Kim Kardashian posing in a bikini is not exactly newsworthy. The busty reality star has done it so often that we actually have a Kim Kardashian bikini picture album. Click through it now and try to contain your drool, fellas. But Kardashian’s latest pair of Twit pics caught our attention because of her claim in the caption that they were taken and posted with “#nofilter #nophotoshop.” Click on each now and judge for yourself: Kim is seemingly all about proving how natural she is these days. A couple weeks ago, she released yet another bathing suit-based photo and also told followers it was photoshop-free. Do you believe her? Do you care… about anything Kim Kardashian-related at all?
What does a reality star do after their show is no longer on air? Judging by Audrina Patridge ’s tan, not much. I wonder how long you have to spend in the sun to achieve that color. Anyway, here she is at the Total Recall premiere trying her best to look directly into the camera. Love those ceiling eyes!
The most depressing thing about these pics is not that she isn’t showing her nipples. but is instead showing her back, because let’s face it, Miley doesn’t have to post nude yet, or really even ever, because she is set of life and the day she does pose nude, it won’t bee about the money, but about the glory that comes with the attention you get when you pose nude….you see cuz bitches never pose nude at their peak…they always pose nude when they have fallen off both physically or emotionally or mentally…. The most depressing thing about these pics, is that I know they are old cuz she is blonde now… I’m just gonna go kill myself, or catch up on my Teen Beat reading….I haven’t decided yet.. .
Earlier this year, in a feature for Interview magazine, Charlize Theron said of her Snow White and the Huntsman costar: “There’s not an ounce of her anatomy that shows how to half-ass anything.” Now, however, in light of photos that prove Rupert Sanders is intimately familiar with various ounces of Kristen Stewart’s anatomy, sources say Theron is less a fan of her fellow actress. “Charlize is absolutely fuming with Kristen for having an affair with Rupert,” an insider tells Radar Online, adding that the South African beauty is “tight” with Sanders’ wife, Liberty Ross . Theron and Stewart reportedly grew so close while filming that the former asked the latter to be her son’s godmother. But she had no idea about the bond forming between Kristen and the duo’s director at the time. “[She] feels completely betrayed by the whole incident,” the source adds of the Oscar winner. “It’s certainly left Charlize between a rock and a hard place, because she feels great sympathy for Liberty and the kids and yet, she has a sisterly love for Kristin.” The latest reports indicate no such confusion for Robert Pattinson. He has supposedly told Stewart to move out and a truck was spotted outside the couple’s home in Los Angeles over the weekend. [Photo: WENN.com]
Pitbull may call himself Mr. Worldwide, but he probably never imagined in a million years that he’d set foot in this remote corner of the planet. The rapper met with residents at a Walmart in Kodiak, Alaska (pop. 6,310) as part of his new promotional campaign with the big-box retailer. Earlier this summer, he had agreed to appear at the U.S. Walmart with the most “likes” on Facebook … which spawned a viral effort to “exile” him. Upon hearing of the contest, Boston Phoenix writer David Thorpe started a Twitter campaign to get Pitbull as far away from the mainstream as possible. It worked. Fortunately, he was a good sport and obliged. “Thank U Kodiak … I am honored, truly,” Pitbull Tweeted Monday along with a photo of him posing with the town’s youngest resident (above). The “Give Me Everything” rapper performed at the local Coast Guard base and posed for photos with fans, unwitting winners in this odd twist. Pit even invited Thorpe to join him in Kodiak, which he did. “Pitbull just shouted me out in front of like… HUNDREDS of people,” the writer tweeted. “‘Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.’ Sun-tzu ;)” Pit tweeted playfully in response, proving he can very much take a joke. Walmart, meanwhile, made sure Pitbull left with some Grade A Kodiak swag – free bear repellant and bells to scare them off in the wilderness.
Katy Perry definitely had some fun in the sun in Miami over the weekend, and you can catch a glimpse of it here, with no makeup or airbrushing! The 27-year-old showed off her makeup-free face and curvy body in a green two-piece bikini, lounging by the pool with friends and family. Here’s one of many all-natural Katy Perry photos … Even pop superstars deserve a little R&R, are we wrong? Always nice to see Katy Perry with no makeup … and unlike when she just gets out of bed, she probably wouldn’t be upset about these pics – she looks hot! Perry made the quick trip to South Beach before jetting to Brazil over the weekend for the South American premiere of Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D . Click to enlarge more bikini pics of Katy Perry here: [Photos: Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet]
Perhaps they should just ban Twitter use at the Olympics… First, Greek athlete Voula Papachristou was thrown out of the Games by her native country after posting an inappropriate message about African-Americans. Then, Michel Morganella was given the boot from the Swiss Soccer team after Tweeting that he wants to punch and burn opponents form South Korea. Now, British diver Tom Daley is at the center of a social media scandal, though this time the athlete is the victim. Some complete moron responded to Daley’s fourth-place finish in synchronized diving on Monday by saying the 18-year old let his father down by not earning a spot on the medal stand.
