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Sofia Vergara Nipple of the Day

Possible drug lord, or daughter of a drug lord who supplied all of hollywood with their cocaine…because hollywood fucking loves cocaine and as a thnak you they made her the highest paid actress on TV…Sofia Vergara…who I guess could just as likely be really good at seducing men with her massive tits…is in Vanity Fair…or some other magazine…shot by the legendary Annie Lebovitz….and apparently..who happens to be the photographer who hired the photographer who shot for me when I was in Maxim Magazine in 2007 when I was at the point of maybe becoming relevant, only to fall off the fucking map…as her assistant….making me feel really emotionally connected to both her lesbianism and Sofia Vergara, since it’s practically as if she shot me…right? I don’t know why I am making this about me, I should make this about Sofia Vergara, the tits, who’s nipple you can see in the bath, because Annie the Lesbian likes bath tubs, she’s used them before in shoots…namely with Whoopi Goldberg…in what scarred me in my youth…because Whoopi Goldberg is a monster… Anyway, I posted the cover yesterday…and here are the rest of the pics…because people love Sofia Vergara, maybe because only Hispanics watch network TV, or maybe becaue girls over 30 watch network TV and wish that their life turns around at 40 like it did for this one…she’s like an aspirational guide…to middle age…maybe there’s still hope…bitches everywhere… The post Sofia Vergara Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Can You Guess Who Put These Backs On Blast?

Guess The Cakes This celeb was spotted strutting around SOHO , making sure her round rump was on full display in a deep-plunge top, tight white pants, and no coat (despite NY’s freezing temps). Once accused by her also-famous sister of dating “50 rappers” at a time, it seems like she may have hopped into NYC just in time for All-Star weekend …possibly searching for a replacement for the baller she’s currently battling through a long, drawn out divorce from. So…can you guess whose all-white-clad cakes these are? Hit the flip to see if you’re right… WENN

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“My Presence Is A Present:” Inside Kanye’s Recent Diva Behavior During A Magazine Cover Shoot

Kanye West: Diva Behavior On Magazine Photoshoot Kanye West is demanding, self-righteous, and difficult . Also water is wet. But somehow, crew members were shocked and stunned at how ‘Ye behaved during a recent magazine photo shoot. As a source told DISH Nation , the rapper refused to speak directly with anyone on set, instead opting to sit in his car with shades on and send his assistant back and forth to record iPhone video of what was going on on set — then record videos of his own with feedback and adjustments. “It was like he was trying to video conference but he was only sat twenty feet away from the set up. “It was absolutely ridiculous. He was impossible to work with. He just sat there in the back seat of his car with his sunglasses on, making video demands. “It actually would have been funny if he wasn’t making life so hard for everyone around him.” After several hours of the makeshift video conference, Kanye finally decided everything was good enough for him to finally set foot on set. But when he got inside, he changed his mind yet again and made even more changes. “He had the whole thing torn down and it ended up being shot in front of a plain white background,” the source said. “At the last minute he also decided he wanted a very specific designer chair to be in the shot, but despite a ton of phone calls and running around no one could get their hands on it.” “Anyone would have thought he was The Queen of England, the way he was behaving. His assistant was clearly embarrassed and run off her feet,” the insider added. “He couldn’t have been more difficult if he tried. The end result was a very grumpy looking Kanye.” But doesn’t Kanye always look grumpy ?? Pretty sure no matter what kind of arrangements they made they’d get similar photos…

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Ashley Sky’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

I did a post drooling over this Brazilian hottie Ashley Sky here a couple months ago, but I’m not sure what went wrong, because we’re not Twitter dating yet. I guess she’s too good for me or something (and she’s probably right). Anyway, I’m still in love with her either way, so here’s Ashley showing off that killer body of hers in a swimsuit. And who knows, maybe if I keep this up long enough, she’ll eventually become a future ex-Mrs. Tuna. Because I think the two of us could make each other very unhappy someday. Fingers crossed. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Genevieve Morton Busts Out Good!

Between the last set of bikini pictures from Genevieve Morton and now these, I think Hailey Clauson might have some serious competition for the title of the Tuna’s favorite busty blonde. Because these latest shots from my ex-Twitter girlfriend are making me remember all those great times we used to share together. You know, when she and I would send each other sweet nothings over Twitter, or at least her assistant or publicist would. Anyway, nowadays Genevieve just ignores my dumb jokes and propositions, which at first I thought meant we broke up, but now I’m thinking it means we must’ve taken things to the next level. Because that sounds an awful lot like marriage to me. I’d better run upstairs and tell my mom the good news.

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20 Stylish Celebrities You Didn’t Know Posed In Playboy

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When The Checks Stop Coming In: Lindsay Lohan’s Assistant Quits Because She Can’t Afford To Pay Him

Lindsay is out here makin’ it drought on them hoes… Lindsay Lohan’s Assistant Quits Because She Can’t Afford To Pay Him Lindsay Lohan still can’t seem to catch a break…. via Radar Online Its hard to find good help these days — especially if you’re Lindsay Lohan. RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that the controversial actress’ long-suffering assistant Matt Harrell has quit because the troubled starlet couldn’t afford to pay him after production on her self titled reality show, for Oprah Winfrey OWN network wrapped. “Matt had moved from Los Angeles to New York City to work for Lindsay…..” a source tells Radar exclusively. “He is extremely professional and very good at his job. Previously Matt had worked for Prince and to say working for Lindsay was difficult and chaotic would be an understatement.” But once production on her reality show concluded, LiLo told Harrell she couldn’t keep him on. “Matt still agreed to accompany Lindsay to do press for the show,” the source says. ”He even went with her for her appearance on Ellen. He is hoping to get another job with another celebrity by helping Lindsay out.” Viewers of the OWN show recently saw Lindsay and Harrell getting increasingly upset about how he couldn’t get her to talk to him about his duties. Our source goes on to say, “Lindsay would love to have Matt back as her assistant, but she just cant’ afford him. He did a really good job for her.” The struggle is real…..even in Hollyweird.

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Aint Isht Daddies: Fugitive Father Suspected Of Murdering His Ex-Girlfriend Before Kidnapping Their 11-Year-Old Daughter

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Basketball Wives LA Episode 4 Preview: Doug Looks Scared When Jackie Christie Curses Out Assistant And Goes Crazy! [Video]

With the ladies nowhere in sight, Jackie panics and snaps at her assistant for messing up her charity event. VH1

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Maryna Linchuk Gets Her Titties Grabbed on Set of the Day

Here’s a picture of Victoria’s Secret model Maryna Linchuk on set, probably shooting for Victoria’s Secret, getting her titties grabbed by her assistant, or someone on set, because they know the paparazzi are watching and can’t let her nipples be exposed, that would be so embarrassing, even though she’s done tons of editorial shoots, like this one, where SHE’S TOPLESS FOR VOGUE …and I know Vogue didn’t pay…but Vogue…is Vogue…not the paparazzi so I get why her nipples are being cupped by the best bra ever…a better bra than Victoria’s Secret could ever make.

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