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Sources: Leonardo DiCaprio, Ashton Kutcher, Jamie Foxx and Others Have Large Penises

How did Brian Austin Green land Megan Fox ? Why did Heather Locklear date David Spade? What inspired Jennifer Love Hewitt to sleep with Jamie Kennedy? Finally, after years of wondering about such dating mysteries, we’ve been supplied with the answer: these men are among those in Hollywood that have penises longer than eight inches. That’s what sources tell Life & Style , at least, as the tabloid reports these well-endowed gents “have nicknames like Tripod and Crooked Stick.” Read Between the Thighs: A five -fingered wave, plus a two -fingered peace sign, plus one Ashton Kutcher equals eight inches of manhood. Does this mean Leonardo DiCaprio, Ashton Kutcher and Jamie Foxx (pictured, all of whom are also on the list) have been bragging about their girth around town? Not exactly. “Most of these guys don’t know one another,” the magazine states. “But as so many of their exes in LA have been spreading around the gossip about them, when they bump into each other, they give a knowing nod.” Moreover, when they bump uglies with the opposite sex, they give a thrust that few can equal.

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Sources: Leonardo DiCaprio, Ashton Kutcher, Jamie Foxx and Others Have Large Penises

Adam Lambert, Ashton Kutcher, Other Celebs React To Mexico Earthquake

‘Couldn’t tell if that was an earthquake or if Matt Damon was angry, ‘ Rainn Wilson tweets. By Jocelyn Vena On Sunday afternoon, a 7.2 magnitude earthquake struck south of the U.S.-Mexico border near California, but it was felt by residents in and around Los Angeles as well. The quake hit Baja California, Mexico, about 240 miles southeast of Los Angeles. Soon many of L.A.’s most famous residents began reacting on Twitter. Adam Lambert , Denise Richards and Jamie Kennedy all simply tweeted: “Earthquake!!!!” Richards later added , “Hope everyone is ok … Felt it in LA.” “OMG! So scary, just felt an Earth Quake! Anyone else feel it?” Paris Hilton tweeted . “I hope there isn’t anymore.” “Dancing With the Stars” co-host Brooke Burke tweeted , “HOLY S***!!!!!! I have never felt an earthquake like that!!!!!!” Ashton Kutcher wrote , “We just felt an earthquake in LA that happened in mexico? … That was a good Equake.” While in Vegas, Kutcher’s “That ’70s Show” pal Danny Masterson tweeted that he also felt the earthquake. “56th floor in vegas was swayin! Earthquake in Mexico.” Josh Groban wrote , “That was a slow rolling Easter quake! My grandma didn’t feel it because she was ‘making the bed.’ Makes sense. Hope everyone is alright!!” Kim Kardashian’s former beau, football player Reggie Bush, tweeted : “I’m in San Diego and I felt it.” Leave it to “The Office” star Rainn Wilson to keep the mood light: He tweeted , “Couldn’t tell if that was an earthquake or if Matt Damon was angry.” Did you experience the earthquake on Sunday? Tell us about it in the comments! Related Artists Adam Lambert

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Celeb Baby Pictures: Guess Who?

Link: http://www.celebuzz.com/celeb-baby-pi… Haha, Ashton Kutcher was a roly-poly. With a nerdy haircut to boot. Read

Katherine Heigl: I’ve Seen Ashton Kutcher’s O-Face

Katherine Heigl has done the onscreen romantic thing in the movies with Gerard Butler in The Ugly Truth, James Marsden in 27 Dresses and on Grey’s Anatomy with Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Justin…

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Boxoffice Tally: Feb. 11-13

Boxoffice Tally: Feb. 11-13 From Ashton Kutcher and Jamie Foxx to the two Jessicas (Alba and Biel), “Valentine's Day” looks to harness some star power to steal the top boxoffice spot from “Dear John.” From: thrnetwork Views: 1045 4 ratings Time: 03:10 More in Entertainment

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The Smug Reign of John Krasinski Is About to Begin [Catch A Rising Star]

