Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Audrina Patridge Audrina Patridge’s alleged stalker just tried to plead guilty in the criminal case against him — but the judge wouldn’t let him and instead ordered the guy to see a psychiatrist.Zachary Loring — who faces a felony stalking charge and three … Permalink
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Judge to Audrina Suspect — You Need a Shrink
Audrina’s got a great body…Sure, it looks better when she’s photoshopped, but then again who doesn’t look better when their retard face is made to look normal and her legs are made to look long and luxurious. I can only assume it’s got something to do with evolution, you know how the stupid dogs in the dog park are always the biggest and strongest, while the smart ones can survive using their intelligence, the idiot ones rely on their ability to run fast, because based on Audrina’s body, she could run away from oncoming traffic if she happened to step into the shit, where as someone like me doesn’t know how to run, but would never get myself in the situation in the first place. That’s not to say I’m smart, but it is to say I’m fat and I’m pretty good at staying that way…but who cares about me…here are pics of Audrina in what might be the hottest picture of the day…and one I can only hope carries into the lives of everyday girls…. Pics via Fame
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Audrina Patridge in a Hot Outfit of the Day
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I want to make a joke about Kim Kardashian looking a hell of a lot like Grimace from McDonald’s , but her sexy curves have distracted me. I know I make fun of her big ass a lot, but I really just want to hold it in my arms, curl up on the couch with it and watch a Property Virgins marathon on HGTV . Is that too much to ask for?
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Tagged Audrina, bennyhollywood, kim kardashian, leggings, milkshake, Sex, sexy, the-couch, virgins
Here’s Amanda Seyfried trying to show off her potential, by potential I mean boobies, by flashing the paparazzi the other night in her blue dress. It’s not working. As uncomfortable as it is for me to admit this, I’ve seen my fair share of flashers over the years, apparently a lot of sex offenders lived in my neighborhood, but this is not how you go about it. First of all the trench coat should be an ugly shade of shit brown, you should be wearing nothing but a pair of black socks and some dress shoes and you’re supposed to at least give me a heads up by asking for the time. Amateur. Although, the fact that she doesn’t have a penis is a big plus.
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Here’s Audrina Patridge outside some club last night almost giving us a nice little ass flash. Unfortunately, almost just isn’t going to cut it in this business. What a tease. Judging by her hooker boots, I would say a peek at her ass would probably run you about ten bucks. That’s a pretty good deal. Anyhow, she looks pretty hot. I’m really only posting these pictures because I want women out there to see these boots and possibly go out and buy a pair so that when I spend my afternoons downtown in the park eating ice cream sandwiches and staring at women it’s not a total waste of time. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here
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Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Exclusives , Audrina Patridge Audrina Patridge’s alleged stalker was carrying a knife that had a swastika on the handle when he was arrested outside of her house last month … this according to a detective’s testimony yesterday in court.The detective said he found the knife — … Permalink
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Audrina’s Alleged Stalker — Packin’ a Nazi Blade
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We’re live inside the L.A. courtroom where Audrina Patridge’s alleged stalker, Zachary Loring, is set for a pretrial hearing. The last time Zachary was in court, he flipped the bird and yelled obscenities … so stay tuned. … Permalink
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We’re not really sure if Audrina Patridge is famous anymore, or whether people want to see pictures of her, but we found these shots from FHM, so here you go! The generally likable, mostly harmless star of The Hills shows off her enormous boobs and even more disproportional forehead in April’s issue of the magazine. This is pretty much what she’s known for, wearing bikinis and dating a lot of random dudes (most recently Ryan Cabrera ). Okay, enough talk. Here’s the cover: FHM : Hereby known as Fake Hills Magazine . Eh, we’re sort of over it. Not that she isn’t a cute girl, and we’re sure she’s probably really nice, but if you’ve seen 19 Audrina bikini spreads, you’ve seen ’em all. We’re unsure whether she’s attractive or not. You be the judge. Take a closer look. Click to enlarge more pictures of Audrina Patridge and see what you think … [Photos : FHM]
The Hills: So long, Justin Bobby! Audrina Patridge has a new man, and he’s officially Hills-bound. Music man Ryan Cabrera was spotted filming scenes for the waning reality hit’s sixth…
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This Just In: Audrina’s New Boy-Toy Ryan Cabrera Heads for The Hills
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Tillman the bulldog — already the world’s fastest skateboarding canine according to Guinness World Records — was finally taken off the streets … so he could test his skills on the bunny slope!Tillman and his two doggy friends — Rose and Lyle — … Permalink
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Snowboarding Dog Careens Down Slippery Slope
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