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Reality Vet — Fiore Death Makes Reality TV ‘Scary’

Filed under: Reality TV , Ryan Jenkins , Jasmine Fiore Former “Road Rules” star Mark Long has either been on or hosted just about every reality show on MTV — so when he says Ryan Jenkins has made reality television “scary,” we tend to believe him.Long actually hosted the premiere party for “Megan Wants … Permalink

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Aubrey O’Day — Sex Toy?

Filed under: We’re Just Sayin’ Here’s Danity Kane/Playboy model Aubrey O’Day at an event last week in NYC …

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Brittny Gastineau is Still Fat and Dumpy of the Day

Brittny Gastineau is a girl who I used to make fun of on TWITTER , I’d call her fat and a pig and all that shit cuz she would hide her dumpy body in expensive dresses that complimented her body by pushing out her fat chick tits in a way that her dumpy ass stomach was barely noticable and she would write back here and there calling me an asshole and now seeing her in her sweatpants makes me believe that she’s finally come to terms with her shit and accepted that she is fat and that the biggest achievement of her life was being featured in that Bruno movie, I mean other than the time her and her BFF Kim Kardashian polished off an all you can eat buffet cuz they are disgusting cunts. Here she is out on her period, or just being the lazy slob that got her in this mess in the first place and here are the pics for my black readers who like their pussy thick and who I blame for making these bitches think they got it going on…

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Annalynne McCord Does Nylon Magazine of the Day

In doing this bullshit site, I sometimes get real shitty promotional items sent to me. It’s rare but since I don’t get paid, I guess people feel shitty enough for me and my poverty that they figure I could use free clothes or some shit and for some reason someone gave me a Nylon Magazine t-shirt and I knew that wearing it would be risky, as it is the Hipster and aspiring hipster bible and is more popular than ever, especially now that hispter is mainstream, but I took it on a test ride and not only did a couple weird lesbians with lesbian haircuts and canvas shoes give me props, but so did every homosexual I walked by, like I was one of their own, and like the fact that I was in soiled sweatpants and mismatched lace-less shoes, with ratty ass unshowered hair and a pre-pubescent-lookin unshaven beard was all part of some outfit I had cooridinated and I wasn’t down. So when I got home and took that shit that was rotting inside me only to realize I had no toilet paper, my Nylon Magazine t-shirt was the logical casuality and as I wiped my ass with it realized just how handy shit actually was, so thanks to the person who sent it to me and just so you know, it is living happily in a bunched up shitty ball in the alley outside my house where it was destined to end up….

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Aubrey O’Day on Wendy Williams of the Day

Aubrey O’Day was on Wendy WIlliams, a show I’ve never seen, but assume is hosted by a man dressed like a woman, and Audrey and her talk about her weave, getting fired for not fucking Diddy and some Playboy bullshit and I guess she’s here trying to get the support of black women everywhere so that they invite her to their houses so she can fuck all their brothers, cuz that’s why she’s been getting herself thick for. She also sings some stupid song, shows off her body and hearing her talk her bullshit always makes me feel better about myself so I figure I should share that joy with you….with interviews like this someone needs to pull the plug on this bitch but never will because she’s black and no one wants to touch that shit for fear of getting called a racist…on the positive side of things – she hates on Heidi Montag and that’s a good thing….but really at this point who doesn’t….

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Aubrey O’Day’s Puppies Are A Crime

Here’s nobody Aubrey O’Day outside the studios of ‘The Wendy Williams Show’ the other day showing off her sweet puppies, and I don’t mean that stupid looking dog. Shouldn’t PETA be after her for dying that thing all sorts of retarded colors?

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Aubrey O’Day Pretends to Crush on Samantha Ronson

Aubrey O’Day appears to have woken up this week and realized that she hadn’t made headlines in months. As a result, she mumbled a nonsensical critique of Heidi Montag’s Playboy pics . Then, in her ever-lasting attempt to fake lesbianism in order to draw attention to herself, O’Day told Curve Magazine that she and Samantha Ronson would be “perfect together.” Yes, Samantha Ronson .

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

In case you were wondering Ashley Tisdale is still ugly and I guess she realizes it because now she’s dressing ugly too. I guess that’s a good thing because there’s really no point for an ugly person to dress hot, if anything that shit pisses me off, while Tisdale’s career and sense of importance pisses me off, at least she knows she isn’t much too look at, otherwise she wouldn’t have got a nose job, but maybe next time she should go for something a little more dramatic, like a face transplant. For the record – I’ve used that joke before….it is Friday

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Aubrey O’Day is Turning Black of the Day

I find Aubrey O’Day’s strategy to stay famous pretty racist. She’s darkened her hair-up to look like a light skin black girl gone blonde, she’s taken up eating and is getting thick and she’s even started tanning heavy, all in efforts to look like some kind of Beyonce, because I guess her target market is black dudes, and she thinks that is what they want, even though everyone knows that black dudes don’t like fuckin’ black women, and she had better luck with the white angle, but I guess she hasn’t figured that one out as she goes out partying with her black girlfriends like she wasn’t from Palm Springs and was straight from the ghetto…

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Kimberly Caldwell is an American Idol Whore of the Day

I don’t know anything about this chick, other than she was the only one worth fucking on Season 2 of American Idol, I mean other than Clay Aiken, that motherfucker had it goin on and it’s not gay because based on his singing and dancing, there’s no way he has a penis. I also don’t know what the fuck I did to myself, I’ve been drunk and I’ve posted fuckin’ drunk, but I sabotaged my stepLINKS for the first time in the history of posting them wasted every night. I woke up and didn’t get what the hell I had done, but I updated THEM HERE Sure, that’s got nothing to do with Kimberly Caldwell, but really it is a lot more interesting than her.

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