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Jennifer Lawrence Wonky Eyebrows for L’Officiel of the Day

Quirky, Awkward, weird, very famous, very employable, always working, always winning awards because America or at least film producers fucking love her…Jennifer Lawrence….is on the cover of L’Officiel China, in what doesn’t even look like her, but that does make me laugh thanks to the eyebrows…one thick, one thinner, both different, all creepy.. Sure we’d all be happier with more nude selfies, hell I’d even prefer the Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence sex tape, something we can assume Amy Schumer will release in her strategic friendship with the star, that you know Amy Schumer, 15 year veteran comic, clearly an outsider from the entertainment industry for the longest fucking time, until something just hit for her, is being very cautious with…because she knows as much as the world knows…that she doesn’t deserve the success she’s got or the famous friends who are co-signingher shit.. Doesn’t matter…what matters is that Jennifer Lawrence was so average looking until I saw her tits, and her sleazy on all four selfies…really understanding the nude selfie and how it is meant to be done…studying it like a character she’s playing…and speaking to my soul as someone who gets nude selfies all day..that these were in fact official and from the heart… I guess I just figured out the mystery that is Jennifer Lawrence…it’s not all in the eyebrows…it’s just her “it” factor..she’s got it. The post Jennifer Lawrence Wonky Eyebrows for L’Officiel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr Naked for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

Miranda Kerr is who I like to call the the Sugar Babies of the year. That’s a polite way of saying “Money Grubbing Hooker”…because she had a legit million dollar or more a year modeling career after getting knocked up by a famous Australian actor because she was working the scene as a low hanging fruit Australian model…who know the right people to get access to Orlando Bloom’s sperm that made a baby no one talks about… I’ve been told by people who work with her management that she’s the fucking worst. A diva, a bitch, a cunt…they were the same people who told me she got fired from Victoria’s Secret for fucking Bieber…while married…which turned out to be an actual story a few months later…that no one really cared about, since it is Miranda Kerr and no one cares about her.. That said, she’s gone on to work for a few brands after Victoria’s Secret, because I guesss there is life after Victoria’s Secret, but more interestingly..she has dated at least 3-4 billionaires…bcause when you’re Victoria’s Secret model on your resume model, you can command more for your man than a low level instagram model.. I guess one of the steps in her staying relevant enough as a model to keep her billionaire, is doing shoots that get press, in this era that means naked…so here she is for Harper’s Bazaar Australia…without showing her mom pussy…meaning what’s the fucking point… The post Miranda Kerr Naked for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey Moves ‘Dem Babies’ In With New Billionaire Boo…WITHOUT Telling Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey Moves In With James Packer Things have gotten very serious very quickly for Mariah Carey and billionaire businessman James Packer . They spent the entire summer together sailing all around the world with the twins in tow. Now, according to reports from TMZ , Mariah is so sure about this new man in her life that she’s already shacking up with him for good in his– after only 5 months of dating: Following her big Halloween soiree, Mariah’s staff packed up her stuff and moved it to Packer’s Beverly Hills home. She probably got a good deal with the movers … Packer’s house is only 5 minutes from the house she’s been renting. It’s a big move for Mariah and the Australian billionaire … we’re told they’ve openly discussed the end game … marriage. Apparently Mariah didn’t bother to run her and the twins’ new living arrangement past their father. Nick Cannon said in a statement to NYDN that he had no idea about the move: “America’s Got Talent” host Nick Cannon says nobody has told him that his recently divorced ex-wife, Mariah Carey has moved in with her billionaire beau, James Packer. “That’s news to me,” he told the Daily News about Carey’s new living situation. “I’m not even sure about it.” YIKES. One wound think the kids’ father at least needs to be sure of their address. Wonder why Mariah decided not to run this one past Nick?? SplashNews

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Teenager Solves Rubik’s Cube in HOW Long?!?

