NINE Australian films took more than $2 million at the box office last year – the first time in more than a decade.

I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day
I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day
I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day
I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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PRINCE WIilliam and Kate Middleton’s morning wedding will be a big bonus for Australian TV audiences.

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First, he injured his eye during a stunt on Oprah. Now, Hugh Jackman has done damaged to a much more sensitive area. While playing cricket in Melbourne and taping a segment for Channel 9’s Australian broadcast of The Ashes Test cricket series, the actor swung at a pitch from professional Shane Warne and, well, see for yourself what transpired. Ouch! Hugh Jackman Groin Shot
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Hugh Jackman Smacks Himself in Crotch
First, he injured his eye during a stunt on Oprah. Now, Hugh Jackman has done damaged to a much more sensitive area. While playing cricket in Melbourne and taping a segment for Channel 9’s Australian broadcast of The Ashes Test cricket series, the actor swung at a pitch from professional Shane Warne and, well, see for yourself what transpired. Ouch! Hugh Jackman Groin Shot
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