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Amanda Seyfried’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I spent the better part of the other day watching some girl load her car while wearing leggings that I assume she had no idea were faded, stretched out and fucking see through…okay maybe it wasn’t the better part of the day…but it was at least 45 seconds that I was capable of putting in slow motion and dragging out to feel like my day had purpose…. Unfortunately, that bitch who I was staring at, full ass crack and all, was not Amanda Seyfried, not that that crossed my mind at the time, I’m just saying that today, cuz these pics of Amanda Seyfried came out, and I feel like it woulda been more fun to creep on her asshole instead of that random french girls… All this to say….I love leggings Follow This Link to See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Anne Hathaway in Tight Pants of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I snuck into a movie a few weeks ago because I like Anne Hathaway’s tits and hate Jake Gyllenhaal cuz he beats up girls I know and cries like a little bitch in some of the mose embarrassing gay shit I’ve ever witnessed from some pussy who claims he’s a man but was clearly a bitch… So seeing someone I can’t stand, who annoys me and makes me want to murder touch tits I want to play with is just the kind of punishment I need to keep me going… I figure why give yourself things you want or like when torture is far more exhilerating….I don’t deserve it. Here she is in leggings… Here she is in jeans….

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Some Bitches at Some Award Show I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Elle Style Awards were last night and I wasn’t invited. I know. I am so offended. You’d think I’d be the first on that guest list. I don’t know what went wrong, but think you should all send Elle emails demanding my presence at the next one…mainly cuz these sweat pants in all their two sizes too small glory are fucking Fashion…. Here are a handful of bitches who were invited…cuz clearly they are more important than me, cuz not only are they on TV and in the tabloids, rich and famous but mainly cuz they have vaginas….and vagina is all it takes.. Cheryl Cole could be shitting and I’d still wanna lick her asshole…. Emma Watson cuz You’re All Nerds and Appreciate this Shit Geri Halliwell cuz her Dress Is 50% see thru, just the wrong 50% Blake Lively Making Her Squinty Eyed Faces to Hide her Horrible Aging….

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Katy Perry’s Tits on TV of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch TV. Especially not some sitcom bullshit with Dougie Howser pretending to be a womanizer, when really I know the only womanizing he does is when he’s wearing ladies underwear as his houseboys rape his asshole while playing “Naughty Housewife”…celebrities are so weird… I am not part of the Katy Perry fan club, even though I give her more attention than she deserves, even though she shows off her tits, strategically to distract from her lack of anything else endearing… So here is her guest appearance on the show, that aired last night, but was being promoted hard over a week ago that I didn’t bother with, cuz I still don’t give a fuck that it happened and I’m just posting it to buy time… and because sometimes showing off big cleavage is enough…Here are some pics….

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Selma Blair Pregnancy Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not dead, I don’t care about the Superbowl enough, to go out and drink my face off with a bunch of angry Steelers fans who look like they may rape me in the bathroom to teach me what being a man is all about after a few too many Millers light….or whatever piss you white trash American hicks drink…. In fact, I don’t care about the Superbowl at all, it just happened to be on at the bar I was at, and so was Glee, which seemed fitting for the burly closet cases who are only like that cuz they are scared to accept their inner song and dance. But apparently, accepting inner songs and dances of the uterus is something Selam Blair is also afraid of, as she parades around in a bikini while being pregnant as fuck, like we want to see a parasite growing inside her, cuz her boyfriend told her she looked beautiful and so did all her envious friends like Jennifer Aniston, when really there’s nothing hot about it…but then again I hate nature, ready to drop porn and reproduction…if anything pregnancy is a real mood killer and cockblock and the only thing good about it is that you don’t have to wear a condom for fear of getting trapped with the bitch, some other asshole already did that. I like to think of this as a publicity stunt gone bad… To See the Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link GO

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The Social Network Uncensored with Carrie Keagan

