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Letterman Extortionist Freed, ‘Looking For Work’

Are you a TV network in the market for an Emmy-winning news producer? Can you schedule around his 1,000 hours of community service and occasional check-ups with the parole officer? If so, Robert “Joe” Halderman is out of prison and ready to get to work! Halderman, who served four months of a six-month sentence resulting from his attempt last year to extort $2 million from David Letterman, was released for good behavior from Rikers Island and needs a job, according to his lawyer. Anyone? [ AP via Vulture ]

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Jessica Alba Seduces a Cop with Bullshit Acting of the Day

This cop is a fucking idiot….She is an actor. I can see past that “oops, I didn’t mean to” look….she’s working him like a fucking whore that she is trying to get what she wants and he’s just smitten that his menial bullshit job giving people tickets for talking on their cellphones finally had some purpose….all cuz he pulled over a celebrity, giving him a story to tell his wife who thinks he’s a fucking failure because the only reason he moved to LA wasn’t to be a cop, it just kinda happened after his attempt at an acting career failed him. If I was in his place, I woulda gone for the blowjob, and sure a little ticket won’t give her the fear she needs to suck you off, so I’d also have to make up some crime that looks real serious, like maybe even hit her for murder, even if the victim was her career and sex appeal and the weapon was her pregnancy….give her the death penalty, even though I guess she kinda already gave that to herself… Either way, here’s the only acting work she gets lately….

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Greetings from Florida, Land of Driving Dogs and Bong Smoking Babies [We Hate Your State]

In our attempt to defame each of America’s fifty states (we’ve already insulted New Jersey and Michigan ), we turn today to Florida, where incredibly dumb things frequently happen. Like dogs running over humans and babies getting caught smoking weed. More

Watch The Good Wife Season 1 Episode 22 – Hybristophilia

Watch The Good Wife S1E22: Hybristophilia Alicia is now unwillingly working on a case in which she has to defend Colin Sweeney, a man accused of killing his wife who he said was self defense after she finds him handcuffed to a dead woman. Meanwhile, the attempt to drop Peter’s charges is still being worked on by Eli Gold. The new episode of The Good Wife is the TV series’ 22nd episode of the 1st season was aired 05/18/10 Tuesday at 10:00 PM on CBS. Watch The Good Wife 1×22 Free Online Streaming Full Episodes of the Latest Season and Video Clip Download Link:

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Gloria Allred on Boreanaz: What Happened Was…

Filed under: Gloria Allred , David Boreanaz , Celebrity Justice We asked Gloria Allred about allegations that the attempt to land a 6-figure settlement for actor David Boreanaz was extortion …. Gloria says the negotiation was strictly legal. Read more

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Just Launched for Thursday, March 18, 2010

Some recent posts launched by top BuzzFeed users. Read

Na’vi Of Hometree Wisconsin On Chat Roulette

The Na'vi clan from Hometree Wisconsin join in on the Chat Roulette craze in an attempt to fill out their ranks a little more. This gives whole new meaning to the Na'vi phrase “I see you”. The Best Links: “LARP: Live Avatar Role Playing” On BuzzFeed Via Laughing Squid Watch

Did Ashton Kutcher’s New Movie Steal From Agent Cody Banks?

Link: http://videogum.com/157482/did-ashton… I really hope so because that would be incredible. Read

In Progress: Longest Nose Touch Record

Link: http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.c… At 8:12 this morning, two brave young men, John and Rob from Serious Lunch , began an attempt to set the world record for Longest Time for Two People to Touch Noses. URDB.org is on hand to monitor the attempt. Read

Julianne Moore: Nude for Bulgari

Julianne Moore has a message for Elizabeth Hurley: Nipple, schmipple! During the same week the British star attended a charity event with her boob in full view , Moore proved that elder actresses can take things one step further. She’s totally naked in a new campaign for Bulgari. Moore, whose 30 Rock quotes during her recent run on that NBC sitcom were muddled by her attempt at a Boston accent, poses below in shots by photographers Mert & Marcus. The only things she’s wearing? A handbag, bracelet and earrings…

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