For some reason Bryana Holly here still hasn’t responded to any of my Twitter sex tape proposals , which is weird, because I even said please and everything. Hm, maybe I should’ve added a cherry on top too. Anyway, while I try to figure out where I went wrong, here’s another awesome bikini photoshoot from the super-hottie. Although this isn’t making the wait any easier on me. Oh well, enjoy. » view all 31 photos
Lindsay Lohan and Terry Richardson are friends, I mean that is if people in Hollywood actually have friends, which I doubt, since they are surrounded by a bunch of using assholes who just make money off of them, including their own parents, at least in Lohan’s case…but you know superficial friends, to superficial people, are just as good as any kind of friends….everyone lets you down in the end, like these pics Terry took of Lohan, the delicate angel filled with face fillers and BOTOX…that are so fucking tame, don’t exploit her awesome implants we’ve all seen in movies and in Playboy, in what makes me wonder why they even hung out together in the first place…maybe to remind us all things just aren’t what they were and a new regime is about to take over…at least that’s how I interpret this, but maybe I’m just looking into things a little too much…but boring pics do that to me. This is some tired, rehab, or AA meeting in a church basement shit…not fun at all…WHERE’S THE FUCKING SMUT….
American Apparel wants you to buy their skirts. It also wants you to get a detailed look at what’s underneath in the case of one particular model. Yes, the picture below is from the American Apparel website, not a blog dedicated to upskirt photos, and it’s supposed to advertise their miniskirt line. Just when you thought you’d seen everything. We’re all of a sudden seeing the merit in the Target Photoshop fail that gave their model a rhombus vagina. If the alternative is this … airbrush it up, Targe. 7 American Apparel “Fashion” Must-Haves Open Slideshow 1. American Apparel Upskirt Classy marketing right here by American Apparel. That’s a nice looking piece of … fabric. View As List 1. American Apparel Upskirt Classy marketing right here by American Apparel. That’s a nice looking piece of … fabric. 2. American Apparel Pencil Jean! Bounce into this Pencil Jean from American Apparel! Bounce, bounce, bounce … 3. American Apparel Thong Ad (Censored) American Apparel’s classic thong ad. We had to censor the fact that you can see part of the nice model’s orifice here. 4. American Apparel Mannequin This American Apparel mannequin makes quite the hairy impression. Check out her crotch, people 5. Wet T-Shirt Check out this wet t-shirt by American Apparel. It’s not actually wet, of course. Just looks like it. 6. Vagina Shirt Check out this awesome vagina shirt from American Apparel. There appears to be some menstruating going on. 7. Jacky O’Shaughnessy Picture Jacky O’Shaughnessy is a 62-year old lingerie model. She poses here for American Apparel. This company’s website also has a GIF of a topless woman jumping up and down as she struggles to get into jeans (click above for that image too). It’s also the brand that brought you menstruating vagina t-shirts and other classics, so we’re not sure why this surprises us even a little bit at this point. Still, one would think there has to be another way, even another overtly sexual way, to showcase the skirt that doesn’t involve a girl bending over . If the goal is to market the skirt as an item you can easily wear for pervy upskirt pics and/or convenient sex in a public park, mission accomplished. If their goal is to get us to post about how American Apparel has officially reached a new low in its quest for to be edgy, then job well done there as well. Never mind. They win. But seriously, who’s gonna buy this. Discuss.
See, now this is what I hate about this damn never-ending winter: it means we’ve still got a few more weeks of pictures like these ones of Helen Flanagan walking around with her awesome body all covered up. Enough of this crap, it needs to heat up stat so we can start seeing hotties like Helen going for a stroll in tank tops and booty shorts again. Either that or she just needs to move somewhere warm, like my bedroom. I’m willing to turn the heat up as much as my mom lets me. She’s very particular about the thermostat. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com
Unfortunately, it looks like my dream of making Stacy Keibler my future ex-wife isn’t looking too good these days, because now that she’s married and all, that lucky bastard will probably get to beat me to it. Oh well. I guess I’ll just have to drown my sorrows the same way I always have, by drooling over pictures of Stacy’s perfect stems. And since misery loves company, feel free to join me. Photos: FameFlynet
If all you saw of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year was the cover and a few Kate Upton pictures , then you missed out on something pretty big: getting introduced to busty blonde bombshell and SI Rookie Hannah Ferguson . But since it’s always better late than never, I figured I’d give you guys a second chance with this awesome lingerie photoshoot. And according to my Instagram creeping, Hannah’s not only pretty fit and takes great selfies , she also twerks it better than Miley Cyrus . I think I’m in love. » view all 25 photos
So despite my awesome research skills, I haven’t really been able to find out much of anything about Brazilian model Danni Lima here, who’s supposedly just been crowned Miss Carnival 2014 in Dublin. In fact, I’m starting to think they just made this whole thing up to get the tattooed hottie to pose for some sexy pictures for them. In which case, I just have one thing to say: these guys are geniuses! Why didn’t I think of that? Photos: WENN.com
No surprises here, but looks like Playboy model Anais Zanotti is back posing for more bikini pictures at the beach again. And yes, somehow she’s in an even tinier bikini than last time . In fact, I can’t even show you guys the full view without busting out those black censor bars. Which is a shame, because that’s definitely Anais’ best angle. That said, at least she’s also doing an actual photoshoot here instead of just faking one for the paps, so I appreciate the honesty. And since we’re all being honest, I’m going to stop pretending that I care about Anais’ average face and just keep enjoying her awesome body. Photos: Fameflynet
For a 53-year-old bird, Rita Rusic is giving us a pretty impressive view of her old lady funbags at the beach. I still don’t know much about her but according to Wiki she’s a Croatian singer, actress and producer. In other words, she’s most likely unemployed and was married to some rich dude at one time. Tough life!
Breaking news, everybody: Helen Flanagan is no longer my favorite busty blonde model! And no, it’s not because Kate Upton finally agreed to go on a date with me, or anything crazy like that. As you can see, it’s because now Helen’s become my favorite busty redhead. I’m not sure why she made the change, but as long as she keeps up with the awesome lingerie pictures, I don’t care what color her hair is, Helen will always be my favorite busty [fill-in-the-blank].