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Miley Cyrus VS Sorority GIrl of the Day

I don’t speak uneducated retard, however I will say…this Miley instagram captiom is on some whole other level of amazing… It’s screaming “I’m rich, my dad is rich, I don’t need a brain, but I give brain, to the right guys, to keep things exciting”… However, she’s a disney kid, and everything she does is not authentic and calculated…even this… a most biewteous thang in da whole wide world iz friendship yiew choose dem outta all da billion trillion and beyond dey are da onez dat days seem toooo short with…Yiew wish dey could just go on foreva (that’s why sometimes yiew skip da sleepin part) i am layin in da gra$$ lookin up at all da clouds and tryin to even get a lil solaaaa gaze action jusss bein still … & bein thankful. biewty is all around us and we izzzz so lucky to be on dis planet. (I mean seriously wtf are the chances we all meet da onez we love) Feeling supaaaa blisssssed or maybe I’m juzzzz stone. People are assuming it has to do with her reacting to this girl, some sorority looking sister, who her homosexual rich kid boyfriend, who is a junior at USC, got down with when he went to Cabo, which is rich man’s Cancun which is middle class man’s Panama Beach….Spring Break baby…where 18 year olds die, get herpes, gangbanged by strangers, etc…. THe fact is that he’s already gone through Miley and he’s a fucking Kenndey, why the fuck does he need to waste his time dealing with her clown shit, when he can just bang a bunch of normals for being who he is, coupled with who Miley is… ANd figuring ou tthe motivations of a 23 year old college kid to fuck better looking girls than Miley…is embarrassing for me…not to mention pretty fucking logical.. I talk to 18 year olds on tinder all the time, these people have no attention span, were raised on porn and just want to fuck…making them amazing little dirtbags…you can’t turn your back on for some annoying cunt like Miley… Either way…her caption…genius…this sorority sister her fans are shitting on…awesome…and now famous…hopefully she filmed a sex tape, but I doubt she’s opportunistic enough, but more importantly, I doubt the Schawarzenegger was inside her, she was just a cover for her Frat Initiation anal sex… Her name is Taylor Burns – Her instagram TOOTSIE BURNS and apparently – she’s his ex girlfriend. WHo cares. Seriously. I hate this post. I hate that I did this. The post Miley Cyrus VS Sorority GIrl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Yana is the Aspiring Model of the Day

I saw these pics on my TUMBLR FEED …shot by a dude named Alessandro Casagrande…who is a photographer…and who doesn’t explain why a 45 year old man has a Tumblr,like some kind of sexually predator disguised as a tween… or maybe he does…because TUMBLR, unlike instagram is filled with content I can jerk off to, whether by artists or hipsters…or girls who just like being naked…and I’ve had it for a long enough time to just check in every once in a while to remind myself that it is the place to be on the internet..if you like naked for fashion style pics and porn gifs.. That said, I have no idea who this girl is, but I just wrote a post on MIley’s relationship and feel like I needed a cleanse, since I hate everything hollywood, I don’t like celebrity gossip, and what I am really into is real girls, getting half naked because they want to be famous too…and this no name model…has enough of that in her…but not enough of me in her…to keep me going… The post Yana is the Aspiring Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Casting of the Day

CBS put out this riveting viral video to all the aspiring Victoria’s Secret models, who I am sure there is an abundance of, because every suburban middle of the road asshole thinks that it is the pivotal place to be hired, so that you can officially believe you are beautiful, and that the rest of the world can celebrate that beauty…. It is the “Casting” process of their fashion show, where they test models they find all over the world, but mainly NYC through model agencies, and decide which girls have the fittest bodies, to promote healthy life, while selling panties to fat middle of the road women via their husbands who jerk off to these girls… I don’t find it all that interesting, I think Victoria’s Secret, their informerical and all the overrated, strategically placed girls are a total scam… But I do find this new one Rachel Hilbert interesting, because when you scam the world properly, like they have, the talent comes to you….

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Emmy Rossum in Selena Gomez and Miranda Kerr’s Dress of the Day

Here’s boring Emmy Rossum, all Jewish face for the Jewish Holidays – the aspiring actress who decided to get naked for a cable show and now suddenly matters, at some event, showing tits – in a dress that looks like it is in trend because these tricks also wore something similar… Selena Gomez…. and Miranda Kerr Small tits be everywhere…I guess these small breasted implant babes don’t realize that this is the year of the ass…and being someone not into tits I guess it is ok….It’s like so much little cleavage… TO SEE MORE OF EMMY CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF SELENA CLICK HERE

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Svetlana Cluck for Polanski Magazine of the Day

Her name is Svetlana Cluck and you don’t need to be one of those country boy chicken fuckers to appreciate her cluck, and by click I mean vagina…vagina for some photographer that is packaging this as fashion, because last time I checked vaginas are fashionable…they are my favorite thing to wear… As you know if you visit this site, I am all for this aspiring model behavior, if anything, it is the only interesting thing going on out there…

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David Correy, X Factor Finalist, Tracks Down Birth Mother

David Correy has been named an X Factor finalist . But that isn’t the best news the aspiring singer received this week. David Correy Audition Sources confirm to TMZ that Correy, a 26-year old who told viewers on his opening episode that he was given up for adoption when he was a newborn in Brazil, has tracked down his birth mother ! Her name is Luciene Lima and she recognized the baby photos shown in Correy’s segment after he was introduced on The X Factor a couple weeks ago. Lima reportedly contacted local media in Brazil, which got the ball rollong (contacting Correy, matching up birth certificates and timelines) and so far – with DNA results not yet in – all signs point to a valid connection. “David is so happy,” a friend says. “He can’t wait to meet her for the first time.”

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David Correy, X Factor Finalist, Tracks Down Birth Mother

David Correy, X Factor Finalist, Tracks Down Birth Mother

David Correy has been named an X Factor finalist . But that isn’t the best news the aspiring singer received this week. David Correy Audition Sources confirm to TMZ that Correy, a 26-year old who told viewers on his opening episode that he was given up for adoption when he was a newborn in Brazil, has tracked down his birth mother ! Her name is Luciene Lima and she recognized the baby photos shown in Correy’s segment after he was introduced on The X Factor a couple weeks ago. Lima reportedly contacted local media in Brazil, which got the ball rollong (contacting Correy, matching up birth certificates and timelines) and so far – with DNA results not yet in – all signs point to a valid connection. “David is so happy,” a friend says. “He can’t wait to meet her for the first time.”

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Green Day Release Track Listing For Dos

Band also unveil video for the song ‘Troublemaker.’ By Gil Kaufman Green Day’s ¡Dos! album cover Photo: Reprise

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Justin Bieber Makes ‘X Factor’ Mentor Debut This Week

Nick Jonas, will.i.am and Marc Anthony will also help the aspiring singers starting Wednesday. By Kara Warner Justin Bieber Photo: Bryan Steffy/ Getty Images

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Naomi Watts Pantsless of the Day

To say these pictures of Naomi Watts pantsless are really fucking hot and that I can’t contain my erection is a stretch….She’s 44 and like the unopened carton of milk in my fridge from 3 months ago, I never bothered noticing her pre-expiration date so I’m not gonna put her in my mouth now….but she’s still pantsless and that’s worth celebrating to someone who hates when girls or in this case old ladies wear pants… The fact there’s no labia takes away from the whole pantsless appeal…if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…it’s that she might as well be wearing pants cuz I can’t see her fucking papaya. But after referencing THESE BIKINI PICS that’s probably a good thing….

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