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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www.youtube.com twitter.com Boys and Girls,it’s time for another exclusive and uncensored episode of NO GOOD TV’s Up Close with Carrie Keagan. On this episode Carrie gets together with the cast and writer of THE SOCIAL NETWORK. Featuring Jesses Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield, Armie Hammer and Aaron Sorkin. Find out once and for all wether it’s better to be a dick or and asshole!! On a fall night in 2003, Harvard undergrad and computer programming genius Mark Zuckerberg sits down at his computer and heatedly begins working on a new idea. In a fury of blogging and programming, what begins in his dorm room soon becomes a global social network and a revolution in communication. A mere six years and 500 million friends later, Mark Zuckerberg is the youngest billionaire in history… but for this entrepreneur, success leads to both personal and legal complications. NO GOOD TV (NGTV) stars Carrie Keagan and Shark Firestone and showcases over a dozen original shows featuring raw, real and uncensored interviews with the biggest stars in the world from music, movies and TV. It also has uncensored, uncut, explicit and director’s cut versions of music videos. NO GOOD TV can be found at www.NGTV.com. It’s the most fun you’ll ever have with your pants on!!

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Snooki is a Fat Bitch of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It makes no sense to me that a pig like this is being followed by the paparazzi, landing book deals, has a TV show, when really I’d expect her to be working at the mall, or the bowling ally, where she spends her days eating chocolate and candy, and her nights at the all you can eat buffet, before getting shit faced with all her friends who decided to go to college instead of being the slob in the corner, passed out with her piss covered panties exposed… She is disgusting, like the girl that no matter how loud she gets isn’t worth noticing, even when throwing herself at you at 3 am, desperate to have a dick in her mouth to feel validated…. But for some reason, she’s a star in America and her waistline just can’t justify that.

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Emma Roberts in a Tight Tank Top of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All I gotta say is that I am happy these pictures aren’t of Emma Roberts’ aunt-Julia Roberts….because the only tight fabric I want to see Julia Roberts, is a pair of pantyhose around her neck, hanging from a closet like she was that Kung Fu Tranny in Thailand….That’s not to say I wish she was dead, it’s to say if she was dead, I wouldn’t feel polluted by being exposed to her shitty fucking movies…but I’d probably also take her in a tight bondage restraints with her asshole gaping, but that’s just because it’s hard to find willing ass rape partners…especailly when they are famous bitchs…maybe Julia Roberts isn’t that bad…but I’m still happy this is her young, tight, small titty neice….

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Emma Roberts in a Tight Tank Top of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All I gotta say is that I am happy these pictures aren’t of Emma Roberts’ aunt-Julia Roberts….because the only tight fabric I want to see Julia Roberts, is a pair of pantyhose around her neck, hanging from a closet like she was that Kung Fu Tranny in Thailand….That’s not to say I wish she was dead, it’s to say if she was dead, I wouldn’t feel polluted by being exposed to her shitty fucking movies…but I’d probably also take her in a tight bondage restraints with her asshole gaping, but that’s just because it’s hard to find willing ass rape partners…especailly when they are famous bitchs…maybe Julia Roberts isn’t that bad…but I’m still happy this is her young, tight, small titty neice….

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Venus Williams Wet Crotch Picture of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing says sexy like a pussy so sweaty that it makes the bitch look like she pissed herself….Not that Venus Williams is really that hot in any setting other than her family functions….because compared to her sister, the old man down the street from me when he’s clean shaven looks like an 18 year old virgin in a school girl outfit with no panties or bra on….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…then either do I….I am too distracted by what the chemical composition of the liquid that made her shorts look like this is….is it piss….is is vagina juice…is it just sweat and is that sweat from her asshole…is it a serious runny years infection….did she let an elephant cum insider her and now it’s dripping out…it’s a fucking science experiment I can’t get enough of because I’m weird and love everything wet about vaginas…from pee, to stained close, to STDs….they all drive me nutty….so if I keep looking at this Venus Williams shit…this picture may just end up getting anally raped….

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