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Daniela Katzenberger 2013 Calendar of the Day

I am only posting this because I think it is funny this Daniela Katzenberger exists…. She’s famous in Germany and has a song that was number 19 on the German charts, the same charts that paid David Hasselhoff’s rent in the 90s, which is not saying much about her talent….here’s her video for you to judge her yourself….it has 17,000 views so clearly number 19 in Germany doesn’t take much….it’s a Samanatha Fox remix…if that’s saying anything about her for those of you older than 30. She looks like a tranny, an attention seeker, her mom was on Big Brother and she had her own show where she tried to meet Hefner and be in playboy…neither worked… Now she’s producing awkward, low quality, almost satirical calendars…ad hey got my attention…. Hilarious….this made my day…which isn’t saying much about my day…

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Kim Kardashian’s Still Hiding Her Big Booty

I’m starting to get sick of Kim Kardashian . Here she is at the beach hiding the one thing that still makes her interesting: that massive booty. I mean, c’mon! She’s getting swarmed by photographers for this? Ridiculous. I’m going back to bed. Wake me when Kim ditches the grandma one-piece and shows us something worthwhile. » view all 19 photos Related Articles: Kim Lee Fills Out A Tank Top Nicely Kim Lee Drops Some Nice Big Cleavage Kim Kardashian’s Ass Pushes Her Leggings To The Limit Kim Kardashian Knows How To Get Attention Photos: WENN.com , FameFlynet

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Sarah Harding Puts A Snake In Her Mouth

I haven’t written about this Sarah Harding girl in a while, and I guess it’s started messing with her mind. Because here she is at the UK Lingerie Awards in London making out with a snake in a desperate attempt to get my attention. The lengths some girls will go… It’s just sad. Next time Sarah, a simple bikini picture or wardrobe malfunction will do just fine. » view all 28 photos Related Articles: Sarah Harding Is A Tight Little Piece Cheryl Tweedy, I Love You Forever Cheryl Tweedy Sexy Swimsuit Pictures Cheryl Tweedy’s Sweet 80′s Sexiness Photos: WENN.com

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Nicole Neal Amazing for FHM South Africa of the DAy

I had never heard of Nicole Neal before South Africa brought her to my attention…which in and of itself is kind of a backwards place to be informed of what is going on in the world…because although the women are lovely, the rich are very rich, the country side is gorgeour….South Africa is not really a trendsetting place…which is why this Nicole Neal chick is not really anyone of importance…she does the Glamour Model hustle, but that’s about it….she has 5 twitter followers, even though she posts fully topless pics of herself on twitter.. ..a tactic you’d think would lure some serious attention…cuz I know i like it…but I’m glad that it didn’t because it means she’ll notice me when I whisper sweet nothings to her….she’s lovely to look at and based on my experiences that probably means she’s lovely to make love to…even if her personality is shit, vapid, cunty and annoying…which it can’t be…since she’s an angel….

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Jessica Alba Has Something In Her Diaper

I’m so disappointed in Jessica Alba right now, I can hardly look at her. When you’re a celebrity and you have an ass like she does, you have a serious responsibility to the rest of the world. It’s right up there with the UN. So I don’t what Jessica’s trying to pull with these saggy mom pants, but it needs to stop. Somebody get this woman into a pair of skintight leggings stat. The fate of our nether regions depend on it. Related Articles: Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Tramp Stamp And Ass Cleavage Rotten Tuna: Jessica Alba Jessica Alba Must Be Going Crazy Jessica Alba Hotness Tease Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fame

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Eva Longoria Nude For Asleep at the Chateau

Now this is how you get my attention. Ladies, take note. Here’s Eva Longoria showing off her picture-perfect booty for a new photography book called Asleep at the Chateau . Apparently some photographer got celebs to reenact their typical sleeping habits. Clearly, I need to get myself invited to a sleepover at Eva’s house. Let’s make this happen. And Eva, if it’ll make you more comfortable, we can sleep head to toe. Related Articles: Eva Longoria Dresses For Success Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures Eva Longoria’s Upskirt Girdle Picture Eva Longoria In A Bikini For BEBE

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Audrina Patridge Shows A Little Sideboob

I still can’t figure out what Audrina Patridge does these days, other than show up to movie premieres in an attempt to trick people into believing she’s still famous. And Audrina was at it again at the Los Angeles premiere of End Of Watch , flashing a little side boob and some leg. It’s not a bad gig, I guess, but if she needs some extra work, I could always use an assistant. Audrina will have to show a bit more skin than this though. I’m a real stickler for dress code. » view all 15 photos Related Articles: Audrina Patridge’s Nice Spandex Crotch A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen Audrina Patridge Bongo Bikini Pictures Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: WENN.com

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Kim Kardashian Does NUTS Magazine

Here is Kim Kardashian in the latest NUTS Magazine. I’m a real big fan of the publication, but I’m a little disappointed on how tame this spread is. I mean, you have one of the biggest porn stars in the world and all you do is put her in a one-piece swimsuit? And where is the photo of her giant ass? Now if I wanted pictures of Kim Kardashian standing around doing lame poses, I’d just follow her Twitter feed.

