I don’t know what the “Art of Elysium 2016 Heaven Gala” is…but it sounds pretty fucking faggy nerd shit. Which would explain transgendered Rumer Willis showing off those tits…. The half potato, lovely thanks to all the plastic surgery her mom introduced her to, you know to make up for bad genetics, because Bruce Willis didn’t realize he was impregnating a lie….and it is her responsibility to right that wrong… So many other girls were there, but Rumer tits are all that mattered… Juliette Lewis Old Bellamy Young: Bella Thorne, she’s an it girl…and everywhere… Charli XCX BiG Tits…on the Rita Ora UK popstar promote with your tits hustle…I apprecaite… Paz Vega….is that a see throug? Ashley Tisdale Face….Distracted by her Body Christina Hendricks – What the hell is going on there…. TO SEE EVERYONE AT THE EVENT CLICK HERE The post Rumer Willis and other Tits at the Art of Elysium 2016 Heaven Gala of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I run I celebrity based website…I mean I don’t consider this a celebrity gossip website, it’s more a me making fun of celebrities, comedic, hate pop culture, too lazy to expose real people, while figuring these idiots lead the trends, which is terrifying, so why not laugh at it… That said, I should have known the People’s Choice Awards were on, but instead I was told in bar “The People’s Choice Awards are On, my girlfriend, made me watch that shit, I can’t believe that exists.”….and I laughed at the fact that I’ve actually seen the People’s Choice Awards years ago, where they nominated Ashley Tisdale as the hottest girl in Hollywood, because she had the smartest script written to vote for herself on their website, as anyone knows that she of all people is not the hottest anything ever… Meaning, it’s just a way for kids to interact with idiots they look up to who are terrible people, and I just can’t participate or put myself through that garbage, redundant marketing bullshit…it’s just noise to sell product… But I can look at the pics….and ignore the pile of contrived bullshit… Ashley Benson – Less fat that usual…. Debby Ryan looking like Jon Benet Ramsey…. Julianne Hough has probably had Ryan Seacrest eat her ass after doing coke off it… Kate Hudson – Good Ass.. Lea Michele manly and mourning her ex fiance. Lucy Hale – who gives a fuck… Christina Milian fame whoring hard, this bitch will be anywhere… Natalie Dormer – What the Fuck is that Face…. Sarah Hyland – 12 years old… Vanessa Hudgens early adopter to nude selfies, so I like her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE The post The People’s Choice Awards Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are a bunch of random pics of celebrity, models, actresses, uselessness from their snapchat and instagram….I really didn’t put too much effort into this, I am napping, so there’s a mix of all kinds of shit…I avoided the straight up instagram models I like to avoid and I forgot the names of most people, models, you probably jerk off to…so take this half assed list….and remember all lists on the internet are clickbait, half assed, lazy, put together quickly because no one actually cares about journalism, not to mention, if you like a celebrity bitch, you probably follow her and don’t need me shitting on her over a blog to see this shit…right…right…. 1- Bar Refaeli Pregnancy….which seems to be a common thread that people announce their pregnancy on social media….so Bar Refaeli is pregnant….something that usually happens to Jewish girls at 30….I wonder how many pregnancy test companies she pitched to get this pic… 2- Izabel Goulart doing Fitness Porn…because she’s a half naked model…and making guys jerk off in the least porny, wholesome way is her thing… 3- Maria Menounos – Not Famous for very much, but white trash like her and you’re white trash, but in a Bikini 4- Anastasia Ashley…because heels in a slutty gold bikini with champange is pretty good NYE concept “art” 5- Lena Dunham….crass, fat, vile, disgusting, Terrifying 6- ELiza Dushku – Because it was Her Birthday…she’s 100. 7 – Melissa Reeves – Because I don’t know who or what the fuck she is… 8- Keke Palmer – Because 2015 was the Year of Black Lives Matter, 2016 the year of Blacklives in Bikinis Matter 9- Ashley Tisdale – Feet for the Foot Fetishists…and Tonya… 10- Nicola Peltz – Who isn’t famous but who is a rich kid and who was in Transformers replacing Megan Fox, therefore famous enough for her ass to get on this site… 11 – Bella Thorne – and friends…including her slutty coattail riding sister because she’s the new Lohan and in being the new Lohan – people are obsessed 12- Lindsay Lohan – “Happy New Years beautiful lands of the world that we visit, Mother Nature and Earth. God bless All in this year to come. Love and Live” and “God bless all and #happy2016 may us all have a full, loving, giving and prosperous new year!!!! ” – Crazy bitch.. A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Dec 30, 2015 at 4:28am PST 13- Maitland Ward because she is also about as relevant as Lohan…busty redhead child star gone mad…. 14- Micaela Schaefer because she’s about as relevant as Maitland Ward and they use the same fame whoring tactics… 15- Hayley Joel Osment Playing His Sister Emily because it is more marketable… 16- Nadine Velazque – Clever….. 17- Jamie Chung – Flashing in the Snow… 18- Emmy Rossum – Awkward as Fuck 19- Britney Spears…Still Crazy….begging for you to help her escape. 20- Jessica Alba – bottom feeding and peddling her own bullshit products to increase sales like the puppet money grubbing shameless cunt she is 21- Jessica Simpson is the NYE Gas Guzzler – which would explain why she’s half retard 22- Elsa Hosk – Victoria’s Secret Model…and her instagram ass 23 – Stella Maxwell and Lily Rose Depp – Because Hipster models hanging with celebrity tweens is a good time for the coke dealer… Here’s Stella Maxwell Showing off her Model Moves on her last hike of 2015…no wonder she gets paid a lot… A video posted by Stella! (@stellamaxwell) on Dec 31, 2015 at 4:30pm PST 24 – Nina Agdal Finds Her True Purpose in the World….”Im very disappointed in all of you!!! Apparently you dont care for my food, travel or work out pictures. I hope to find my pants in 2016!!” 