Ashley Greene is generally some seriously boring shit. All she does is work out…I mean when she’s not attaching herself to things that will secure her position in the entertainment industry, you know by pretending the be celibate while dating a Jonas Brother back when people remembered who the Jonas Brothers her, when not staring on Twilight, the meal ticket, lottery win that will pay her for the rest of her fucking life…and here she is rocking her cleavage like someone you’d expect to be celibate and not just saying that to lure the 12-15 year old market cuz they will stay with you for life like you were Britney Spears… Who cares, I like great cleavage, preferably when nipples fall out, but this is good enough.
I feel like it’s been a while since I’ve had any Ashley Greene pictures up on the site, I could be wrong, but I’m glad she decided to lose her workout gear and slip into something a little more appealing for me. Here she is at some concert over the weekend giving us an awesome looks at her impressive cleavage. I don’t remember her breasts looking like this. Maybe it’s because they were always stuffed into an annoying sports bra, or maybe she had some work done. That would explain her absence. Either way, I’m quite enjoying this. Well done.
The Toronto International Film Festival continues, and the frozen North is getting hot, hot hot with a deluge of nudity from old favorites and up-and-coming nude stars alike. Our Skin Skouts saw movies starring Gina Gershon , Juno Temple , Asia Argento , Carice van Houten , and Emily Browning , and we’re slappy to say the nudity reports are all positive. Add a lesbian liplock from Olivia Wilde into the mix, and it looks like we’re headed for an awesome nude autumn. More breaking nudes from Toronto after the jump!
Here’s Ashley Greene, or as I like to call her, the manipulator of teenagers everywhere thanks to a solid PR team who managed to use vampires and the Jonas brothers to establish herself as someone relevant and here to stay, and she’s showing off her toned, work out addicted tits as hard as she fucking can, you know really pushing them to their limits of cleavage capabilities and I assume you probably like it…cuz you are like me and like all things with vaginas as long as they aren’t fat and even if they are fat…I’ll do it cuz the vagina has that grip on me….from barnyard animals to street hookers and everything in between…making me pretty easy to fucking please…which is pretty obvious if you take a look at these pics…and see that there’s really nothing special about them, yet I’m still celebrating them….making this whole thing way weird.
These pics would be better if her ass was actually shitty, you know the covered in shit kind of shitty and not just the no real substance, soul or appeal shitty…cuz at least her ass being covered in feces would give us something to fucking laugh at or at least talk about, like the drunk chick who shit herself outside the club two weeks ago, but instead I’m stuck with this garbage media whore marketing herself shit…..and that’s no fun…cuz I only like an ass when the cheeks make a smile shape where they meet the legs…not this weird deflated garbage…fuck Ashley Greene like you were a Jonas brother who pretended he didn’t fuck Ashley Greene, giving her a complex that she could deal with cuz it meant more teen fans she’s already locked down – thanks Twilight.
These pics would be better if her ass was actually shitty, you know the covered in shit kind of shitty and not just the no real substance, soul or appeal shitty…cuz at least her ass being covered in feces would give us something to fucking laugh at or at least talk about, like the drunk chick who shit herself outside the club two weeks ago, but instead I’m stuck with this garbage media whore marketing herself shit…..and that’s no fun…cuz I only like an ass when the cheeks make a smile shape where they meet the legs…not this weird deflated garbage…fuck Ashley Greene like you were a Jonas brother who pretended he didn’t fuck Ashley Greene, giving her a complex that she could deal with cuz it meant more teen fans she’s already locked down – thanks Twilight.
I am pretty sure Kristin Cavallari got implants. I can only assume it was in efforts to make herself a little more relevant…you know since she hardly matters…but I could be wrong…you know maybe she just changed her birth control pill…or maybe she gains her weight in her titties…or maybe…just maybe…this is what they always looked like..I just didn’t bother noticing…cuz she doesn’t fucking matter…but they do look rounder, bigger, fuller and like they hang better…and implants are the low level girl’s answer to getting noticed…and I guess it worked…cuz here I am pondering her tits…which is coincidentally also one of my lowest points in my life…
Here’s Ashley Greene in some kind of onesie for the perverts who think girls dressed in outfits originally designed for infants is hot….While it just reminds me that she’s overrated and that she doesn’t try to seduce us throught he media as she should, cuz if she cared about the pervert fans for a minute, instead of the 14 year olds…she’d have hard nipples and a fucking cameltoe….but then again…maybe she can’t get cameltoes…you know since she’s a virgin thanks to a relationship with a Jonas Brother…. Either way, she’s so fucking boring…it is almost ridiculous….
Here’s Ashley Greene in some kind of onesie for the perverts who think girls dressed in outfits originally designed for infants is hot….While it just reminds me that she’s overrated and that she doesn’t try to seduce us throught he media as she should, cuz if she cared about the pervert fans for a minute, instead of the 14 year olds…she’d have hard nipples and a fucking cameltoe….but then again…maybe she can’t get cameltoes…you know since she’s a virgin thanks to a relationship with a Jonas Brother…. Either way, she’s so fucking boring…it is almost ridiculous….
‘It’s a lot darker and there’s a lot more adult things that are handled and dealt with,’ Ashley Greene tells us at Comic-Con. By Terri Schwartz, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene Photo: MTV News The final two “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn” movies are filmed and wrapped, but the hype for the flicks is only going to get bigger now that the first two full scenes have been shown at San Diego Comic-Con . It seems fair to say that the film series will continue to get bigger as “Breaking Dawn: Part 1” and “Part 2” hit theaters over the next year and a half. Appropriately, these last two movies were the biggest shoot of the entire series as well. They were filmed back-to-back over the course of seven months and incorporated a much larger cast than the previous movies. “With each installment, everything kind of got bigger and more grand,” Ashley Greene told MTV News during our “Breaking Dawn” live stream . “The stakes definitely got higher with each installment as well.” The content of the movies matured as its stars did. “Breaking Dawn” deals with everything from marriage and pregnancy to Bella making the decision to become a vampire, and the franchise’s stars were ready to delve into the more adult material. “I’d been waiting to shoot ‘Breaking Dawn’,” Kellan Lutz said of his anticipation for last year’s shoot. “It gets juicy.” Greene agreed, saying, “I think with ‘Breaking Dawn,’ it’s a lot darker and there’s a lot more adult things that are handled and dealt with. I think it was a lot different than all the other ones.” “Part 2” includes a brand-new cast of vampires that will be joining the Cullens in their rebellion against the Volturi, and Lutz said he felt that having so many new faces improved the filmmaking experience. “We have a way larger cast, so it was really great to work with so many more talented actors and just bring new friends into the franchise,” he said. “It’s great to have more people to hang out with. It’s definitely a bigger movie, a way larger production.” It certainly helped bolster the excitement for the huge action set pieces that they have to look forward to in the second movie. “We shot some really epic scenes that took multiple days,” Lutz teased. “I’m really excited to see it.” Check out everything we’ve got on “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1” and “Part 2.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos MTV News’ Comic-Con Takeover ‘Breaking Dawn’ Special Related Photos ‘Breaking Dawn’ Stars Take Over San Diego Comic-Con Twilight: Breaking Dawn
