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Audrina Patridge Does Halloween Good

It’s my favorite time of year again: Halloween, which turns into a week-long excuse for hot nobodies across the globe to dress even sexier than usual. And here’s the OG hot nobody Audrina Patridge helping kick things off leaving the Glee Halloween party in Hollywood. And while I can’t really tell you what Audrina is dressed as here, I’m pretty sure she went as the girl of my dreams. Yow. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Shakira in Cosmo Argentina of the Day

Shakira is in the latest Issue of Cosmopolitan Argentina, in the event that you aren’t up to speed on the latest in Cosmo Argentina news, you know one those magazines you let the subscription expire on, thanks to the internet… You know a magazine where they teach you sex tips on how to seduce an American man, and how to use him to smuggle your cocaine so you can buy more cows to herd….because I assume that’s what they do in Argentina… I just know that Shakira, as a mom and a judge on The Voice…who hangs with Adam Levine, and is pushing 40, bores me…even in photoshopped lingerie pics.

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Audrina Patridge Bikinis of the Day

It amazes me that NBC gave Audrina Patridge a show that airs after Saturday Night Live….I guess they think she’s a fucking joke, along with the rest of the world, but it was the same slot they gave Carson Daly before he leveraged that into hosting a hit fucking show, starring Shakira (see previous post to see who Shakira is, in the event you’re idiot)….so this Network Shit…could mean there’s more Audrina Patridge for the world…and it could be that the dumb one with fake tits because the most famous and successful one which goes to show you – that if you look good in a bikini – that’s pretty much all you fucking need to get by…or more importantly – to fucking win…. Here are some of her pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Audrina Patridge Bikinis of the Day

Audrina Patridge Bikinis of the Day

It amazes me that NBC gave Audrina Patridge a show that airs after Saturday Night Live….I guess they think she’s a fucking joke, along with the rest of the world, but it was the same slot they gave Carson Daly before he leveraged that into hosting a hit fucking show, starring Shakira (see previous post to see who Shakira is, in the event you’re idiot)….so this Network Shit…could mean there’s more Audrina Patridge for the world…and it could be that the dumb one with fake tits because the most famous and successful one which goes to show you – that if you look good in a bikini – that’s pretty much all you fucking need to get by…or more importantly – to fucking win…. Here are some of her pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Audrina Patridge Fails at Cosplay of the Day

If you remember who Audrina Patridge is, then you may have never asked yourself “I wonder what happened to Audrina Patridge”…you just assumed that with all reality stars except maybe the Kardashians, she fated into obscurity, or maybe, she just hit rock bottom… I mean sure she’s going to always make money, or have money with residuals and investments her business manager set up for her…but in terms of fame and relevance..she’s fucking nothing…even if she is able to support her boyfriend financially… Well, it turns out that if you thought she hit rock bottom, but weren’t too sure, here is the proof that she did hit rock bottom this past weekend – at Comicon…where she did some Cosplay shit which screams “remember me, remember me, remember me”…Cosplay shit that wasn’t erotic or that didn’t bring out and fantasies in anyone…but just Cosplay that looked like it was from a porn set where she just got cummed all over… Either way…it’s safe to say…she’s done…if you didn’t think she already was done… TO SEE THE HIGHLIGHT OF COMICON WAS JESSICA ALBA – CLICK HERE

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A Maria Menounos Booty Update!

I know it’s been way too long since we’ve done one of our official Maria Menounos booty updates, especially now that we don’t get to see her on a daily basis on Extra anymore. But not to worry, because judging from these pictures of her at NBC’s 2014 Summer TCA Tour, our favorite Greek booty is looking just as good as ever. I’m not sure what it’s up to these days, but if Maria’s looking for a gig, I could definitely use a new correspondent to update us on her breaking booty news on a daily basis, and I figure nobody knows that story better than she does. So how about it, Maria? Call me. » view all 27 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

More Of Audrina Patridge’s “Me in My Place” Photoshoot

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really digging Audrina Patridge ‘s new job as a professional lingerie model . At least it’s much better than her last gig as an amateur red carpet model. This time, she showed up in leggings and lingerie for Esquire ‘s “Me in My Place” series again, and if she’s looking to keep the good times rolling, I’d love to hire Audrina to shoot something similar for my new “Her in My Place” series. I’ll just have to move some pizza boxes off my bed, but my phone takes great pictures. » view all 31 photos Continue reading

Jessica Alba Does GQ

I know Jessica Alba ‘s in the middle of a serious hotness comeback right now, but I’m not gonna lie, I was expecting a little more from these shots of her in next month’s British GQ . I mean, don’t get me wrong, judging from the action in my pants, these still get the Little Tuna seal of approval. But if you’re going to have Jessica do a summer-themed beach shoot, you should at least get her to recreate her famous pose , right? Just because it’s the most obvious idea doesn’t mean it’s a bad one.

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Audrina Patridge Is One Hot Lingerie Model

Good news, everybody: it looks like Audrina Patridge finally got a job! And even better, it’s as a professional lingerie model. I know other people like to make fun of Audrina, but I always knew that if she just kept working hard and showing up to every D-list event with a red carpet that eventually she’d find a gig that would allow her to make the most of her talents. And judging from these booty shots, this one definitely qualifies. Enjoy. » view all 19 photos

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Audrina Patridge Makes A Hotness Comeback

I can’t remember the last time I did a post on Audrina Patridge , but I’m not gonna lie, it’s good to see my original favorite hot nobody back doing what she does best: show up to red carpets for events I’ve never heard of before. Here she is at 102.7 KIIS FM’s 2014 Wango Tango, which according to my sources, is some kind of annual concert series in LA. But who cares about any of that when Audrina’s putting on a sexy leg show? Don’t know about you guys, but I’m already looking forward to next year. Photos: WENN.com

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