Nicole Neal, Glamour Model, Daddy Issues, Girl smart enough to figure her average looks could get her a bar job, a stripping job, a cam girl following, or on the pages of magazines, all she has to do is show tits. She chose magazines, because magazines lead to husbands, usually pro soccer players, and husbands lead to a retirement plan via her uterus, as long as they are pro soccer players. Not to tear her apart like a psycho in his basement, but her best feature is her side profile of her ass, the rest of her is whatever, even after being photoshopped…. Boring yes, but fun to watch spin. Fact.
Jennifer Hawkins us sine Australian 30 year old who is apparently on TV in Australia, but I can’t confirm or deny that, because the only thing I know about Australia is from some drunk guy in Costa Rica and a bunch of Vegan babes from Instagram, and my conclusion about the country is that it is Canada, with babes who like to get drunk and have fun, but who are most importantly hot, and in abundance, making them not realize they are hot, something that more girls need to pick up on, cuz that insecure shit, thinking you’re hotter than you are shit, makes for shitty fucking sex. That said, here is Jennifer Hawkins modeling shoes, because I figure you guys are into feet and women’s shoes, you know the kind of freak who wears them when he jerks off, or uses them to cum in after jerking off. All around weird. Here are the pics….of her big ass feet. Feet that probably motivated her shoe line, you know to keep them shits covered the fuck up….
Australian critics are calling the sci-fi sequel a “fun ride.” By Kevin P. Sullivan Chris Pine and Zoe Saldana in “Star Trek Into Darkness” Photo: Paramount Pictures
Miley Cyrus is going through a real hard time right now….you know her fiance of a few months, who I assume she was marrying for citizenship purposes, you know to keep the Australian around….since getting married at 12 years old is a horrible idea…unless it is to fuck immigration laws up….so she’s taken her young, fit body and lesbian haircut to some retreat to deal with the pain in her heart now that he’s fled back to Australia….and I’m a little disappointed…I thought her body was better than this…I was expecting a Miley bikini to blow my fucking mind…while the only thing that has blown my mind is coming to terms with the fact that I know anything about her relationship status….I know more about her love life than I do about the size, shape, dimensions of her labia….and that’s fucking weird. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Edward who? Robert Pattinson has made some smart post- Twiligh t choices. After working with David Cronenberg in the memorably weird Cosmopolis , the heartthrob actor has now gone completely off-road for Animal Kingdom director David Michod’s gritty, violent follow-up, The Rover , which is shooting in the unforgiving Australian desert. And judging from this first still from the set, the bedroom-eyed actor’s sparkly vampire days are well behind him. In this shot, Pattinson is oozing blood, not drinking it and looking a little hot under the collar as he is threatened by an even grungier looking Guy Pearce . According to Hey Guys.co.uk , the movie is set in the near future where “a worldwide financial collapse has sent people to the mines of the Australian desert.” Pattinson is described as a “troubled and damaged soul” who’s a member of the gang that has run afoul of the “dark, dangerous and murderous” Pearce. Here’s the official synopsis: Eric (Pearce) has left everything, everyone and every semblance of human kindness behind him when a gang of desperate criminals steals his last possession. Eric sets off on a ruthless mission to track them down, forced along the way to enlist the help of Rey (Pattinson), the naïve and injured junior member of the gang who was left behind in the chaos of the gang’s most recent robbery. The movie is expected to hit theaters in 2014, and it also features the very talented Scoot McNairy who played memorable characters in Killing Them Softly , Argo and Promised Land last year. [ Hey Guys ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Straight from the slums of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011…..Maryna Linchuk, the Belarusian model…who is hot as fuck…has decided to take her fashion modeling to the softcore porn/erotic scene that is marketed as “fashion”….with 25 Magazine …..and I’m glad she did….because I’m glad whenever a model test her model ability…by taking on such intense shoots for the perverts who prefer seeing her topless than seeing her in cheap mid-western underwear. It’s not the first time she’s been TOPLESS …in fact I posted these same pics in February…but I’m in too deep and no one pays attention to me, so I’m doin’ it again….this shit happens all the time to me…so many titties – so hard to keep track of them….
I was invited to go to the Rihanna concert pretty last minute last night…and since i was already drunk….and since I am in love with Rihanna….for some many reasons….starting with her being hot bodied and broken…rich and famous….a rumored child prostitute turned popstar who lets her boyfriend beat her up then runs back to him….who is at the top of her game…. And despite her showing up an hour late, and her inability to actually sing or hold a note, despite being run through auto-tune machinery….she was pretty hot to watch do her dancehall dancing for an hour….I’m talking humping the air, twerking, gyrating, slapping the floor…. I have a feeling she may have had a yeast infection…cuz she kept scratching her vagina….but maybe that’s all part of the show… Either way, I am unapologetic for going, mainly because along with Rihanna being a live action porno movie for my mind…her fans, at least here, are some gutter girls….strippers, fake tits, some with kids, some with boyfriends, all fucking gyrating in the audience along with her….making the whole experience…sexy as fuck…reminding me that Rihanna is the hottest bitch in the game right now…. HERE ARE A BUNCH OF PICS OF HER IN CONCERT FOLLOW THIS LINK
Sophie Turner is a funny story to those of you who have never heard of her…and I am going to assume most of you haven’t…because that’s all part of what makes her story funny…. She’s some Australian who was in law school, but decided that she was too hot for law school, and decided to join a reality show finding what I can assume was the next Glamour Model….but that she likes to call “supermodel competition”….leading her to LA where she got little to no work, was nothing but a bikini body to the paparazzi, and that kept the struggle on until realizing she should go back to law school, cuz this fame shit doesn’t work for everyone…..but she still had the bug….burning in side her…the fire….leading to her self produced twitter pics…and now this shoot with some youtube channel…where she crawls around in her lingerie…for what I can assume she didn’t get pay for…unless you consider someone noticing you…getting paid…and I’m gonna assume she does…
It’s too bad Iggy Azalea blocked me on twitter…after watching her lap dance 2 minutes into this song…I think we could have really built a solid friendship…. I doubt she was a stripper…she’s Australian and probably from the suburbs, but there’s no story in mall rat freestylin’ while buying lattes with your allowance…especially not when you can move to America and re-invent yourself like a chat room on the internet….but at least she’s trying… I’m just bummed it’ll never be in my face, mouth, dick, or fingers….cuz this girl is the kind of girl I’d throw a dollar at….maybe even a stack of dollars….
‘I don’t think that Wayne disrespected the city of Miami,’ N.O.R.E. tells ‘RapFix Live.’ By Rob Markman, with reporting by Sway Calloway Lil Wayne Photo: MTV News
