It’s Halloween and the fame whores are ALREADY MILKING IT ….because it is the time of year that they can get coverage for being basic fucking fame whores, with an excuse to dress slutty, even with Halloween a week away… EXAMPLE: Now the Pumpkin patch in LA is the key place for people to be seen by the paparazzi, so if they are there, it’s to be seen….you see they have assistants who can do this for them…and I highly doubt they really care that much about choosing the perfect pumpkin…not to mention…there are pumpkins in every fucking store…so this is an intentional look at her “Lyme Disease”…Canadian…and Tainted by Nickelback tit…overrated teen angst in her 40s tit…because people still love Avril Lavigne and her tits…something I’ll never quite grasp…but can handle looking at her tit..because tits… Sure it’s uneventful, sure it could be an accident, sure it could be she’s not fame whoring or trying to get noticed because she doesn’t miss the days of being relevant and making huge money…sure it may not be a reminder…but I will say with confidence…that this is the best thing she’s ever done..in the history of her life…which isn’t saying much, since her music sucks, but you know what I mean… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Avril Lavigne Pumpkin Patch Tit Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift may have sang about a “Love Story,” but we don’t think this is the sort of happy ending she had in mind. Radar Online has photos of Calvin Harris leaving a Thai massage parlor in LA with a rather satisfied look on his face. Taylor, of course, is currently thousands of miles away, touring the Midwest on her 1989 tour. It’s worth noting that the rub-and-tug Harris sleepily moseyed out of today is the first result that comes up in a Google search for “best Thai massage happy ending.” However, in Calvin’s defense, many of the business’ Yelp reviews come from pissed-off men who did not, uh…find the release that they were looking for. If it turns out Calvin was receiving a full frontal massage, it’ll be the latest in a long line of strikes against a dude who once seemed to be Taylor’s perfect match. Last month, Calvin went off on Zayn Malik in what he probably thought was a chivalrous defense of Taylor’s virtue, but came off more as bizarre temper tantrum. Shortly thereafter, Calvin attacked Avril Lavigne on social media, again because of some perceived slight against Swift. His publicist denies the feud, it’s interesting that Swift brought Lavigne on stage just a few days later to show the world that there’s no bad blood. Calvin Harris: Appropriately tall and blonde Prince Charming, or pervy unenthusiastic hand-job aficionado? You be the judge. View Slideshow: Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris: So in Love!
It is debatable whether Cameron Diaz is one of the hottest actresses, or whether she was one of the hottest actresses….. It is debatable whether Caameron Diaz is a talented actress, but in her defence, acting requires 90 percent ego/confidence and 10 percent ability to not think you’re an asshole playing make-belief. But one thing that is for sure…is that this relationship with a bro, we call them cheese dicks, up on some male Avril Lavigne, was in a band for a minute in the 90s, probably one of the worst bands, that I assume is huge in South American or some reason….makes no sense…. I mean we can assume that his drop crotch pants are to house a massive penis that she is blinded by, or maybe, he’s just a master manipulator, I mean he must be for even having a record label invest in his suburban mall garbage…. But now he’s taken his brainwashing skills to a nice, lean, very successful actress, I’m talking one of the richest actresses around, and he’s tapped into her insecurities and has made her feel secure, like she can trust him old friend… So instead of dating a dot com billionaire, or any exec, who dresses like an adult…and who isn’t using his 10 million dollar or less fortune as a door opener to her fortune….so that he can K-Fed her…only let’s be honest, K-fed had more fucking swag…. She’s married to this, and based on this pic she’s creepily smiling and obsessed with him…like a kid trying to understand a circus clown….only in this case she married him and will probably have his kids… I don’t care when a hot girl, even when she’s old and washed up herself, marries or fucks some clown….I don’t care who or what girls in my actual life put in them….and I don’t care that this is going down…but I do find it intriguing…hilarious…awkward…confusing…but I guess it all boils down to a broken girl…with dreams of real love and a guy who sees a babe and dollar signs who accepts his Paris Hilton parasites…..in this incestuous…celebrity…mental disorder world… The post Cameron Diaz Creepy in Love with a Clown of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Do you ever wish that Lyme Disease was AIDS, or something more terminal and sexually transmitted…and I’m not talking airport talk…I’m talking Avril Lavigne being the fucking worst, embarrassing, 30 year old who thinks she’s a 14 year old mall rat skater from the 90s…who is married to what you’d assume is the single worst thing created in Canada….Nickelback…and although Avril is a girl, and cute enough that I don’t really wish anything too aggressive or violet upon, but her vagina, the one Nickelback pollutes, is a good murder weapon and if she was a martyr, and brought him down for the count, the world would be a better place and she would finally be the source of good…not evil…music…right… The post Avril Lavigne’s Lyme Disease Tits in a Pool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Daria Werbowy is some 30 year old Polish born refugee who was taken in by Canada when she was 3, escaping rationed toilet paper and a life of working the traveling circus or sex trade, but rather chose a life of hockey, maple syrup, Avril Lavigne and Igloo building before being saved by the model industry for being tall and awesome and able to turn her back on Canada like it was Poland, to live the life of luxury that she’s living…and really, I think most people would do the same thing…turn your back on the place that saved you, with my TAX dollars, you unappreciative twat…go live your sugar baby life…doing photoshoots…getting naked and slutty…all because of my people…disgusting…but not overly disgusting that I wouldn’t want her to ride my face, but I would definitely, have a stern talking to her pussy before I dove in…it’s the Canada way to deal with conflict… The post Daria Werbowy For Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think the funniest thing in this interview, is that Jesse Palmer, who is a Montrealer, who was on the Bachelor, and who has been rumored to burn through as many local girl as possible, you know small cities only have one or two people who have been on TV that aren’t hockey players… I guess he’s on Good Morning America…but more importantly, he’s making Avril Lavigne cry about her Lyme Disease, because of her tick ridden tween angst at Hot Topic pussy… I forgot she was married to Nickelback… HEre are pics of her The post Avril Lavigne and Her Lyme Disease Tears for Canadian Bachelor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Adam Levine is an interesting celebrity, because I have never met anyone who says they love, like or even respect Adam Levine. In fact, I’ve only heard the opposite…that people fucking hate him, and it isn’t just my circle of people, who hate everything, but also random people in pharmacies when his songs come on, or random people in grocery stores, or really anywhere…because I guess we all feel violated by that fucking voice…but I guess thanks to THE VOICE, he still exists, still matters, and white trash America or someone, possibly his mom, as you know how Jewish moms are….are buying up his albums, paying the radio to play them… I guess the people have spoken with this sugar bomb / flower bomb / that is probbaly similar to a weekend with the models he fucks…and to the Adam Levine / Avril Lavigne haters…this will bring joy and happiness… The post Adam Levine Gets Flour Bombed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Avril Lavigne announced she’s recording a Christmas album, so we’re offering her suggestions on how she can rework her biggest singles into holiday jams.
