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Ashley Greene Teases

Here’s Ashley Greene teasing us with some sexy faces while she buys flowers, I bet she got a discount. Have I written enough yet? Are you still reading this garbage? Seriously, it’s just some chick in a cardigan making a couple of doing it facial expressions that I’ve never seen before. Most of the sex faces I see involve frowns or scowls or bitter looks of disappointment. Aren’t you glad you kept reading?

Ashley Greene’s Uneven Tits of the Day

I am not entirely sure if these are actually Ashley Greene’s hard nipples in a dress she wore braless to some fashion show, but I am thinking that they are, partially because I am bored and find nipples entertaining, even if they aren’t actual nipples, but just look like they could be nipples, but also because if they are her hard nipples, shit are on a fuckin’ slant. She’s got on nipple aiming up and the other aiming down diagonally like some kind of bad acid trip, or the product of botched surgery, or just bad genetics and despite liking my women as symmetrical, or in my wife’s case as spherical as a giant bouncy ball they throw into the crowd at concerts, this shit is still pretty fuckin’ hot to me and not because she’s the only redeeming thing Twilight has to offer on a sexual level to grown men, other than the common knowledge that teenage girls everywhere are getting damp in their panties watching the shit, cuz teenage girls aren’t sexual objects, that’s the law, get it together, pervert. Pics via Bauer

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Tyler Grady vs. John Park: Semifinalist Showdown!

Popular, early opinion so far states that a woman will win American Idol . But we can think of two singers that hope to prove that consensus wrong: Tyler Grady and John Park . The former stood out during his initial audition in Boston because he performed with casts on both wrists, the result of a fall from a tree. He also impressed with his retro look and rendition of Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On.” Park, meanwhile, hasn’t received a lot of air time just yet. He’s a student at Northwestern University received unanimous approval for Hollywood after his audition in Chicago. Look closely at the two men below. One of them might be the next American Idol… Who will advance farther this season? Earlier this week, we also compared Ashley Rodriguez with Lilly Scott. Cast your vote between those two contestants now!

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Billy Corgan Addresses Jessica Simpson Relationship

Billy Corgan has commented on his relationship with Jessica Simpson for the first time … and it appears as if that relationship is mostly, if not entirely musical. “She asked me to help her out on the theme song for her new show [VH1’s The Price of Beauty ],” the Smashing Pumpkins frontman told the Chicago Tribune . “She goes around the world to show how different people perceive beauty. In some cultures, bigger is better. In some, smaller is better. It’s very interesting.” Corgan says that he ended up writing part of the theme song, which he describes as having “a little bit of an alternative rock edge, but it’s still very pop-y.” The odd couple had fans scratching their heads last December after they were first spotted together in New York City. Rumors of a romance soon heated up. Weirdest non-couple ever! [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] From what we’ve read and heard, there were feelings from both sides, although the extent to which Billy Corgan and Jessica Simpson were romantic is unclear. And as far as celebrity gossip reports are concerned, he could not care less. “The stuff I’ve seen doesn’t have any bearing to the reality that I’m in,” he says. “It’s like living a cartoon. It has nothing to do with what’s really going on.” A bit coy, but definitely honest. Which is about what you would expect. Jessica Simpson aside, what’s left for a ’90s rock god to do in his career? “I just signed a deal to write my memoir ,” he said. “Next year. It’s a memoir about life from a spiritual perspective – not from a media or celeb perspective.”

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Happy Birthday, Ashley Greene!

What a difference a year makes. On February 21, 2009, we did not wish Ashley Greene a happy birthday. In fact, we had not even written a single article about the actress at that point. But now we’re excited send best wishes to the Twilight Saga star on her 22nd birthday and we encourage readers to do the same. Over the last few months, Greene has exploded onto the celebrity gossip scene, mostly due to her role as Alice Cullen in Twilight and New Moon ; but a series of naked photos didn’t hurt her fame, either. She may be fully clothed in the montage below, but these pictures are still worth a look or two dozen… Two other stars also celebrate birthdays today: Corbin Blue is 20, and Jennifer Love Hewitt is 30. We’ve posted a few images of these celebs below. Don’t forget to include them in your birthday wishes…

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Ashley Greene Does Marie Claire

Here’s Ashley Greene in some photo shoot for Marie Claire magazine. I like that she’s starting to get more attention and getting featured in magazines, but Marie Claire ? If you’re trying to reach out to old ladies waiting to have a crown fixed at the dentist sure, but I somehow doubt that’s her target audience.

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Ashley Greene SoBe Hot

Twilight darling Ashely Greene stripped down for SoBe Zero. Do you even see the bottle?

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Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2009 – #1 Blake Lively

Well I guess it was obvious, judging by the 100s of emails you guys sent me, that my future ex wife Blake Lively would be Hollywood Tuna’s #1 Babe Of 2009. Yes, Blakey was by far the most popular girl in Tunaland.

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Ashley Greene Pumps It

Here’s Ashley Greene partaking in my favorite fetish, pumping gas. Unfortunately, we don’t know if she managed to stick the nozzle into the hole, but I’d like to think that she did. I have no clue why that’s important, but I guess it can’t really be considered a fetish if nothing gets plugged

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Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2009 – #2 Cheryl Tweedy

Here’s a shocker! Cheryl Tweedy isn’t Hollywood Tuna’s #1 Babe this year. Some of you thought she’d be a back to back winner, but a lot can change in 365 days. Besides, there’s really not much of a difference between the #10 girl and #1.

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