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Sofia Vergara Can’t Hide The Lady Lumps

I’ve been posting a lot of pictures of Latina MILF Sofia Vergara recently, I can get a little repetitive sometimes, but that’s only because I like her plump lady lumps so much. I actually watched a scene from her show the other day in super slow motion, she was running around in a sexy dress and high heels, thank God for the nerd who invented the DVR. My girlfriend wasn’t too pleased. I don’t bitch when she watches Zales commercials in slow motion. I’m not falling for it.

Amanda Seyfried’s Got A Big Box

Here’s Amanda Seyfried in some sexy little short shorts over the weekend struggling to keep her giant box from falling out all over the street. She can barely get her hands around that big box of hers. Don’t worry, I’m aware just how childish and immature these jokes are, I’m not a complete moron, but I am a pretty immature male who writes about asses and boobs all day long so I doubt you expected anything less from me. Enjoy. more pictures of Amanda Seyfried here

Sofia Vergara’s Incredible MILF Booty

I don’t think I need to tell you guys just how hot Sofia Vergara is, but put the Latina MILF in a pair of incredible tights and a slightly see through top and we’ve got ourselves a winner. Here she is doing something somewhere over the weekend, who can keep track of this crap, but she’s showing off some of her hotness so who cares. I still can’t get over the fact that her douche seems to be constantly wearing the same lame blue golf shirt. Is this a thing now? Are all kinds of a-holes walking around in dad golf shirts getting the hottest pieces of tail? I think I’m out of touch. more pictures of Sofia Vergara here

Sofia Vergara’s Sexy Booty Flash

Here’s super latina MILF Sofia Vergara giving us a little peek at her tasty booty while getting off the escalator the other day. I’m alright with this, not the greatest ass shot, but I’ll take whatever I can get to be honest. That’s the same douche in the same stupid golf shirt we saw her with the other day, what a son of a bitch. Sofia’s ass needs a spanking if you ask me, I’ll go put on my rubber spanking outfit.

Christina Aguilera’s Chubcakes Are Golden

Earlier today I posted some pictures of Christina Aguilera in which she seemed to be putting on a few pounds right before our eyes, her legs looked like they could take down a small mule. So I thought I’d give her another chance by posting some shots of her in her nicest evening gown at the Golden Globes last night. Sadly, she’s still fat. Is she preggers? I must be out of the loop. Anyhow, the only upside to someone like Christina putting on a few dozen pounds is that, at least in the beginning, it all goes to the chest area and I’m all for it. After that, it’s a slippery slope. Enjoy it while you can.

Sofia Vergara’s Cleavage Is Golden Perfect

I guarantee some of the lesser celebrity blogs out there are killing themselves with a boatload of Golden Globe comments when referring to all the breasts from last night’s show, but I’m not going to stoop to that level. Even if Sofia Vergara’s beautiful boobs are staring me in the face like a couple of plump, round, perfectly tanned orbs, damn it, I’m not going to do it. I love this lady and if I knew what the spanish word for motorboat was, I think I might have a chance with her. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara Is Quality Colombian Product

I can’t get over how hot Sofia Vergara is, that accent, those curves and that amazing Colombian rack get me every time. Here she is at some sort of event the other night looking awesome. This is some Colombian product I would love to get caught with stuffed in my pants. Did that joke make sense? I think it would be better if she was the one smuggling me somewhere, she could hide me in her bra or something. Anyhow, you guys know what I mean. Enjoy. more pictures of Sofia Vergara here

The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Pictures

Nicole Scherzinger’s Tightly Wrapped Package

I’m not afraid to say that I’m in love with Nicole Scherzinger’s hot tight mocha skinned body, I want to cover it in whipped cream and dig in. Here she is posing for the cameras at some sort of event sponsored by Audi or outside an Audi dealership, in which case she seems a little over dressed. Either way she looks fan freaking tabulous. She looks like she’s dressed up as a sexy birthday gift, and it’s not even my birthday. I want to unwrapped this one with my teeth.

Lisa Rinna’s MILF-ish Bikini Body

If you were looking for a hard bodied MILF with big fat lips breasts, you’ve come to the right place. Here’s former (fill in whatever she used to be famous for) star Lisa Rinna casually hanging out in her bikini on the beach completely unaware that there are any cameras around. Do you buy that? I didn’t think so. I don’t really give a crap that these are staged and probably taken by her publicist, I just like watching MILF boobs bounce around on the beach. Enjoy.