The following video comes to us from the 2015 Rubik’s Cube China Championship. Which means first we need to stop and acknowledge that there's a Rubik’s Cube China Championship. Who knew?!? But here's the point: Australian contestant Feliks Zemdegs is featured in the clip below, as we bear witness to him completing a Rubik's Cube in 5.77 seconds. Yes, 5.77 seconds. Perhaps even more amazing? This is NOT a world record! Some dude named Colin Burns put the apparatus together in 5.25 seconds. We have no idea how. But maybe if you slow this footage down just enough, you can figure it out…

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Aaron Sorkin: "Huge Fan" of Sex Scenes, Hates Writing Them

Early in his career, Oscar winning writer Aaron Sorkin was one of three credited writers on the film Malice , for which he had to write his first sex scene. In a new interview, Sorkin talks about his struggles to do so. While talking to Vulture about his new film Steve Jobs , Sorkin admitted that much like the subject of his new film, he doesn’t like when people mess with his creations. Therefore, his experience seeing what had been added to Malice was life altering for him. Very early on in my career, I wrote a movie I’m not terribly proud of. It’s called Malice , with Alec Baldwin and Nicole Kidman . I was actually the second and the fourth writer on that movie. We had a week or two of rehearsal before shooting, when the director decided there needed to be a sex scene between Alec and Nicole somewhere in the second act. I went back to the hotel and wrote a four-page scene of sexy banter that ended with, “And they fall into bed, as we cut to the next morning, the quad on campus.” Harold [Becker, the director] read the script and went, “No, no no — they have to get naked and have sex.” You have to write that. [Reached for comment, Becker said, “I don’t recollect asking Aaron to amend the love scene between Nicole and Alec as it was integral to the plot of the film.”] “And I said, ‘Boy, Harold, I’ll be honest, I’ve never really done that. I’m as big a fan of sex as anybody, but I’m not quite sure how to do this.’ And I’ll never forget, Harold said, ‘Just look at Nicole. Just write what you’d like to see her do.’” And I said, ‘I’m not going to write that down!’ First of all, I’d just done a movie [ A Few Good Men ] with her husband. I can’t write down what I’d like to see Nicole do and then have Nicole do it and watch her do it for me. In the end, everybody got together in Harold’s trailer, and they just choreographed what the sex scene would be — Nicole unbuttons his belt and unzips his pants, that kind of thing. When this was shooting, I excused myself from the set. And I can’t emphasize this enough — huge fan of sex, in any combination you want. But for some reason it’s difficult for me to write, and Nicole had become a friend of mine, and I just felt wrong on the set, watching her take her clothes off. So I didn’t see it until I saw the first cut of the movie. The zipping and everything happens. And Alec says, “I’m going to take you upstairs and fuck you now.” And I was mortified — not necessarily because it was the wrong line in the scene. I was just mortified that anyone in the audience would think that was something that I think is cool to say. I really felt it reflecting on me, even though this was at a point where even fewer people gave a shit about who I was than now. But even so, I didn’t want strangers thinking that was sexy, or charming — really anything but boorish. And so I get it. For me, that’s a way to identify with Steve — somebody messing with one of his products. Granted, much of Malice doesn’t feel or sound like a Sorkin movie, with the possible exception of Alec Baldwin ‘s “I am God” speech which is vintage Sorkin. Even still, it’s both funny and interesting to hear a widely respected writer talk about how aggravating something as simple as sex scenes can be.

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Nudeworthy on Netflix: A Clockwork Orange, Alexander, & More 10.14.15

While October is normally all about the chills and thrills, Netflix is all about the spills with its streaming lineup this month! First up is director Stanley Kubrick ‘s controversial classic A Clockwork Orange ! This one’s got tons of nudity, including a fully nude look at Shirley Jaffe , some fabulous full frontal from Adrienne Corri , and the topless treats of Virginia Wetherell to name just three! The theatrical cut of another controversial Hall of Fame flick, 2004’s Alexander , is also worth checking out to see the amazing, fully nude and feral sex scene from Rosario Dawson ! One of this year’s best nude scenes came courtesy of another Hall of Famer, Nicole Kidman , who went fantastically full frontal in the intense Australian drama Strangerland ! The 2014 film The Face of an Angel is a dramatization of the Amanda Knox murder case and since it comes to us from director Michael Winterbottom , you know there’s going to be some skin! This time it comes to us from Rosie Fellner who flashes her phenomenal fun bags during a sex scene! Finally, it’s the critically acclaimed 2002 film The Good Thief starring a grizzled and terrific Nick Nolte , and also featuring a tantalizing topless scene from the gorgeous Nutsa Kukhianidze !

