I haven’t done a post on Audrina Patridge in a while, which is kind of surprising, considering this girl always seems to show up at any event where there’s a camera. But here she is judging at the 2012 Red Bull Flugtag — which sounds completely made up, but apparently is a real thing — sort of like Audrina’s career. Anyway, I’m loving the hot shorts on Audrina here. And I’m sure she loved getting her picture taken coming out of the porta potty. Man, I think we’ve found somebody with an even lamer job than Audrina: the paparazzi staking out the porta potties at the 2012 Red Bull Flugtag. Probably time to start looking for a new line of work. Related Articles: Audrina Patridge’s Nice Spandex Crotch A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen Audrina Patridge Bongo Bikini Pictures Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: FameFlynet
I think I’ve finally figured out what Audrina Patridge does for a job these days — she shows up to red carpets and looks hot. It makes perfect sense; it’s easy work, and it lets Audrina make the most of her “talents.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen her miss a day at the office. So that got me thinking: I’m pretty sure I need to organize a red carpet leading into my bedroom. I wonder if Audrina’s available to work nights. » view all 15 photos Related Articles: Audrina Patridge’s Nice Spandex Crotch A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen Audrina Patridge Bongo Bikini Pictures Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: WENN.com
I still can’t figure out what Audrina Patridge does these days, other than show up to movie premieres in an attempt to trick people into believing she’s still famous. And Audrina was at it again at the Los Angeles premiere of End Of Watch , flashing a little side boob and some leg. It’s not a bad gig, I guess, but if she needs some extra work, I could always use an assistant. Audrina will have to show a bit more skin than this though. I’m a real stickler for dress code. » view all 15 photos Related Articles: Audrina Patridge’s Nice Spandex Crotch A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen Audrina Patridge Bongo Bikini Pictures Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: WENN.com
I feel like it’s been a long time since I’ve had any pictures of Audrina Patridge , I guess people are finally clueing in to the fact that she doesn’t have any talent whatsoever, but I’ve always found that those big fake breast bring a smile to my face and a tingle to my underwear so I’m posting her anyway. Besides, she’s wearing a pretty sexy tight purple dress that accentuates her impressive ‘Talents’…. I would like to impregnate her ‘Talents’. Too much?
Apparently Sir Richard Branson threw a party last night and once again I wasn’t invited, not that I know the billionaire, but Audrina Patridge was there so clearly they don’t care about how talented the guests are. I suppose that if I had long tanned legs and some nice fake breasts I might higher up on the list. Anyhow, Audrina was there with a whole slew of C-list celebrities like Paris Hilton and one of the dudes from The Black Eyed Peas . That’s not a party I want to be at.
I didn’t realize that Audrina Patridge was still a thing, I thought her fifteen minutes were up over a year ago. Apparently I was wrong, because here she is selling jeans in a department store. That makes more sense. Not that I really care that she’s all washed up, I still think she’s hot and like that she’s slumming it with the common folk. She looks good in her jeans a plaid shirt combination, real down to earth, like the kind of girl you could bring to a Spin Doctors concert… If that kind of thing still exists. Although, if she wants to get back in the spotlight, she might want to consider showing off those big fake breasts of hers more often. Nobody gives a crap about jeans.
“Yeah, I think so,” said Whitney Port when asked whether or not she#39;d be willing to reprise her role in a film version of the hit MTV series. “Why not? Sure!” The budding fashion designer predicts the Hills movie would reunite the cast to highlight the changes in their lives since the series wrapped last year after six seasons. If and when a Hills movie becomes a reality, there#39;s one star who wouldn#39;t mind joining Audrina Patridge on the silver screen: Whitney Port. “I think it would
Sand and surf might still be months away for viewers up North, but in the perpetually sunny climes of Southern California bikini season is in full swing. Southern California, conveniently enough, is also the home of television, so viewers bummed out by the gray skies and cold rain in their boring ol’ hometowns can cuddle up to the rays of warmth emanated by the bevy of bikini babes on the boob tube. See this week’s teeny weeny highlights after the jump!
Ex-‘Hills’ star tells MTV News outspoken mom Lynn has always been ‘the life of the party.’ By Jocelyn Vena Audrina Patridge Photo: MTV News Even before Audrina Patridge’s new VH1 show, “Audrina,” debuted last Sunday, the Internet was abuzz about what her mom, Lynn, would bring to the show. In many ways, Lynn’s the breakout star of the reality series, which follows Audrina’s career, love life and family. “I was not surprised at all that my mom was a breakout star,” she told MTV News. “She’s the life of the party everywhere we go and ever since we were little, everyone that meets my mom, they absolutely fall in love with her. She just has that personality and she’s very blunt and says what she means, but it all comes out from a good place and she’s so much fun and has the biggest heart. I was excited for her.” Audrina is, of course, no rookie when it comes to starring in a reality show. She spent years sharing life with the world as one of the breakout stars of MTV’s “The Hills.” Now, however, she’s ready to show more than just Justin Bobby drama. “I was really excited. You know, it’s kind of crazy watching yourself again and reliving everything that you went through, but it was fun,” she said of the debut episode of “Audrina.” “It’s different and similar [to ‘The Hills’], and in many ways I feel like it’s different because it’s really about my life outside of ‘The Hills’ world,” she continued. “And so this is really up close and personal. My family’s in it, my relationship’s in it and my business is in it, my endorsements and everything, like, my dreams and goals and trying to achieve that.” And if you thought she shared a lot in the past, just wait till you see what happens in the show’s upcoming episodes. “I really opened up and brought the cameras with me. … This is me uncensored and it’s my family uncensored,” she teased. “What you see is what you get.” What do you think of Audrina’s new reality show? Tell us in the comments!
So it would seem that Audrina Patridge’s new reality show premiered over the weekend, mother is too cheap to get cable so I didn’t see it, and she seemed to spend a lot of time hanging out in her bikini. Here are a few shots of Audrina walking around, posing for the camera and just looking sexy in some lingerie and bikinis. If the rest of the season is going to be like this I think she’s got a hit. You can’t really go wrong with fake boobs and bikinis. When do I make my cameo? more pictures of Audrina Patridge here