We’re sorry, but it’s coming. Rumor is that the shaggy Office star has the role of Captain America pretty much in the bag . It’d be “a multi-film deal,” which means Jim Halpert is about to get big . This is bad. Look, as actors go, Krasinki is mostly fine . He’s certainly better than an Ashton Kutcher or a Dane Cook. Of the current crop of shaggy-sarcastic funnymen, Krasinksi is definitely not the worst. But his whole hangdog cutie shtick has gotten unbearably tired and downright smug on The Office of late, and his equally grating work in movies like Leatherheads and It’s Complicated — mugging to the camera, oddly broad comedy strokes — have shown that his range doesn’t extend much past the whole cute guy you don’t notice until you do and then you really dooooo acting style. And though Captain America does begin as a nerdy little art student, pretty soon he’s buff and shield-wielding. We don’t see that really working with this muppetish fellow. And besides, the real problem isn’t Krasinski playing the hero in some comic movie that probably won’t be good. It’s that the series could make him a bonafide star , which means more gangly manboy to come — in sadsack modern dramas, in corn-blue romantic comedies, in paranoid urban thrillers. Krasinski is suited well for the small box, and now it seems that he could soon be foisted upon our megaplexes like a great messy-haired American Gerard Butler, an idea that sends an ironic slacker chill through our bones. [ Photo via Getty Images ]

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Party Patrol: Ashton and Demi at Play for Charity

Celebs are playing games tonight. Dominoes, to be exact—and of course, it’s all for a good cause. The annual Pre-Oscar Hollywood Domino Gala charity event is going down at Bar…

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Janice Dickinson — Now Accepting Applications

Filed under: TV Janice Dickinson wants to be Demi Moore — as in she wants her own version of Ashton Kutcher — so she’s getting a dating show to find herself one. Dickinson will get her own “Bachelorette” style show, which she’s putting together with Wikked … Permalink

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My Bloody Valentine’s: A Cinematic Disaster

Yikes. We all knew that the new overstuffed, all-star ensemble Love Actually rip-off Valentine’s Day was going to be bad — Topher Grace and Taylor Swift?? — but not this bad. The reviews are in and they are, mostly, scathing. Our favorite is Lisa Schwarzbaum’s F-grade assault for Entertainment Weekly : Valentine’s Day assembles a bouquet of blooming celebrity movie stars including Julia Roberts, Ashton Kutcher, Jessica Alba, Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, and Jamie Foxx, shuffles them in skits about love gone right and wrong, and hopes you won’t notice that every skit is lame, every line of dialogue is stale, every joke falls flat, and every performance has been phoned in between text messages to agents blinking, ”SOS!” Durable shlockmaster director Garry Marshall (Pretty Woman, Runaway Bride) and the industrial team that welded the interlocking story pieces into a screenplay that could be translated into Na’Vi without losing nuance have done the impossible: They’ve made attractive stars boring, and reduced love relationships to the weight of a box of Altoids. Cripes! Manhola Dargis didn’t have terribly kind words for it in the New York Times , either: The best and really only sensible thing to say about the dire romantic comedy “Valentine’s Day,” which is neither romantic nor remotely comedic, is that it makes you appreciate and long for the breeziness, acting and basic competency – the decent lighting, focused cameras and choreographed action – of “Love Actually,” the ingratiating British movie it transparently and ineptly rips off. Yes. The very idea of big, dumb, cheesy Americans trying to improve upon what is, let’s be honest, the finest big-ticket rom-com made in the last ten years (sure that’s not saying a lot these days, but still) is extremely irksome. The always-delightful Roger Ebert didn’t exactly detest the movie, though you wouldn’t know that from reading his last few lines : “Valentine’s Day” is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it’s more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. But, oho!, what’s this? A positive review? Yes, indeed. A couple of critics seemed to actually mildly enjoy the film. Suspiciously, two of them were from California, from the LA Times and the San Francisco Chronicle . Mick LaSalle, of the latter paper, had this to say : At its worst – fortunately, the movie is not often at its worst – there are moments of fake sincerity and even flat-out dishonesty: Sometimes characters do things they would not do and neglect to say things that they absolutely would say. But these flaws are more than balanced by an appealing atmosphere that pervades the whole movie, an almost holiday feeling. The running time is 125 minutes, a lot for a romantic comedy, but the minutes fly by. OK, that still sounds kind of bad. 125 minutes? Jimminy Christmas! That’s a whole lotta manufactured American love junk. We’re intrigued about the film for only one plotline: McSteamy from Grey’s Anatomy plays a secretly gay NFL star who decides to come out and smooch with boyfriend Bradley Cooper. Other than that, though? The Two Taylors can suck it. Though, judging from the picture above, it looks like they already are.

