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Tyler Perry Presents Tyler Perry’s Winning Big At The NAACP Image Awards

Modern-day impresario Tyler Perry won big at last night’s NAACP Image Awards, as his various television and films took home a combined six awards, including Best Picture for For Colored Girls and best television comedy for Tyler Perry’s House of Payne . Check out the full list of film and TV winners after Tyler Perry’s break.

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Alec Baldwin Confirmed To Join Bulging Cast Of Rock Of Ages

Swapping 30 Rock for classic rock, Alec Baldwin has been announced to join the star-studded cast of Rock of Ages as Dennis Dupree, the aging rocker still holding on to shreds of his former glory. Will Ferrell and Steve Carell were both offered the role, but I think Baldwin will bring a nice, understated subtle touch to the part, rather than going broad and huge like Ferrell and Carell might’ve. Baldwin joins Julianne Hough, Tom Cruise, Anne Hathaway and probably at this point tomorrow, your Aunt Millie in the Broadway adaptation directed by Adam Shankman. [ THR ]

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Camille Grammer: I Was Set Up!

Fans of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills must wait until January 27 to hear Camille Grammer whine, bitch and moan about getting paid six figures to follow a script penned by Bravo writers. But we’ve seen a clip of this show’s reunion special and can pass along some nuggets from one of the world’s most hated reality stars. “The whole season was set up to make me look bad,” Camille tells host Andy Cohen, turning to address Kyle Richards: “You bully me all the time and I’m fed up.” Shoots back the aunt of Paris Hilton: “Quit using the buzzword of the moment.” Wow. Don’t miss this special, readers. Unless you have something better to do. Really, absolutely anything would qualify as such.

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Crazy Muhfugga Popped For Beating His Aunt To Death Over Donuts On Christmas

This son-of-a-b*tch looks crazy as f*ck anyway: A Wilmette man beat his aunt to death with a baseball bat Saturday because he was tired of being “nagged” by his relative, police said Monday. About 4 p.m. Saturday, officers responded to a possible homicide at 3115 Hill Lane in the northern suburb, according to a release from the Wilmette police department. There, police found 49-year-old Nancee Rapoport unconscious with severe head trauma. She was taken to a nearby hospital where she died from her injuries. A man on the scene told police that his nephew, 24-year-old Anthony Rapoport, called him and said he had killed someone inside the home before fleeing the scene. Officers found Anthony Rapoport a short time later with blood on his clothing, and he “admitted to striking the victim about the head with an aluminum baseball bat,” according to the release. The department had responded to the Rapoport residence on Christmas Eve as well, after the man and his aunt had an argument about doughnuts. He was arrested that day on an outstanding warrant for an aggravated assault case in Skokie, but posted bond Christmas morning and returned to the residence where he allegedly murdered his aunt. “The motive for the homicide appears to be the culmination of a series of ongoing minor disputes between the two parties,” police said in a release. After his arrest, Rapoport told investigators he was tired of being “nagged” by the victim. SMH Source

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Renee Zelleweger’s “Cameltoe” of the Day

Renee Zellewger may have serious cameltoe, or she’s wearing a diaper, or she just has some serious pussy lips that can’t be tamed because her pussy is as Alien as her fucking face….but whatever is going on, she’s making it clear that not all pussy is created equal…. Sure, we all have different pussy expectations – wants and needs – but I can tell that this pussy is definitely not top notch by any standards..if pussy had a socio-economic standings, it would not be in the Royal Family, or a Rothschild, or a Rockafellar…this pussy would not own banks and run secret societies that control the world economy…it would be homeless on the street convulsing and choking on its own vomit caused by needle sharing hepatitis…It wouldn’t be on the Forbes rich list in the top 3, I’m talking somewhere between Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg…cuz this pussy is not pro, it’s a monster…. But then again it is safe to say that this pussy isn’t pussy at all and that Renee Zellewger doesn’t have serious cameltoe, but that she does have a fucking dick. And the good news is that at least no dude has ever jerked off to her ever…I know this for a fact, meaning this penis revelation doesn’t make any of you as gay as I think you are…. Here are the pics…

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Natalie Portman’s Ass in a Thong in Your Highness Trailer of the DAy

I know all the virgin loser sci fi club people love Natalie Portman, mainly because I used to hang out with a dude I worked with who collected pretty much everything including Star Wars toys obsessively, and he would always talk about the bitch….and her perfection…he was Jewish and maybe he was just happy that she was too…and that she didn’t look like his Aunt Herschel or some shit….but I never really saw her appeal….while this guy was sitting their awkwardly coverin his Aspergers boner during one of her movies he made me watch…I could see a love I never felt for a girl he never met come over him…it was fucking weird….and all these years later…virgin losers everywhere are still hung up on this bitch…so her ass in a thong is probably a huge deal to them…. I’m pretty much down for any pussy equally and I never get excited about anything, I just think the funniest thing about Natalie Portman is her last name isn’t actually Portman but is Hershlag which is approproate cuz it is the sound all the asthmatics who love her make when they cum to her picture the have framed next to their bed, just a disgusting fucking sound…. Scroll to the 1:28 Mark to see her ass in the Your Highness Red Band Bullshit…. More Your Highness Videos

What To Do With Unused Pills? Give Them To The DEA This Saturday

photo via stoptherobbery.com Recently, I found out I am allergic to penicillin. I’ve taken penicillin for over two decades, when prescribed, but my allergic reaction only manifested this week. So now I have what is a common conundrum: a bottle full of useless (to me) pills sitting in my medicine cabinet. I’ve been wondering what to do with them. TreeHugger’s Jaymi Heimbuch wrote about this problem with her aunt’s unused medication back in the spring. Due to regulations, pill… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Weekday Vegetarian: Fingerling Potato Salad with Green Chili-Cilantro Salsa

Photo: Kelly Rossiter When I was a kid potato salad was a fixture at every barbeque, picnic and family party. It was all pretty much the same stuff, lots of mayonnaise and green onions. Believe it or not, at a party of the extended family, there might be three or four bowls of potato salad on offer. The burning question was always whether I was going to be forced into eating my aunt’s potato salad that had hard boiled egg in it, or get to eat my mom’s which did not, but had a daring dash of paprika on top. … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Lady Gaga Tested For Lupus

Since Lady Gaga nearly collapsed on stage in March, she had to cancel several shows earlier this year because of exhaustion. Her friends are worried if she’s on the brink of tipping. Now, the pop star’s recent health scare is likely not helping to alleviate those fears. Lady Gaga said to The Times of London that she is very connected to her aunt, Joanne, who suffered and died of lupus and it is a very personal thing for her. When asked if she has been tested, Lady Gaga answered “yes” but she didn’t elaborate on the results. She only added that she doesn’t want anyone to be worried even if the disease wherein the immune system attacks the body and can also be genetic. During an interview in her New Zealand concert, Gaga said that she has heart palpitations and things, but she’s okay. It was just because of fatigue and other stuff. The most recent health emergency she experienced was just the other day when she had trouble breathing in Tokyo. She immediately received a little oxygen and then went back on stage. Despite her thin body, Lady Gaga wants to reassure her fans that she doesn’t have eating problem but instead points out her hectic schedule that doesn’t allow her very little time to eat. She also assures them that she does no drugs, doesn’t touch cocaine anymore and doesn’t smoke. She can take care of herself. Lady Gaga Tested For Lupus is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading