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I’ve Got A Slurpee For Audrina Patridge

I know I like to make fun of Audrina Patridge for always showing up to lame events nobody cares about, but I’m not going to do that here. Because everybody knows there’s no hotter event in Hollywood this month than 7-Eleven’s 86th Birthday Party. Whoo. I hope they at least gave Audrina a coupon for 2-for-1 taquitos or something to go along with the free Slurpee, because she definitely brought her A-game with this leg show. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos Related Articles: Audrina Patridge’s Nice Spandex Crotch A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen Audrina Patridge Bongo Bikini Pictures Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: WENN.com

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Audrina Patridge Bikinis in Miami of the Day

Audrina Patridge is in Miami and now that she doesn’t have a job, not that being on THE HILLS was actually ever considered a fucking job, she’s got plenty of time to make stupid twitter vacation montages, like she was a lonely housewife, and this was scrap booking, but that flaw in her strategy is that the PAPARAZZI WERE TAKING ALL THESE BIKINI PICS OF HER …making her artistic vision that looks like it was taken from the Facebook page of a handicapped 10 year old….which makes sense because that’s about the mental capacity Audrina has. If she really wanted to matter, or entertain her fans, that are probably in their 20s now, or a bunch of pervert dudes, she should focus on leaking nudes, she’s got the fake tits already, she might as well use them…wasn’t that the whole reason her dad bought them? TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

I believe Audrina Patridge is doing whatever she can to extend her 15 minute of fame. Here she is showing off her skinny bikini goodness in Miami and guess what folks? It’s working. As long as Audrina keeps heading to the beach looking like this, I’ll be a fan for life.

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

I believe Audrina Patridge is doing whatever she can to extend her 15 minute of fame. Here she is showing off her skinny bikini goodness in Miami and guess what folks? It’s working. As long as Audrina keeps heading to the beach looking like this, I’ll be a fan for life.

Courtney Stodden Barely Fits Into Her Daisy Dukes!

Okay, it’s official: I’m a fan of Courtney Stodden . Sure, it’s still hard for me to believe she’s only 18, but you guys know I have a weak spot for Daisy Dukes, busty blonde nobodies and stripper heels. It’s my Kryptonite. Somebody help me out here though, does it still qualify as Daisy Dukes if you can barely see them, or is it called something else? Either way, enjoy. I know I will. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Audrina Patridge In Leggings Keeps Her Career Alive

I don’t know what Audrina Patridge has been up to lately, but we’ve been seeing even less of her than usual these days. And that’s too bad, because she’s always done a good job of keeping those 15 minutes of hers going with a well-timed cleavage or leg show. So in the interest of helping Audrina keep her career alive, here she is in a pair of leggings. And if this doesn’t do the trick, I think it might be time for the two of us to talk sex tape. Call me, I’m willing to help out any way I can. Related Articles: Audrina Patridge’s Nice Spandex Crotch A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen Audrina Patridge Bongo Bikini Pictures Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: FameFlynet

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Audrina Patridge Pants Off for Stndrd Mag of the Day

Remember mentally challenged, retard, Audrina Patridge from the worst MTV had to offer, back when MTV felt the world was filled with mindless retards and shoving this kind of garbage down their throat would shut them up and make them consume products from their advertisers….something that I am sure they still feel, but that luckily Audrina Patridge and her shitty show isn’t a part of, because they are the fucking worst….and despite being the fucking worst, in everything she does and represents, from teenage implants to being a fame whore…she does have a pretty great body when you strip her down and get her posing, even if her face is a little inbred.

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Audrina Patridge Staged Beach Bikini Pics for Old Times of the Day

I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she though that it was only going to get better for her… But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, all in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body. I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Audrina Patridge Staged Beach Bikini Pics for Old Times of the Day

Audrina Patridge Staged Beach Bikini Pics for Old Times of the Day

I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she though that it was only going to get better for her… But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, all in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body. I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Audrina Patridge’s C-list Cleavage

It’d been a really long time since I’d seen Audrina Patridge around, but I guess she’s officially back in town after those pictures of her at the airport a little while back. I should’ve known all it would take was one lame movie premiere and lax security on the red carpet. She probably jumped on a plane the minute she heard. Anyway, it’s good to see Audrina and her cleavage again. Let’s hope there’s lots more C-list red carpets and staged bikini pictures in her future. I’m smelling a comeback. » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Audrina Patridge’s Nice Spandex Crotch A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen Audrina Patridge Bongo Bikini Pictures Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: WENN.com

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