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Natalie Imbruglia VS Izabel Goulart Bikini Contest of the Day

How about a little bikini contest… Natalie Imbruglia is not lying naked on the floor…she’s 41 years old and has been fucked by David Schwimmer, which is terrifying, but he’s rich…I don’t remember ever fantasizing about her laying naked on the floor song, but at 41…she’s looking pretty fucking awesome, probably because she moved to the UK from Australia before drying up into some shrivelled raisin from the sun….and her body is probably from choosing not to have kids…always the right choice.. Versus Izabel Goulart is ripped…she’s a fitness pornographer, Victoria’s Secret fashion show model, based in Brazil and has a fucking ridiculous low fat percentage….thanks to fitness everyday…these pics are impressive, but she’s a bikini model, so she’s got a higher standard to uphold…of course she looks fit and thin in a bikini – she makes 1,000,000 a year doing this….. HONORABLE MENTION BUT NO LONGER IN THE SAME LEAGUE – HEIDI KLUM: AND THE WINNER IS…..LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR… Imbruglia…because she’s older, not a bikini model, and her clit isn’t pulsating like an erection from all the testosterone in her veins… The post Natalie Imbruglia VS Izabel Goulart Bikini Contest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth: Officially Back Together!!

Ever since January, we pretty much knew that Miley Cyrus had rekindled her relationship with Liam Hemsworth, we just didn't have photographic evidence. But now we do! Miley and Liam were spotted out on a date at West Hollywood vegan hotspot Gracias Madre, and sources told ET the singer appeared “happy and relaxed.” The couple were joined by Liam's brothers Chris and Luke, along with Luke's wife, Samantha. This is the first time the former fiances were captured on camera together since they ended their engagement in 2013. At the beginning of the year, eyewitnesses reported seeing the actor and the “Wrecking Ball” singer “cuddling and kissing” at the Falls Music Festival in Australia while hanging out with Liam's family. Since that moment, tabloids have been brimming with reports that the two were moving in together and even secretly got married . Last month, a rumor surfaced that Liam dumped Miley after he caught her sending naked selfies to her ex, Victoria's Secret model Stella Maxwell, but not surprisingly, that was just a bunch of hooey. Neither star have spoken publicly on their romance reboot, but showing up at a hip LA restaurant together where they know paparazzi might be hiding in the bushes is a fairly solid confirmation.  

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Megan Irwin is Amazing of the Day

I know what you’re thinking “I wonder if Megan Irwin is Steve Irwin’s daughter, you know the Crocodile Hunter, because that would be amazing, that guy was great before being dead”… Because that is the only Australian Irwin I know, and you work by associatio because you’re half retarded and don’t think rationally that another Irwin could grace this earth.. Then you find out that this Megan Irwin, the most incredible looking model I’ve seen today, is actually Australian and assume that they must be related, that’s how she got into the industry, through ZOOLOGY, because Australia is an island populated by criminals from the Europe, leading to a limited depth in gene pool, but then why are all Australians so good looking, drunk, and a good time…if incest was really as bad as the hicks in the Ozarks make it look… Either way, Australia or not, I’d still fuck her if she was my sister…that’s what this is about right? Megan Irwin being the future or something? Right… BONUS – She’s one of the babes in Mario Testino’s Vogue Australia Shoot The post Megan Irwin is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Extra Butter: Shailene Woodley Talks “Allegiant,” Playing Tris For The Last Time

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The Divergent Series returns to theaters today with its third installment, “Allegiant.” Shailene Woodley and Theo James are back as Tris and Four, who this time, are hoping to go over the wall and see what’s outside.

Extra Butter: Shailene Woodley Talks “Allegiant,” Playing Tris For The Last Time

Madonna Exposes 17-Year-Old’s Breast During Australian Concert

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Madonna just took her risque-ness to another level.

Madonna Exposes 17-Year-Old’s Breast During Australian Concert

I Slay: Prince’s Passport Photo Is Flyer Than Yours

Prince Shares Epic Passport Photo It’s a rare occasion that any of us take an id photo that we’re actually proud of. But not Prince . In fact, the R&B legend’s ID photo game is so flawless — in all it’s perfectly eye-lined and lip-glossed glory — that he decided to flaunt his flyness to his millions of Twitter followers late last week. It follows all the same guidelines that passport photos outline…but simultaneously tells the agent checking it to bow down. Via Time : While most people have to learn to live with passport photos that make them look like deer caught in the headlights, Prince is not most people. The Purple One recently posted a picture on Twitter that he claimed is the current snapshot for his international travel permit, and it’s pretty flawless to say the least. While Prince presumably had to get his passport updated in order to travel for his upcoming “Piano & A Microphone” tour in Australia and New Zealand, there’s no reason he had to make the rest of us look so bad. In fact, the 57-year-old singer isn’t even adhering to the State Department’s criteria for a neutral facial expression, as he is clearly giving his best Blue Steel. Now that we know that’s allowed, our next passport pics are sure to come out exactly like this. Maybe we’ll go get professional headshots for our next passport pics as well…and serve a face. Twitter / Splash

