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Get It Over With Already: Kimmy Cakes and Kris “Humpback” Humphries To Settle Soon

Tsk Tsk. Kris “Humpback” Humphries is still holding on for that doe. Can you say “thirsty.” Time to let it go buddy. Move on. Kim Kardashian Divorce To End Soon According to TMZ Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries could settle their never-ending divorce case soon … TMZ has learned. The fleeting lovebirds are both ordered to appear in court soon for a settlement conference. The big hang-up is that Kris has been fighting for an annulment based on alleged fraud, and Kim has steadfastly refused to go down that road. She wants a clean, simple divorce. Sources close to Kris say there are various factors that are softening his position, including: There’s an ironclad prenup, if the case goes to trial Kris will get NO money from Kim (although as we previously reported Kris has demanded $7 mil from her — good luck with that). After all the depositions and legal docs flying back and forth, no evidence has surfaced showing Kim defrauded Kris — and that goes to the heart of his claim. Kris is about to get nailed with monetary sanctions for being a no-show at the last hearing and, in the process, he’s pissed off the judge who would be presiding over the divorce trial. If the case goes to trial and Kris loses, he could be in the hole for as much as a million bucks in attorney’s fees. Sources tell us each side has already racked up $300k in lawyer’s fees, and they’ll spend another $200k if the case goes to trial. We broke the story, if the case goes to trial and Kim wins, she’ll ask the judge to make Kris pay HER lawyer’s fees. Our sources say it’s by no means a done deal that the case is going to settle tomorrow, but as one source put it, “Kris is opening his eyes a little bit, and what he sees doesn’t look good.” Do you think Kris will get the mula? Getty Images

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Bad Notes: 9 Songs These Artists Made That Almost Ruined Their Careers

10 Songs That Ruined Careers All it takes is one bad song to ruin a career’s worth of good deeds. It’s a shame because some great careers have almost ended based on unfortunate decisions to make really crappy music. That’s why musicians have to be so careful because the wrong move can end it all. Don’t believe us? Just take a look at these musicians who made songs that almost made us send them to timeout.

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Fake Ballers: Restaurant Waiter That The Game Tipped $6,000 Says The Photo Was A Hoax And Only Got $250

The Game told a $5,750 bald-faced lie about dropping a massive tip on a waiter — at least according to the waiter himself. The Game Lies About $6000 Tip Via TMZ reports First, Game’s version of what went down. The rapper had an Easter Sunday meal at Capital Grille in West Hollywood … and then tweeted about leaving a $6,000 tip for his waiter, Eme Ikwuakor. But now Ikwuakor wants to clear up a few things … as in a few less zeros on his gratuity. According to the waiter … Game handed him a large bundle of cash, and then snapped the photo (above) … which went out to Game’s 1.1 million Twitter followers. Ikwuakor admits he consented to the photo, and appreciated Game including his Twitter handle — but says the actual tip was only $250. Not that he’s complaining … in fact, Ikwuakor says Game and his fam were great customers and the $250 was “very generous and much appreciated.” He’s assuming the $6k was just a practical joke … though we doubt the IRS would be laughing. We called Game to clear things up … but, so far, radio silence. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight… Twitter/Instagram

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Grow Up: 10 Pranks Only Lames Are Trying On April Fool’s

10 Lame April Fool’s Jokes It’s April 1st. Which means your Instagrams, Twitter feeds and Facebook timeline will be flooded with people being absolutely lame with the worst, nobody cares about April Fool’s jokes they still think are clever. Hey, dummy, we’ve been around the block. So we know it’s coming. With that said, here are some April Fool’s jokes you should give up on because you sound like a total idiot with them.

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50 Cent Ft Kendrick Lamar “We Up” Music Video [Video]

50 seems hungry… which usually is a recipe for good music like this jawn here. VEVO

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Put On Blast: Kardashian Klan Seek Legal Action Aganist Ford Ad Depicting Sisters Being Tied Up And Kidnapped By Paris Hilton

The Kardashians want Ford to know they aren’t laughing. Kardashian Sisters Slam Ad Depicting Kidnapping By Paris Hilton Via HuffPo reports: The reality TV sisters are ready to get litigious in response to a mock-up ad for the Indian-made compact car, the Ford Figo, which featured a cartoon drawing of Paris Hilton in the front seat of the car, winking as she kidnaps Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian , who are bound and gagged in the car’s trunk. A lawyer for the Kardashian family told various media outlets that the sisters “do not take this lightly and they are exploring all legal options” against those who are responsible: “The ‘leave your worries behind’ Ford ads are disgusting, vile and offensive to all women. It is unacceptable that Ford would align itself with an ad agency that would so carelessly release these ads. The Kardashians do not take this lightly and they are exploring all of their legal options,” their attorney said in a statement. Another ad in the series depicted former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi with a trio of bound women in the trunk of a car, and featured the slogan “Leave your worries behind with the Figo’s extra-large boot.” (Berlusconi is, of course, not only known for throwing wild “bunga bunga” sex parties, but is facing charges of paying for sex with an underage woman.) The ads caused an outrage online and surfaced just after India passed a new legislation to protect women against sexual violence in response to a fatal December gang rape and beating of a young woman on a bus, reports the Associated Press. The India unit of Ford Motor Co. has since apologized for the advertisements, with a spokeswoman telling the AP that the company is investigating whether anyone at the company ever saw the print ads, which were never used commercially but appeared over the weekend on a website showcasing creative advertising. “We take this very seriously and are reviewing approval and oversight processes, and taking necessary steps to ensure nothing like this ever happens again,” Ford spokeswoman Sethi Deepti told the AP. Funny or foul???