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Selena Gomez Reveals Chemotherapy Treatment for Lupus

Earlier this week, a VERY revealing photo of Justin Bieber naked hit the Internet. Along somewhat similar lines, meanwhile, the first love of this singer’s life has now revealed something awfully personal about herself in an interview with Billboard. Selena Gomez says she underwent chemotherapy treatment last year after being diagnosed with Lupus. “I was diagnosed with lupus, and I’ve been through chemotherapy,” Gomez tells the magazine. “That’s what my break was really about. I could’ve had a stroke.” In late 2013, Gomez canceled the Australian leg of her tour, saying via statement that, “after many years of putting my work first, I need to spend some time on myself in order to be the best person I can be.” Many, of course, assumed Selena was just mending a broken heart as a result of her split from Bieber. “I wanted so badly to say, ‘You guys have no idea. I’m in chemotherapy. You’re a––holes,'” Gomez says now of those critics. “I locked myself away until I was confident and comfortable again.”  So Selena took that time and eventually came out more self-confident and, more important, with a clean bill of health. She has a new album (out tomorrow) and a new attitude toward her haters. She’s using them as motivation. “I’m so f-cking nice to everybody, and everyone is so vile to me,” she says. “I’ve been working since I was 7. I’ve been a UNICEF ambassador since I was 17. It’s so disappointing that I’ve become a tabloid story. That hate motivated me.” Look for Gomez to go on tour in America and Canada from next May to next July and … and also look out, folks. You do NOT want to mess with the new Selena Gomez.

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Selena Gomez Reveals Chemotherapy Treatment for Lupus

Earlier this week, a VERY revealing photo of Justin Bieber naked hit the Internet. Along somewhat similar lines, meanwhile, the first love of this singer’s life has now revealed something awfully personal about herself in an interview with Billboard. Selena Gomez says she underwent chemotherapy treatment last year after being diagnosed with Lupus. “I was diagnosed with lupus, and I’ve been through chemotherapy,” Gomez tells the magazine. “That’s what my break was really about. I could’ve had a stroke.” In late 2013, Gomez canceled the Australian leg of her tour, saying via statement that, “after many years of putting my work first, I need to spend some time on myself in order to be the best person I can be.” Many, of course, assumed Selena was just mending a broken heart as a result of her split from Bieber. “I wanted so badly to say, ‘You guys have no idea. I’m in chemotherapy. You’re a––holes,'” Gomez says now of those critics. “I locked myself away until I was confident and comfortable again.”  So Selena took that time and eventually came out more self-confident and, more important, with a clean bill of health. She has a new album (out tomorrow) and a new attitude toward her haters. She’s using them as motivation. “I’m so f-cking nice to everybody, and everyone is so vile to me,” she says. “I’ve been working since I was 7. I’ve been a UNICEF ambassador since I was 17. It’s so disappointing that I’ve become a tabloid story. That hate motivated me.” Look for Gomez to go on tour in America and Canada from next May to next July and … and also look out, folks. You do NOT want to mess with the new Selena Gomez.

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Elisa Meliani by David Bellemere of the Day

Elisa Meliani is someone I’ve never heard of, but after extensive research, it turns out that she’s a model out of Paris… her INSTAGRAM …like so many instagram…of girls who aren’t french…but hungry or rather thirsty for fame, thirsty for that big break, and willing to get naked for free for it…in a “look at my fucking pussy, it is beautiful, women are beautiful objects, showing my body is just celebrating the woman form”…for free…and for perverts…but who cares…when it’s in France, it just seems like what people do… The pics are by David Bellemere, who is a great photographer, he gets all these girls naked, all the time, and not just girls from France, but also girls in America…..and the girls get naked for him because girls get naked for anyone with a camera…especially if they are french, because french people are perverts without actually being labeled perverts, but instead just considered French…an thus passionate…even if they are just perverts… Good excuse to get girls like Elisa…to show the world her pussy…probably for free…because #France. This reminds me of some 80s bikinis shoots I used to jerk off to in the 80s…and I like it. The post Elisa Meliani by David Bellemere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Codie Young Does Jessica Rabbit in a Weird Shoot for UMNO Magazine of the Day

This is just fucking weird.. Her name is CODIE YOUNG She’s Australian… She’s got small tits, big bug eyes, and she’s managed to get cast for this Jessica Rabbit shoot, that I assume is for some of you weirdo Cosplay people who still jerk off to Jessica Rabbit…or girls dressed like Jessica Rabbit, because you’re into cartoons, because cartoons can’t say no to you, and you’re into girls who dress like cartoons, because they get you…. She’s got no tits, which isn’t a bad thing to me, because you see…I like…small tits…but I know if I was to jerk off to Jessica Rabbit, or Jessica Rabbit fetish photos…I’d want silly rabbit sized tits… Yes… Silly rabbit sized tits… Yes… I hate myself, bad puns, shit comedy…and this shoot.. The post Codie Young Does Jessica Rabbit in a Weird Shoot for UMNO Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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