25- Shay Mitchell – Because she’s in a bikini and on a popular TV Show 26- Lindsay Pelas – Because she’s got huge tits and a lot of followers on instagram because of her huge tits.. 27 – Charlotte McKinney – Because she’s also got huge tits and a lot of follower, even TV show deals because of her huge tits… 28- Alessandra Ambrosio – Frenching Some Dude I assume she had her kids with, but even if she didn’t, is probably rich because models are hookers or at least a variation of hooker… 29- Bieber choking out a bitch trying to use him for followers…then the bitch choking out Bieber…because Gender Equity in 2016….fascinating… 30- Alyssa Milano is a Weirdo Pervert about BReast Feeding – “Almost 16 months of breastfeeding Elizabella. It’s been one of the greatest joys in my life to breastfeed my babies” and realizes that people are also weirdo perverts about breast feeding…since two of her most popular pics are breast feeding… 31- Kate Hudson High Altitude Timelapse Yoga because bendy girls, even old and broken girls, excites me… A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Dec 29, 2015 at 1:46pm PST 32- Victoria Justice and Madison Reed – because they are some jailbait the perverts on the forums seem to fucking love because they are fucking perverts… 33- Christie Brinkley – because at 79 years old, I would still sniff her dirty bikini bottoms….she’s even hotter than her daughters…one is barely 18…. 34- Katherine McPhee Kissing Her Friend Because that’s what you do on New Years…unless you have a cold sore or are hated and disgusted by all… 35- Madison Beer – Because she’s got tits and is in bikini paparazzi pics and people are loving her…even though I have no fucking clue who the fuck she is… 36- How about some Ava Sambora because she’s 18, Heather Locklear’s daughter, and in a bikini showing off…why the fuck not..right The post Top “More Famous that Me” Bitches On New Years Eve of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I never jerked off to Winona Ryder….but she is in one of my Favorite Holiday Movies…”Little Women”… The most amazing thing about Winona Ryder isn’t that she’s fucked half of hollywood in the 30 years she’s been part of hollywood…but rather that she was considered an “it girl” for the longest time…even though we all know her best work was when she was robbing department stores…not modeling for brands sold in department stores….like this one for Marc Jacobs… I never quite understood her, but then I found out that she had massive Jewish girl tits, and all of a sudden it made sense, despite those tits never been used in movies for good….but I guess saved for casting couches for evil…you know to manipulate the job…. And I don’t understand why they’re still not being celebrated, this is like shitting on 1990…harder than…Milli Vanilli.. Non tits, when you have big tits, especially at 44 when nothing else is really working out for her sex appeal…is a fucking crime she should be arrested for…like it was 2001.. My opinion of this ad is that it’s reminiscent of doing cocaine at Hollywood afterparties…off mirrored tables all these hollywood types have… This has been a minute in reconnecting with Winona Ryder… The post Winona Ryder for Marc Jacobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amy Hixson can suck my anus…no seriously, all these models are for hire, you just have to pretend you have a private jet…and they usually won’t even charge you… That’s not to say Amy Hixson is quite like all the other models, I am sure she would never admit she’s like the other models, because with these models comes a level of delusion that involves not realizing that they are only into rich guys and famous guys..but are the first to call out other girls for being whores…or sugar babies…but never taking ownership I guess what I am saying is that I love Amy Hixson and want to have her baby, after she marries a rich guy, so that I can mooch off her like she mooches off him…seems to the only way this love will work out… In the meantime I’ll try to understand the “artist” statement of this silly shoot for Glamour Italia… The post Amy Hixson Posing with Porn for Glamour Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Tisdale knows one thing…and that thing is that her face is pretty broken down, but her body is pretty banging, so as long as she crops out her face, things are fucking sexy and fit….maintaining her fans that I am surprised she has, but not really, dudes are weird especially when they are dudes who watch High School Musical… I guess the life lesson is that if you’re not cute, but marketed cute, not hot, but marketed hot…even monstrous in your asymmetry…commit to the fit body…because even the hottest girls get old…but a toned stomach, face or not, is something even the most unimpressed pervert would want to cum on… The post Ugly Faced Ashley Tisdale Shows Her Goods of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Tisdale knows one thing…and that thing is that her face is pretty broken down, but her body is pretty banging, so as long as she crops out her face, things are fucking sexy and fit….maintaining her fans that I am surprised she has, but not really, dudes are weird especially when they are dudes who watch High School Musical… I guess the life lesson is that if you’re not cute, but marketed cute, not hot, but marketed hot…even monstrous in your asymmetry…commit to the fit body…because even the hottest girls get old…but a toned stomach, face or not, is something even the most unimpressed pervert would want to cum on… The post Ugly Faced Ashley Tisdale Shows Her Goods of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Vanessa Hudgens is really into her upper thigh…and so are you..because ever since High School musical you were stoked she wasn’t Ashley Tisdale…or maybe, if you’re like me…you like her because her legal team came after me becuase I posted nude pics that she leaked and they pretended she was 17 and that I was the criminal “Take it down or we’ll get you arrested for being a sex offender”…even though she was 19…and the one who produced and leaked the pics…even though it wasn’t properly planned because she had 5 o’clock shadow…the kind of monkey who needs to wax daily…she’s just that kind of weird immigrant…from what I assume is a jungle somewhere… Either way, she’s not naked, not as fat as she’s been and into her leg…and so are you.. TO SEE THE REST OF Vanessa Hudgens Thigh CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens THIGH of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
