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Alison Brie in Vanity Fair of the Day

Alison Brie is some average looking girl, which doesn’t matter because she’s an actress and not a model, and because she has big tits… TV is filled with average looking people, who get a fan base because people are retards and get sucked into the show, they see girls on TV, playing the babe and assume they are the babe…It’s an optical illusion and the same reason you buy shit from infomercials, you pathetic fuck… I prefer when SHE’S DOING WEIRD LESBIAN VIDEOS IN VINTAGE LINGERIE to this mom in a bathing suit hiding her flaws shit… But I guess now that he show is over, she’ll be putting in more effort to get noticed, as the pay checks have dried up… It doesn’t matter…I’m posting it anyway, as a glimpse of what is to come.

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Alison Brie in Vanity Fair of the Day

Helen Flanagan in Some Lingerie for Some Magazine of the Day

I don’t know why I am fascinated by Helen Flanagan’s story…she was a soap star in the UK, who may not have been all that famous but was on TV, which is more famous than most of the girls I follow on Instagram…and instead of pursuing that career…you know since she was already on TV and it would theoretically be easy to get more work in TV…she decided to strip down in magazines and become a Glamour model…something I can’t imagine pays better than being on TV…because I am convinced these girls who are all average looking at best…do it for the attention and stamp of approval that leads to richer and more famous boyfriends…since their public profile is more than what it was when they were just working as a cocktail waitress…but I am not complaining, any reason from Daddy Issues to credit card debt to get a girl half naked is a win for me…

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Helen Flanagan in Some Lingerie for Some Magazine of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Fat Thighs in Leggings of the Day

This just in…Lohan’s thigh in leggings is looking kinda fat..because either she’s got coke bloat like she was Chris Farley…or so many fat coke heads before her…or maybe the medication she’s on has some fat chick side effects….or maybe just maybe she’s sober and taking up eating again…but I don’t care…I would still link every square inch of her, and this weight gain just means there’s more lohan to lick…I mean I’m so into this girl, I’d do it during a herpes outbreak while she’s on her period…I’m a fan….which is probably gross to some of you, but sounds a lot like heaven to me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Nicole Neal for FRONT of the Day

This is a pretty gangster photoshoot…FRONT UK…I mean the lad mags usually have shitty caliber pictures of average looking girls posing like they were in a 1990s shitty calendar or poster for a mechanic’s garage, but this shit is like hipster or hip hop or Terry Richardson…you know almost edgy…almost high concept…and for some reason that makes the average looking girls far more substantial….if only more magazines hired a good photographer to put a little fucking effort in…I mean the average busty girls willing to get naked…would be that much hotter and I’d hate their hustle, despite being topless far less…

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Nicole Neal for FRONT of the Day

Lucy Mecklenburgh See Thru on the Beach of the Day

Lucy Mecklenburgh is some UK chick on some show that gets a lot of attention called The Only Way is Essex, which seems to be about a gang of trashy sluts who want to be Glamour Models, but I could be wrong, because let’s face it, I don’t care enough to find out, what I do care enough about is to stare at her tight body on the beach in a mesh top showing nipples, because let’s face it, I wasn’t breast fed as a child and love all tits, even if they are from the UK, the land of fat, grey skinned girls who make these average looking pussies famous for being hot, even when not hot. Like fucking the least fat girl out of a group of fat girls…if you know what I mean. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Piper Perabo in Loopers Thanks To Korean Pirates of the Day

Coyote Ugly girl is showing off some perky lil titties… rockin’ ass….a dozen years later…because skinny, flat chested woman always grow up to be older girls you’d be willing to fuck…even if the date on their birth certificate makes you want to throw the fuck up….cuz skinny girls generally gain their old lady fat in all the right places…while young girls with their fat in all the right places…just end up fat… This is a bootlegged clip from Loopers that some Korean’s obviously stole…and that I am posting as free advertising for the movie Looper…cuz if there is more of this in it…then it must be worth seeing in the theaters at full price…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Piper-Perabo-Looper.flv

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Piper Perabo in Loopers Thanks To Korean Pirates of the Day

Piper Perabo in Loopers Thanks To Korean Pirates of the Day

Coyote Ugly girl is showing off some perky lil titties… rockin’ ass….a dozen years later…because skinny, flat chested woman always grow up to be older girls you’d be willing to fuck…even if the date on their birth certificate makes you want to throw the fuck up….cuz skinny girls generally gain their old lady fat in all the right places…while young girls with their fat in all the right places…just end up fat… This is a bootlegged clip from Loopers that some Korean’s obviously stole…and that I am posting as free advertising for the movie Looper…cuz if there is more of this in it…then it must be worth seeing in the theaters at full price…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Piper-Perabo-Looper.flv

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Piper Perabo in Loopers Thanks To Korean Pirates of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is Funny of the Day

So Candice Swanepoel’s handlers at Victoria’s Secret who run her instagram…had a funny typo when posting this picture of her either at her fitting…or as a placeholder or excuse to mention her fitting… This is what they wrote: Did my #VSfashionshow fitting today. Amazing how everyone came together after #sandy. #theshowmusthoon @victoriassecret Since you’re an idiot…I laughed because the # The Show Must Ho On….like bitch knows she’s just a half naked prostitute with a great body making millions without having to fuck her way to the top….but by still exploiting herself…even if we are all fucking hookers…her honesty…was lovely…and just more reason to like her.

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Candice Swanepoel is Funny of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is Funny of the Day

So Candice Swanepoel’s handlers at Victoria’s Secret who run her instagram…had a funny typo when posting this picture of her either at her fitting…or as a placeholder or excuse to mention her fitting… This is what they wrote: Did my #VSfashionshow fitting today. Amazing how everyone came together after #sandy. #theshowmusthoon @victoriassecret Since you’re an idiot…I laughed because the # The Show Must Ho On….like bitch knows she’s just a half naked prostitute with a great body making millions without having to fuck her way to the top….but by still exploiting herself…even if we are all fucking hookers…her honesty…was lovely…and just more reason to like her.

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Candice Swanepoel is Funny of the Day

UFC’s Brittney Palmer for FHM of the Day

She’s got a body bro…which makes sense because she’s the “other” ring girl in the UFC…that makes the whole homo-erotic experience a little less homo….cuz you can focus on the bitches between the rounds….instead of the dudes grinding dicks together in submissive holds….all romantic…like the foreplay in a gay porno flick….. Fit and tight…makes an average looking stripper face…seem lovely enough for me….cuz these UFC girls are ex Vegas strippers Dana White recruited while balling out with Saudi money when launching the UFC to make everyone billions…..right?

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UFC’s Brittney Palmer for FHM of the Day