Am I the only one who still posts pictures of Ashley Tisdale ? I’m pretty sure I am. I know she’s not exactly an A-list celebrity, but she’s got a great little body on her so I don’t care. Here she is pumping some gas in, well, in just a sweater and a pair of boots. I like wear her heads at, I think more women should leave the house without any pants on… They’re overrated.
Obviously I would have preferred these pictures of Ashley Tisdale to involve a lot less clothing, like ninety percent less clothing, but I’m not in charge of dressing the chick so we’re stuck with this outfit. Not that it’s a bad one, it’s actually kind of hot, she’s got a somewhat see through top and some skin tight red rockstar pants on so I’m still getting that special feeling in my pants. Keep up the good work.
When you have a busted face do whatever you can to divert’s people’s attention from it….even if it means wearing stupid fucking boots you probably jerked off to in Pretty Woman because the movie title lied and fed you Julia Roberts instead of an actual pretty woman, leaving you nothing by high boots to tap into your fantasy…or at least you masturbation….cuz that’s the whole reason you rented the movie in the first place back when internet didn’t exist….I mean hypothetically speaking of course….
When you have a shitty face that you’ve tried to fix with plastic surgery but that is still a shitty face despite al the money invested in it….wear short spandex shorts cuz it redirects our eyes to what you do have control over…your body you work out all the fucking time and thank god you do cuz otherwise you’d be totally fucking hopeless…..proving I should be a stylist for hot body girls with ugly faces….They should give me my own show…like Queer Guy WItha Queer Eye the lowlife, poor, pervert who likes pussy edition…..
I hate on Ashley Tisdale every fucking time I see her pictures because she’s ugly….or at least got an ugly face by Hollywood standards, and guess what….she’s in Hollywood…and instead of accepting it and walking around in a mask like me, she’s got this attitude that she’s all that…maybe it is cuz of her fame, her money, or all the attention and affirmations her team have put on her all these years, leading to confidence and delusions….which is enough reason to hate a bitch, no matter how hard she works out…..she’s just bullshit…..but then she goes ahead and posts her panties on twitter…and that’s a fucking win in my mind….finally.
I’ve always wondered how Stacy Keibler kept her body looking so good, I just assumed it was through hard work, exercise and a balanced healthy diet, but apparently I was wrong. According to this video all it takes is a some quality time shaking your booty while playing a fitness game on Xbox 360 Kinnect . Good to know. You got that fatties? No more excuses.
It looks as though Ashley Tisdale has followed a number of nobodies’ leads and has decided to become the latest underwear Twitter model. Here she is showing off her panties in her latest profile pic. It’s alright I guess, I don’t really see all that much of the undies, but at least she’s making a sexy face. I’d hit it. She knows she’s not getting paid for this right?
How Ashley Tisdale is still relevant is beyond me, I don’t know what’s going on anymore. If a mousy chick like this can still get all this attention, the stripper who spent about two and a half hours on my lap last night should be a superstar. I love fake boobies. Anyhow, here she is in her little leather skirt showing off some skin. Not bad. She’s still not ready to work the pole, but it’s a start.
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It was the biggest fucking night in Hollywood….Twilight the pretend Last Episode cuz they are going to make more since it makes so much money premiere…..or what I prefer to call Porno for Tweens….cuz I tried watching the shit…all 109 year old vampire fucking a high school girl…both looking like they have aids, or a meth addiction, in some horrible acting, dialogue, shot on a digi cam with a weird green filter that makes me feel like I’m having a stroke….bullshit that makes billions…. I wasn’t invited, I never am, cuz I’m creepy and irrelevant but it turns out everyone else was…including some pussy…because like a videostore clerk offering his 16 year old neighbor some free twilight rentals if Twilight brings out the pussy. I coulda done a post for each and every one of these bitches, but why not put it all into one like an orgy that will never happen, but in your weirdo fantasies, weirdo. Jennifer Love Hewitt Banaged Up Looking Good from Far…and Her Tits looking ridiculous from close…I guess she’s getting the hang of getting noticed, it’s only been 2 decades of us talking about her tits, she might as well show them, despite the rest of her fat ass catching up to their disproportioned goodness…. Briana Evigan Rock Hard Tits Genesis Rodriguez in Something Kinda See Through…. Maria Menounos Hotness The Jenner Sisters or the new generation Kardashian Sister…designed to replace and take over so Kris Jenner’s womb has a legacy that spans different markets….staring with the pedophiles…cuz they are longer, leaner, hotter, and underage than their piggy, immigrant, trash sisters who should be shot out back like the dogs they are…. Here’s some mother daughter Heather Locklear and Ava Sambora Action… Melissa Joan Hart the Pig Years Cassie Scerbo’s a total slut all boxy and weird cleavaged in red…. Christian Serratos Proves Hormones in the FOod Aren’t All That Bad….except for the cancer thing….cuz they grow them titties to be nutty… Ashley Greene Dressed Like One of those New Floral Tampons…designed to catch all blood… Ashley Tisdale Had to Pee Some Other Bitch Named Dania Ramirez or something spic.. It’s not a party without BLOSSOM!!