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John Mayer’s Playboy Interview Begs: Is There Such A Thing As TMI?

Mayer unquestionably went too far, but is it better to have an outspoken celebrity than an edgeless one? By Kyle Anderson John Mayer Photo: Jason Merritt/ Getty Images In this era of super-social connectivity and 24-hour celebrity news, the filter between stars and the audience has shrunk to nothing. By John Mayer’s own admission , he went too far — way too far — with his use of the N-word in his recent, much-maligned Playboy interview , and his use of the word was indefensible. However, part of Mayer’s appeal is that he says outlandish things during interviews, on his Twitter and in his sporadic appearances on the stages of stand-up comedy clubs. The size of his Twitter following audience alone (Mayer has over 3 million people tracking him, which ranks him up there with stars like Ashton Kutcher and Britney Spears) suggests that his verbal unpredictability excites fans and leaves them hanging on his every tweet. Since an initial round of apologetic tweets about the interview , Mayer’s Twitter account had been silent at press time. In the meantime, he has sparked yet another conversation that features fair points on both sides. Is it better to have an honest rock star than an edgeless, overly-managed automaton? “I’d say it’s better to have a rock star who isn’t afraid to open his mouth, but it’s a social contract,” said Caryn Ganz of Rolling Stone, a magazine that has tracked Mayer’s growth from minor singer-songwriter to celebrity guitar hero. “We know he’s going to say some uncomfortable stuff, and he knows he’s going to have to pay the price sometimes. He made a mistake with the racial comments, but in general, I appreciate his unmediated honesty.” Spin Deputy Editor Steve Kandell concurs, but with a caveat. “I mean, of course it’s more entertaining to watch someone put his foot in his mouth,” he said. “Or, better yet, put his foot in his mouth, then set his foot on fire and hop around while shooting himself in his other foot.” Kandell said that having no filter certainly makes stars more interesting, but he worries about fatigue. “It’s human to be that much of an idiot, and right now, it’s still entertaining. But by, I don’t know, Monday? To me, all this is a bigger problem for what we do than the music industry’s woes or the death of print. There’s no one you want to read about.” But the big question is: Does wanting to read about an artist translate into interest in engaging in that artist’s work? “I think being open and unfiltered generally helps the music and is good for album sales — up until you say something racist,” says Lane Brown, editor of New York magazine’s pop culture blog Vulture . Referencing Kanye West’s interruption of Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech during last year’s MTV Video Music Awards, he added, “That will be more difficult to come back from than interrupting an acceptance speech at an awards show.” Even if such notoriety doesn’t translate directly into sales for somebody like Mayer, interest in him remains. “I don’t know a soul who’s ever listened to a John Mayer album, but I’ll read about him,” Kandell admitted. Ganz concurred. “I don’t listen to his music, but I respect him for having an opinion,” she said. “He hasn’t converted me, but he has almost certainly convinced people to buy his albums based on his ability to speak his mind.” For his part, Mayer has said he wants to pull back from the “soundbite game,” limit his media appearances and cut down on Twitter. The coming weeks and months will reveal how he’ll adjust. Tell us what you think: Will you still be interested in John Mayer in the wake of this controversy? Do you prefer your pop stars open and honest, or are they better off leading more guarded lives? Related Artists John Mayer

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