fuck out. Not just because of KENDALL JENNER’S REACTION WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE TAYLOR SWIFT CREW ….but because I know anyone who makes that much money off bullshit music – is fucking corrupt, evil, and a monster… That said, drug rehab, addict and entitled whiner who will pretend it’s all a disease rather than being accountable for her own issues of being an entitled whiner – Selena Gomez – Lupus survivor so far – and self destructive little monkey…won an award and Taylor Swift, her theoretical enemy, but rather he BFF because they are all in this scamming TOGETHER….make that fucking money, strength in numbers, who fucking knows…but a competitor should never publicly celebrate like this…there’s something going on…don’t trust the rich puppets… That said, Selena Won an AMA and she crawled out of Rehab to get it….incredible, but not at all…FINGERS crossed for Overdose… That said, the AMAs mean nothing…and not just because I hate the American Music awards with a passion and I always have….It isn’t because I have something officially against Dick Clark or his Host Body Ryan Seacrest….it is that I have something against a poorly produced….bar mitvah caliber produced….pile of shit award show for the sake of having an award show…featuring top selling artists that aren’t actually artists…but instead just puppets making the industry richer….because they can afford to shove the garbage down your retard throat….and make you think it is good…..and make you think they are more important than they are – because they give out trophies to each other – despite already winning…. …But because these self hating puppets already won…. The AMAs are the only award show I’ve ever been invited to attend, yes make this about me, it was years ago, but still, that should show you how low grade they are – when they come to DrunkenStepfather with press passes, sure the site was big and more relevant and read, but still that’s fucking ghetto…and you’d think I’d be drawn to all things ghetto based on the girls I fuck…especially when they include me in their fun…but no, that just means they fucking suck… Pile of shit, not an actual award, just a marketing platform. Fuck you AMAs. Here’s Selena Gomez out of rehab winning nonsense… Here are some sluts in attendeance…. Julianne Hough, looking like a crackwhore, which is exactly how Ryan Seacrest, Dick Clark’s Host body treated her when they dated – so it all comes full circle… Behati Prinsloo – Adam Levine from Maroon 5’s baby momma and her mom tits are so Music Industry thanks to his very annoying music…so obviously they’d be there… Sports Illustrated model Hannah Davis, who may be the one married to Derek Jeter’s Herpes, but that could be another SI Model, I can’t keep track of these whores – but she wore a see through dress….and it was so classy – like a Disney Princess…. TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE Hailee Steinfeld is looking skinny – because she realizes fat is gross – and as a popstar in training – who proves how easy it is to get into the music scene from the acting scene – you can’t be gross…. Nina Dobrev – Cornrows Because She’s into cultural appropriation and mocking slavary….right? Olivia Munn – Weird fucking face counter balanced by tits – for the nerds…she exploited to get famous in the first place – BUT SHE IS SHOWING NIPPLES – BECAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU GET NOTICED TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE Bella Thorne – Brought it in a bra top looking like a Child Star about to collapse and I fucking love it. Kat Graham in a See Through Outfit – Less Fat than she’s been at her fattest…oh wait that’s Ashley Graham…same shit….chubby sluts trying to get famous…maintain famous…etc… Chrissy Teigen’s Pussy – Not Worthy of a Post of its Own because she’s shameless, disgusting and this pug faced wallet fucking cunt – haggard and vile – has used her attention seeking so aggressively that she’s got on TV like Tila Tequila…when she should just fucking kill herself… TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE Manly Muppet faced – overrated rich kid model with a man voice – was the host, god knows why, oh right trying to get young people to watch as they sink into the depths of AMAs don’t matter…GIGI HADID impersonated Melania Trump…. The post Taylor Swift is way Too Pumped On Selena Gomez at the AMAs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Khloe Kardashian Previews New Reality Based Series “Revenge Body” Khloe Kardashian is all set to jump into another reality train , but this next series is a tad bit different for the “Keeping Up” star. Today E dropped the trailer for “Revenge Body”. It looks like Khloe will be coaching hopeful contestants through vigorous work outs, while they share their personal body struggles. Khloe is no stranger to having weight issues, detailing her obstacles with her physique early in the trailer. It should be interesting what kinds of advice and/or referrals she will be giving. Will you be watching? Revenge Body premieres January 12th on E! Youtube/E!
Gabourey Sidibe Shows Off Weight Loss At Glamour Women Of The Year Awards Glamour Magazine hosted their Women Of The Year event at Neuehouse in Hollywood Monday night and we were loving all the black girl magic on the scene. Gabourey Sidibe was looking especially lovely in this teal number, which showed off her curves while still highlighting her slimmer figure. She wasn’t the only baddie in the building. We’re loving this bronze shirtdress Tracee Ellis rocked. Kat Graham wore a similar frock in silver. Hit the flip for more great looks from Chanel Iman, Keke Palmer, Ashley Graham, Yara Shahidi, Caitlyn Jenner, Zendaya Coleman and more. WENN
A video posted by A S H L E Y G R A H A M (@theashleygraham) on Nov 14, 2016 at 4:48pm PST Mattel has decided to hop on a trend, the fat trend, because fat is in, people are fat, and why not speak to the fat people who complain all the time about how fat is misrepresented in the mainstream, when it should be stigmatized and made fun of – due to being unhealthy… So they partnered up with Fat model, who got off her fat ass, but took her fat whining to create a career as a fat chick in a fat world, and created a fat barbie in her image… I am sure it’s a dream for all girls to have a barbie in their images, even if it looks like it’s Kim Kardashian…a monster..or a tranny….even though it is shitting on their legacy of unrealistic expectations that is handed out to little girls at a young age to fuck them up proper enough that they turn into activists like Ashley Graham for fatness….to try to give kids a positive influence by saying “it’s ok to be fat and to aspire to be fat”….instead of feeling inadequate their entire lives because they will never be as hot as the Barbies they are obsessed with and play with – even after surgeries to look more like Barbie….something a lot of girls do. BUT…I prefer aspirational Barbie…not settle, be lazy and die a premature death Barbie….but the world…it is a changing… The post Fat Barbie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lady Gaga Wears Denim Hot Pants Lady Gaga has been on a dive bar tour flashing her cakes all over the place in teeny weeny denim short outfits. The singer hit the streets of Los Angeles Thursday night after the last stop on her Bud Light secret show concert series leaving nothing to the imagination. NADA damn thing… FameFlynetPictures/SplashNews
Ashley Graham Reveals Her Curvy Bikini Body In Mexico Ashley Graham was photographed catching some surf and sun in Cancun Friday wearing a white and gray marbled bikini. How you like them curves? She wasn’t alone either. Apparently the trip was part of a photoshoot. Ashley did pretty much get famous for flossing that bawwwwdy in a bikini. You like??? More photos on the flipside AKM-GSI
I know I’m probably going to get a bunch of hate mail for this, talking about what a fat loser I am, but let me just remind you: I’m a blogger. We’re supposed to be fat. Ashley Graham is a supermodel. Or at least, a bunch of people like to pretend she is, for some reason. Anyway, here she is in a bikini and an arm-bra, and if you think that’s going to distract me from the fact that she’d look even better with a few less pounds, well, you’re probably right. But whatever. I still say this isn’t healthy. For her or the Little Tuna. ☀️Mexico☀️ A video posted by A S H L E Y G R A H A M (@theashleygraham) on Oct 8, 2016 at 3:01pm PDT