REVIEW: Phoenix, Hoffman Achieve Greatness While Doing Spiritual Battle In Marvelous The Master

The Master , the new film from  Paul Thomas Anderson , is the story of a spiritual duel — the battle for a soul — though only one of the participants perceives it as such. Lancaster Dodd ( Philip Seymour Hoffman ), the mystic of the title, is the leader of a young movement not unlike what evolved into a certain real life one well entrenched in the entertainment industry. It’s 1950, and he finds a stowaway on his ship, a drunk vagabond who claims to be an able-bodied seaman and who asks for work. The man’s name is Freddie Quell ( Joaquin Phoenix ), he fought in the war, and he’s not mentally stable, either because of his experiences in battle or because stability was just never meant for him. Lancaster, who is almost never referred to by his name but instead is called, simply, “master,” is intrigued by Freddie, likes him (to the bewilderment of others in his camp) and desires to work with him — wants to shape him using the force of will and ability to find the vulnerability in people that he’s slowly honing as his cause grows. Freddie is both terribly vulnerable and the ultimate challenge, because he’s a man with no ability to conform at will, one for whom all emotion and impulses run hot and right at the surface. If Freddie could be won over, changed and molded into someone new by Lancaster’s lectures and lessons, his “processing,” then the cause could be something real, and not just new age blatherings about past lives to wealthy socialites. What makes  The Master such a singular experience, as dense as a mille-feuille, is that it is not Lancaster’s story but Freddie’s, and told as such, in layers that are sensorially rich but that do not always lead easily from one to another. Freddie exists in the moment, ruled by his temper, his libido, or urges he would be unable to pin down or articulate.  At one point he wanders away for reasons unclear — restlessness, maybe — and years slip by without his seeming to register them. He loves but has left behind a girl, Doris (Madisen Beaty), though he doesn’t know why, longs to be with her and understands that he’s hurt her but doesn’t return. He has a good job in a department store until with no provocation one day he picks a fight with a client. He is a force of chaos, though it’s not malevolent. We see things as Freddie does, which is often the way a child does: Not fully understood, attention wandering after a while. We have more understanding than him, but it is almost exclusively through his eyes that we perceive the world, and we’re left to assemble the pieces we’re given into a whole that will never be fully coherent. There are only two scenes, by my count, in which Freddie is not present. Both show the ways in which other people, including Lancaster’s steely wife Peggy ( Amy Adams ), attempt to manipulate Lancaster the way he manages others, with rewards and slippery words. Lancaster is a man who is all performance, even, one would guess, when alone, while Freddie can only be himself. The Master  is built around two towering, career-high feats of acting. As Lancaster, Philip Seymour Hoffman is both authoritative and ridiculous, a series of shells with nothing inside. He’s not yet perfected the religion he’s building, and is still in the process of convincing himself of his sway over others, marveling in the way that he can tell people things and they will, frequently, be believed. We see the power in him when he processes Freddie in an early scene, demanding from the younger man that he not blink as he offers up answers about his past and himself, pulling from him capitulation even as Freddie is hopelessly moved by the intensity of his attention. Few things, we understand from what we’ve seen already, before Lancaster ever arrived on the scene, leave a mark on Freddie, but this moment does. This moment, he’ll remember. As Freddie, Joaquin Phoenix is entirely transformed — it’s a magnificent performance of remarkable physicality. “Naughty boy,” Lancaster calls him, reprovingly. “Silly animal.” Freddie is both of these things, a primitive, tending to swing his loose arms like an ape, his shoulders slumped, muttering out of one side of his mouth like he was crumpled into a ball once and never fully straightened out. He’s half-feral in a way that can be frightening, especially in a scene in which he loses control in a prison cell, raging, destroying everything within reach and hurting himself while Lancaster poses, still, in the cell next to him. But that coiled energy, that unrestrained carnality, is also appealing, and women are drawn to him (though they may not stay that way) — lucky for him, because baldly propositioning them is his main approach. With very fine cinematography by Mihai Malaimare Jr. and a textured, spiky score by Jonny Greenwood that chases the film along as much as the dialogue,  The Master is a more opaque sibling to  There Will Be Blood , a story that, like that earlier one, feels like an abstract American creation myth, a celluloid koan to be turned over in the mind. A final encounter between Lancaster and Freddie is sparked by a dream that signals that the former does have a hook in our strange protagonist, if not the ownership he desires, and that sends Freddie over the churning blue seas, images of which punctuate the film, to find his teacher. Lancaster, grown in power and yet more hollow than ever, offers up what may be the key to the film to his wayward ward: “If you figure out a way to live without a master, any master, be sure to let the rest of us know, for you would be the first in the history of the world.” In Freddie, terrible and free, is an image of a life unbounded by rules and unmarked by submission to any structure, whether it be an abstract figure or the one ensconced in his self-created institute, promising a cure for what ails you. Read more on The Master . Follow Alison Willmore on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Avril Lavigne Looks Like An Idiot

It’s official, Avril Lavigne must be on drugs. Not only did she agree to marry Chad Kroeger of Nickleback, but she shaved half her f%$ckin head! This type of reckless behaviour could only come from someone who is really high. Anyway, here she is at the Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week pretending that she’s still a punk 16 year old skater girl. Lame.