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Actin’ Up: Which Rapper Bought His Boo A $200,000 Bentley For Her To Act Like A Chickenhead In On Twitter?

Meek Mill Buys Girlfriend $200K Bentley Meek Mill has a new boo. Who is she? Her name is Jasmine D. Thomas and she’s a struggle “author” of crappy “ethnic romance” books like When A Diva’s Fed Up. The book looks like a ghetto coloring book, but that’s neither here nor there. Well the folks at Baller Alert have tracked down these pics of Jasmine D receiving a Bentley from her boo. And it’s all downhill from there. First, they put her crusty a$$ corns on the dash! Plus she has that part which made it look like she has the equator going around the top of her head. And finally, she took a pic of the Bentley on the lawn! She got a Bentley but no driveway?! Meek got himself a 200K whip and a two-dollar chick. Anyway, here are the pics of the slorriness. Jesus take the wheel…and the whip. Literally.

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Twitpic Chicks: Draya And Her Fine A$$ Girlfriends Hit The Club After Flicking It Up For Their Bi-Friendly Brand

Whistlin’ Sesame Street’s “ One of these things is not like the others …” Draya and her #honeyteam hit the Blok after having a Fine A$$ Girls photoshoot last night. Of course Draya being an attention slore who she is, the whole thing was carefully documented on Instagram. Hit the flip to see their goodies…

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What The Fokken?!? 69-Year-Old Twin Retire After Slanging That Skanky Saggy Thang In Amsterdam To Over 355,000 Men!

They got that geriatric good-good? Twins Retires From Selling Sex In Amsterdam The 69-year-old twins are believed to be Amsterdam’s oldest ladies of the night and after more than 50 years on the job — and approximately 355,000 men between them they’ve decided to retire. Practically speaking, the two have been retired for some years now, a factor of both advancing arthritis and an admitted difficulty in attracting new clients. But Martine still has a regular, and “I couldn’t give him up,” she told The Inquisitr. “He’s been coming to me for so long like it’s like going to church on a Sunday.” After a couple years on the fence, though, the Fokkens recently finished a new book on their sexual endeavors, “The Ladies of Amsterdam,” and say it’s time to hang up their stockings for good. Given their experience, they do offer an interesting look at modern shifts in the “world’s oldest profession.” They believe the “golden years” of prostitution in Amsterdam came long before its legalization in 2000, a development Martine said “has not improved prostitutes’ lives.” “Meet the Fokkens,” a documentary on the sisters, premiered in 2012. (Watch the trailer below.) A New York Times review of the film concluded that beneath the Fokkens’ cheery facade lies a “familiar story of poverty, male violence, lost children and a fight for independence.” These hoes have been sokken and fokken for a hot minute! Do they have retirement plans for these ladies of the night? We salute them and their worn out cooties.

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What The Fokken?!? 69-Year-Old Twin Retire After Slanging That Skanky Saggy Thang In Amsterdam To Over 355,000 Men!

What The Fokken?!? 69-Year-Old Twin Retire After Slanging That Skanky Saggy Thang In Amsterdam To Over 355,000 Men!

They got that geriatric good-good? Twins Retires From Selling Sex In Amsterdam The 69-year-old twins are believed to be Amsterdam’s oldest ladies of the night and after more than 50 years on the job — and approximately 355,000 men between them they’ve decided to retire. Practically speaking, the two have been retired for some years now, a factor of both advancing arthritis and an admitted difficulty in attracting new clients. But Martine still has a regular, and “I couldn’t give him up,” she told The Inquisitr. “He’s been coming to me for so long like it’s like going to church on a Sunday.” After a couple years on the fence, though, the Fokkens recently finished a new book on their sexual endeavors, “The Ladies of Amsterdam,” and say it’s time to hang up their stockings for good. Given their experience, they do offer an interesting look at modern shifts in the “world’s oldest profession.” They believe the “golden years” of prostitution in Amsterdam came long before its legalization in 2000, a development Martine said “has not improved prostitutes’ lives.” “Meet the Fokkens,” a documentary on the sisters, premiered in 2012. (Watch the trailer below.) A New York Times review of the film concluded that beneath the Fokkens’ cheery facade lies a “familiar story of poverty, male violence, lost children and a fight for independence.” These hoes have been sokken and fokken for a hot minute! Do they have retirement plans for these ladies of the night? We salute them and their worn out cooties.

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What The Fokken?!? 69-Year-Old Twin Retire After Slanging That Skanky Saggy Thang In Amsterdam To Over 355,000 Men!