I once wrote (probably last week)..that Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex that was removed by cancer..but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage to survive probably contributed… “bregje”. And that’s all I got to say about that….. These are pictures for one of the worst bikini photoshoots, a lazy one really, because she lives in NYC where all the models live, and they didn’t even hop on a plane to get a shoot in luxury…instead they lazily walked around the city – because I guess it’s low budget….and more importantly…it annoys me…because she’s not naked and sticking things in her asshole…but that annoys me with all girls… The post Bregje Heinen in a Lazy Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I once wrote (probably last week)..that Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex that was removed by cancer..but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage to survive probably contributed… “bregje”. And that’s all I got to say about that….. These are pictures for one of the worst bikini photoshoots, a lazy one really, because she lives in NYC where all the models live, and they didn’t even hop on a plane to get a shoot in luxury…instead they lazily walked around the city – because I guess it’s low budget….and more importantly…it annoys me…because she’s not naked and sticking things in her asshole…but that annoys me with all girls… The post Bregje Heinen in a Lazy Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This just in, huge news, big news, like Ashley Tisdale’s nose….that makes her face all mangled even after plastic surgery, that takes away from her hot fit body, because ugly faces have that impact on overall hotness – but she has finally figured out her lighting – to avoid the Ashley Tisdale ugly face watch…and allow us to focus on her mid 30s sex appeal… Never too late to live the fucking dream… The post Ashley Tisdale Found her Lighting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This just in, huge news, big news, like Ashley Tisdale’s nose….that makes her face all mangled even after plastic surgery, that takes away from her hot fit body, because ugly faces have that impact on overall hotness – but she has finally figured out her lighting – to avoid the Ashley Tisdale ugly face watch…and allow us to focus on her mid 30s sex appeal… Never too late to live the fucking dream… The post Ashley Tisdale Found her Lighting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
TREATS! are the hub of sugar daddies in LA – who finance great parties – if you like cheesy parites – that all the thirsty instagram hookers – who are actual hookers go in hopes of getting some media, some press, being part of a community of glamour and richness, to fly on the Private Jets, because that’s what girls on social media who think they are hot and pretend to be models do… Ashley Smith has had big tits in photoshoots for a long time, she’s old, and she’s done all kinds of random work as a model…mainly in the hipster new york trash pre-instagram world…but she managed to trick Sports Illustrated to use her…but that didn’t take her viral – so I guess she’s onto the EM RATA approach of naked big tits – as she knows there’s a timeline or maybe because she’s looking for a rich husband to get knocked up by…either way – there’s a video…not a great video – not enough of her tits you’ve seen…but a video that is part of her attempt to get noticed…she did playboy last month…so she’s hustling – sure it’s dumb..but to her it’s her only shot I guess… Here are those playboy pics and other pics of her because why not.. The post Ashley Smith for TREATS! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As a Canadian – I am sure the Trump Winning Election will affect me or my people on some level or another – so when Trump people get mad at me for having an opinion because I am a Canadian – I am reminded why the half retard – great marketer got into office…but I think it’s a troll and he’s not gonna be all that bad…since all he wanted was the title… I did read Art of the Deal many many years ago – and his one point that I remember is that if you become a celebrity and people talk about you – you can have a platform to push and sell anything – and he’s proved that…so maybe people should be praising him for living the American Dream…where rich white people can make it to the top of Politics without ever working in politics…no matter how insane that dream may be.. I find Trump funny, entertaining, he’s an entertainer…he’s from Reality TV and he proves that social media can destroy for trolling – because people will believe anything – you just need that big FB page to get there… The only joy I have from the Trump win is all the celebrities being reminded that they are disconnected in their real white privileged life…that peopled don’t care enough about them to be influenced by them….and that despite their efforts – I’m talking to you Katy Perry..you’ve failed…you dancing Monkeys…. I love that how loud they were about Hillary Clinton – Failed them…. So here are a bunch of celebs who voted LOLZ…advertising they VOTED….most opening with the “I’m With Her”…campaign…that lost because instead of making a difference in the world…they are the worst self involved cunts around…making that money… Anything to remind these celebs that they suck…brings me joy. Fucking idiots… Some of these celebs are: Roselyn Sanchez, America Ferrera, Camille Belle, Cheryl Burke, Alex Daddario, Sophia Bush, Jessica Biel, Sarah Michelle Gellar – Hands, Julianne Hough, Katie Cassidy Dumping Trump, Marisa Tomei, Olivia Wilde, Anna Kendrick FACELESS< Emmy Rossum bug eyeed, Lily Collins - Blake Lively Mouth...and anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried and Kate Hudson, Bryce Dallas Howard, Miley Cyrus, Danica McKellar, Beth Behrs, I put some no names in here also...Sarah Hyland, Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens, Mariah Menounos, Taylor Swift... Ariel WInter - A video posted by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Nov 8, 2016 at 1:36pm PST The post Celebrities Who Voted of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
THIS IS HILARIOUS…. I didn’t watch Neon Demon, a story of some model who moved to LA at 16 to get swept up by the evil industry, although you’d think it’d be something I’m into based on the fact that I post these bullshit stories everyday….but I do remember when it came out in the early summer… What I missed was this brilliant picture of her at a premiere – standing in front of some weirdly placed pervert mirror, the kind of design we can assume the dudes who lurk in malls looking for girls in skirts to walk up stairs…to to use their selfie stick rig would have built… I mean what are the chances of this actually happening…this is almost as good as when girls send me mirror selfies of them masturbating for the mirror..only it’s unexpected, surprise paprazzi gold…the shit that dreams are made of, something more red carpet events need and I’m just bummed she’s wearing panties…it would have been such a better hustle with no panties….why did she wear panties…what a fail…offset by such a win…. The post Elle Fanning’s Brilliant Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face…has been something I’ve been documenting since I saw her in a teen award show get labeled as “the hottest girl of the year”…and I thought that shit was so fucking corrupt and clearly a fucking lie – because she’s got this mangled, even after plastic surgery face….but she always had a pretty good body…because she was relatively fit, a good tactic when you’ve got a mangled face…not that it’s that bad…I mean I am rough on her…she’s better than any girl I’ve fucked…but the girls I fuck are broken down hookers and not hollywood stars who were on popular shows in their retirement… But I guess when she deals with that face with a mask or make-up, wearing a see through top while her friends titty grab her…all that ugly watch….mangled face things…just don’t matter….keep up the good work Ashley Tisdale all wild and crazy on Halloween… The post Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch the Nipple Edition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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