Some couples, in Hollywood or the “real” world, are meant to be together. On the flip side, other pairings simply make no darn sense whatsoever. As celebrity gossip publications love to say, stars are JUST like us, and that means at times being attracted to the wrong people, or at least unlikely ones. Here are 17 cases where that was undeniably true … 17 Celebrity Couples That Make No Sense 1. Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis Before becoming Ashton Kutcher’s Baby Mama, Mila Kunis dated Macaulay Culkin…for EIGHT YEARS. Speaking of Ashton… 2. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore View Photo Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore shocked the world when they went public with their relationship. They shocked us even further by discussing their very interesting and involved family dynamics with her ex Bruce Willis. 3. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes View Photo Everything about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ marriage screamed publicity stunt until she divorced him, but hey, at least she got to wear heels. 4. Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison View Photo In a very May-December romance, Courtney Stodden married Doug Hutchison, then 51, when she was only 16 years old. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Katy Perry and Russell Brand View Photo We’re not quite sure what Katy Perry saw in Russell Brand that moved her to marry him, but their union lasted less than a year. 6. Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent View Photo Seems like Chelsea Handler knows her way around a lollipop. She dated 50 Cent for nearly a year. 7. Woody Allen and Soon Yi Previn View Photo Woody Allen and Soon Yi Previn have been together for over 20 years, but she was sort of his daughter so it’s super weird. 8. Jessica Simpson and John Mayer View Photo Jessica Simpson and John Mayer actually look great together, but she’s way not cerebral enough for him. He once said she was addictive, like “crack cocaine.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley Words cannot adequately describe how bizarre Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley’s marriage felt to the world. 10. Kieran Culkin and Emma Stone Before Emma Stone moved on to Spider-man, she dated Kieran Culkin. Those Culkin boys know how to get the hotties! 11. Juliette Lewis and Brad Pitt Perhaps the strangest of Brad Pitt’s high-profile relationships was his 4-year run with Juliette Lewis. 12. Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney View Photo The ultimate in WTF, Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney seem like complete opposites, but if opposites really DO attract then maybe that explains this totally weird coupling. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne View Photo A wannabe reality star and a wannabe rocker. Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne were a match made in wannabe Heaven. 14. Olivier Sarkozy and Mary-Kate Olsen View Photo Now THIS is a weird May-December romance that kind of grosses us out. (At least Courtney Stodden has that whole “attention whore” thing going for her…) Mary-Kate Olsen is engaged to Olivier Sarkozy which just SCREAMS “Daddy Issues.” 15. Trace Cyrus and Brenda Song View Photo Feather-tattoo faced Trace Cyrus was romantically linked to Disney channel sweetheart Brenda Song. And speaking of the Cyrus family… 16. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth View Photo We’re so glad Liam Hemsworth realized he could do way better (and way less crazy) than Miley Cyrus. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Alanis Morrisette and Ryan Reynolds The only thing Alanis Morrisette and Ryan Reynolds seem to have in common is that they’re both Canadian. The End. Up Next: ” 17 Celebrity Couples That Make No Sense .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… It’s just human nature sometimes. We can totally relate. Who’s to say what attracts people to each other? Primal instinct? Money? Fame? Whatever it is, when you’re fixated on someone, no one can stop it. Inexplicable romantic urges are as old as time, and not unique to celebrity culture, but you do wonder if any of these duos would connect as non-celebs. Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio make for perhaps the most obvious, recent example. No way those two are actually dating, we thought. We were wrong. Of course, some seemingly unorthodox pairings go on to prove us wrong. Whatever you think of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, they make it work. When those two got together, we were as skeptical as anyone, despite their mutual adoration for themselves, their looks, and doing anything to get attention. Now, they’re married with a little girl. They clearly love each other as much as they love to tweet photos of Kim Kardashian nude . Who are we to judge?! Others aren’t so lucky or long-lasting. Some of the relationships we’ve seen come and go are pretty bizarre, and not just because of things like age differences. Scratch your heads along with us in the gallery above.