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Prince Rocks Winged Eyeliner Better Than You in Passport Photo

Most women who have attempted winged eyeliner know that no matter how steady your hand, nine times out of 10 you wind up looking like Alice Cooper in a windstorm. But Prince rocks the look like a friggin’ boss – in his passport photo, no less. The “Purple Rain” singer posted this shot of himself to Twitter, also writing “PRINCE ROGERS NELSON::PASSPORT PICTURE 2/11/16.” It’s so perfect you’d think the man has been taking lessons from the queen of winged eyeliner herself, Adele. The artist also sports a perfectly coiffed afro, finely-groomed eyebrows and flawless skin. You gotta hand it to the guy for bringing the glam, even in his passport pic. We’re also happy to report that Prince seems to have really gotten the hang of Twitter. When he first joined a couple years ago, he posted his first “selfie,”  although the photo featured nothing but some smoke . Prince is currently on tour in Australia performing with nothing but a piano and a microphone. During his first show in Melbourne, Prince dedicated a performance of his hit song “Little Red Corvette” to Vanity, his former girlfriend who died earlier this week .  “Her and I used to love each other deeply,” he said of his former flame , whose real name was Denise Matthews. “She loved me for the artist I was, I loved her for the artist she was trying to be. She and I would fight. She was very headstrong cos she knew she was the finest woman in the world. She never missed an opportunity to tell you that.” He continued to sharing more memories of her and added, “I probably shouldn’t be telling this story, but she’d want us to celebrate her life and not mourn her.” Vanity was 57. View Slideshow: 24 Musicians Who Died Too Young

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stepGIRLS Like their Drinking of the Day

I like to drink…and I like most people around me to like to drink. I once knew a guy who never drank, because he liked the idea of being under control, I guess because he was so fucking uptight he feared what he would do out of control, in what was a very uncomfortable time going out with him as his judgmental eyes stared at me creepily while I had all the fun…you know some American Psycho shit…all weird, awkward, freaky…even psychotic from never having a good time, or getting laid…since sex and booze are best friends, unless you’re a feminist leader in this RAPE CULTURE movement…where you’d tell a different story…rape is bad. So unless you’ve been arrested for being drunk, or you’ve really ruined your life and almost died because of being drunk, you have no right to not get drunk… Win hen I came across this RUM BLENDER concept of blending your own RUM…customized booze is far better than the swill I would drink when I couldn’t afford to drink anything but swill…Luxury…you mean there’s actual choice in alcohol beyond “anything cheap that won’t make me go blind…”… Either way, I was so blown away that I had gift my friend in Australia with a bottle…Australia has hot girls…who like to drink…and I guess he gifted me with these pics of some back in the sand with the gift…yes I buy people gifts….when they bring me gifts via stepGIRLS in bathing suits looking good… Girl, Booze, Beach, Bathing Suit, Tits, Body, Sand….just don’t drink and swim motherfuckers, drowning while drunk is a fail… GET YOUR RUM BLENDER BLEND YOUR RUM BLENDER LIVE YOUR RUM BLENDER CHECK IT OUT The post stepGIRLS Like their Drinking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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People Magazine is More interesting in Australia of the Day

Glamour Model Lucy Pinder is in People Magazine Australia, which is an interesting international trademark fail by People Magazine in the USA, but that is pretty much as smutty as People Magazine in the USA, instead of reaching the lowest common human in the trailer park at the Walmart Checkout counter, their smut is more literal..with naked girls who are essentially hookers or strippers…that maximized the UK Glamour model thing when it was a thing, before instagram and all girls getting naked, to pepper their newspapers with tits inspiring people to buy the papers, because tits get hits…or some shit… Her name is Lucy Pinder, she was some kind of big deal in titty modeling a decade ago, and I guess she’s up to her old tricks because it’s all she knows… The post People Magazine is More interesting in Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Congrats! Mariah Carey Gets Engaged To Her Billionaire Boo James Packer

Mariah Carey Engaged To James Packer After rumors swirled that the two were already secretly heading to the altar , Mariah Carey just got a HUGE rock from billionaire boyfriend James Packer. Things have been getting more and more serious for the couple since they started dating last summer…and it seems that these two think that after 7 long months, the time is right to go ahead and put it on paper. Via TMZ : Mariah Carey has a brand new piece of jewelry — a massive engagement ring — ’cause her billionaire boyfriend James Packer just popped the question … and Mariah said YESSSSS!!!! It all went down in NYC — where Packer secretly rounded up a bunch of Mariah’s close friends for a private dinner at Eleven Madison Park … so he could get down on one knee and propose in front of the most special people in her life. Carey and Packer have only been dating since June 2015 — but their relationship heated up real quick … with the two famously spending several consecutive weeks together on his yacht over the summer. Packer is Australia’s 4th richest man — thanks to a combination of family money and success in real estate, casinos and entertainment. As for the wedding, no word on when it’s set to go down … but at the rate these two are moving, it will probably happen in 2016. These two aren’t wasting any time, huh? TMZ / Splash

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