The Watch (nee Neighborhood Watch ) truncated its title to avoid conjuring the February killing of Trayvon Martin and its plot contains no major similarities to the teen’s controversial death. But in the wake of the Aurora, Colorado mass shooting — which may have spawned at least one would-be copycat thwarted today in Maryland — some of the violence-based laughs in the Ben Stiller-Vince Vaughn comedy might hit too close to home for some moviegoers. The comedy, about a suburban schmoe (Stiller) who starts a Neighborhood Watch gang after the murder of a friend, invokes the cultural conversation about violence that has been stirred anew by recent events. “There weren’t walkouts at my particular screening, but in a moment where Jonah Hill’s military-obsessed character Franklin threatens a group of teenagers with a pocket knife, muttering that he’ll ‘kill each and everyone of [them],’ the cringes reached audible levels,” writes Hollywood.com’s Matt Patches , noting audible discomfort among moviegoers at a screening he attended. Like the Columbine shooters and last week’s Aurora gunman, Hill’s character is a young white male with a violent streak on the fringe of society, who has a cache of firearms, including a semi-automatic rifle, stashed at home and is all too eager to use them again. Violent impulses mixed with societal frustrations are given a target when the Watch is called into action to battle their enemies — in this case, extraterrestrial aliens. “Franklin’s entire persona is eerily similar to those that have lashed out in the past: he’s a high school drop out, reject of the police academy, and object of bullying by the socially normal people around him,” Patches continues. “He wants to serve justice, but he’s inherently violent. Hill plays Frankin for comedy, and in another moment in history the act would be hysterical, but in the wake of tragedy it’s simply uncomfortable.” “[When] we see bloodshed early on in The Watch , it stings more than it amuses,” writes Salt Lake Tribune critic Sean P. Means in his review of the film. Hill’s character goes from comic relief to a figure that “instead makes us wince.” Over at the Huffington Post, writer Jonathan Kim echoes the uneasy sentiment. The problem isn’t that violent movies cause violent behavior, he says, but that America’s gun-happy culture is so often reflected in its media. “If American entertainment is seen as too violent, I see that as a reflection of our gun- and military-worshipping culture, not the cause of it,” Kim offers . “And if people copy the violence they see in movies, the problem is not the movies, but people who can’t tell fantasy from reality, and the ease with which our gun laws allow those people to arm themselves to the teeth. The Watch is obviously fiction, but sadly, when unstable people can buy such powerful weapons, we need to do more than just hope that they’ll only be aimed at bad guys and aliens.” Ultimately most critics seem to agree that The Watch hardly earns the attention or scrutiny it may receive from Aurora parallels; it’s currently at a dismal 13 percent at Rotten Tomatoes , while Movieline’s Michelle Orange called it slight and ephemeral entertainment. But beyond that, I’d give writers Seth Rogen, Jared Stern, and Evan Goldberg enough credit to have purposefully written Hill’s character as a commentary on the kind of gun-loving disaffected young man that could, under other circumstances, follow a much darker path. Raw and shaken sensibilities didn’t stop audiences from attending The Dark Knight Rises last weekend, but tracking approaching this weekend was flagging. As the national conversation about guns and violence and film rages on — and with most fans having already seen the event film — are audiences less enthusiastic to flock to theaters, post- TDKR ? And if they do go to the multiplex for the latest Ben Stiller comedy, are they prepared to process shades of Aurora’s gunman in Jonah Hill’s angry, armed loner-turned-hero? Just be warned: If you’re going to the movies this weekend looking for escape from the real world, The Watch may hit closer to home than you anticipated. Then again, if Ben Stiller and Co. can inspire discussions about violence and gun control in America amid the broad guffaws, penis jokes, and one-liners, that might be a good thing for all involved. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
It looks like the Jackson family drama may be coming to an end. Kind of. Sort of. But probably not. A day after she returned to her grandchildren in California, and a couple days after TJ Jackson was granted temporary custody of Prince, Paris and Blanket, Katherine Jackson has agreed to share legal guardianship of Michael’s three kids. A court filing is expectde to take place next week. “That pleading will essentially now legally reflect how Mrs. Jackson and TJ have often shared responsibilities of raising the children since Michael Jackson’s tragic passing,” Katherine’s attorney, Perry Sanders, tells TMZ. It looks like the agreement will lead to TJ taking on the daily care of his niece and two nephews – a responsibility that will include speaking with “school personnel and anyone else coming into contact with the children,” Perry explains – while Katherine will still control the family allowance. That figure, courtesy of Michael Jackson’s estate, sits at $70,000 per month. Concludes the lawyer: “Mrs. Jackson is extremely pleased with the prospect of enjoying the pleasure of raising Michael’s children without the day-to-day tedium of items such as managing the large staff that goes with such a high profile family and focus her attention on being a grandmother and raising Michael’s children.”
MC tells Mixtape Daily how she went from sewing original clothes for her friends to grabbing the attention of a major music executive. By Rob Markman, with reporting by Nadeska Alexis Phendi Photo: MTV News