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Elizabeth Hasselbeck is Porn to Me of the Day

Sure, Elizaebeth looks a little bit like a clown or monster coming to steal your babies, but there’s something about her, that probably has something to do with me falling in love with her when she was a shoe designer for Adidas on Survivor, because seeing bitches weak, starving and willing to do anything for a cracker, I get excited enough to watch her on TV as often as my neighbor lets me sit on his couch, which is at least 2 times a week and bitch drives me crazy. She’s got a sick body for a mom of 3, her views on the world are nice, wholesome and white bread, despite the world knowing to get knocked up with 3 kids, it takes some dirty sex with your pro football husband. It’s like she’s the grown up version of the popular, clean, wholesome ,hot girl at school with a panty-on rule, and I fucking love it…. Pics via Fame

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Cut Out Our Hearts with Your Valentine’s Day Horror Stories

Yeah, Valentine’s Day sucks, but this year we’re not hating on it . Instead, we’re going to ask you to tell us all your terrible tales of lovesickness that revolve around February 14th. For the best (worst?) there is a prize! You should know the drill by now, since we did this for Thanksgiving and Christmas . Go to the comments section below and leave us your tale of woe. While the holiday tales centered mostly around fucked up families, we expect these to be more about relationships and the people we choose to treat us like shit! This is completely new territory. If you have one of these stories, you probably already know it, but we’re looking for that time you got stood up by your long-stand crush for a Valentine’s date, when you got dumped by your no-good ex just as you were about to give him an expensive present, or when you got food poisoning from some day-old chocolate and ended up puking all over the girl who you thought was going to be the mother of your babies. Tales of the desperate things we do to get over VD-related loneliness are completely acceptable and entirely encouraged. We love a good “relationship gone bad” story, but these have to be centered around the holiday (at least tangentially). Now get in the comments and share, share, share! We’re going to declare our winner on Monday, so that leaves time for you to leave your fresh new stories on Sunday night before you cry yourselves to sleep on your lonely, lonely pillow. If we choo-choo-choose you as the winner, you will get $50 in credit to your favorite dating website ( Standard Contest Rules apply). That’s like six months on Manhunt. (Not that, ahem, I would know) Now put on some Joy Division and get in the comments. Share your pain with the world and we will help you find a whole new someone to take out that pain on. See, we’re here for you! [ Image via Mark Sebastian’s Flickr ]

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Tila Tequila Threatens Haitian Orphans with Adoption

The people of Haiti really need your help. Because thousands of homes have been destroyed and countless lives lost? Yes, absolutely.

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Sarah & Bristol Palin Push Pro-Life Message In New In Touch

In Touch , the magazine known for stories like “Brad Moves Out,” “Brad’s Moving Out,” and “Brad Feels Trapped,” changed directions this week: The cover features Sarah and Bristol Palin , holding babies, with the cover line: “We’re Glad We Chose Life.” Inside, there’s the headline: “Our Babies Brought Us Closer.” In Touch conducted an “exclusive interview” at the Palin home in Wasilla, Alaska on January 10. “Sarah and Bristol Plopped down on the teenager’s bed and opened up about the joys and challenges of raising Tripp and Trig, who turns 2 in April,” the copy reads. The seven-page story mainly focuses on the two women raising kids, and what it’s like for Bristol to be a single, teenage mother

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New Moms For The New Year

We take a look back at our favorite celebrity moms who welcomed a little bundle of joy in 2009. Kourtney Kardashian and Gisele Bundchen are getting into the swing of things with babies born just this December

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Mila Kunis Is Super Cute In h Magazine

There’s nothing all that exciting about these pictures of Mila Kunis in h magazine, but I’ve always found her to be one of the cutest women in Hollywood so I’m putting her up. Is she still banging the Home Alone kid

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Season’s Greetings: A Very Octomom Christmas

The Kardashians know about krys for attention, but their Khristmas Kard can’t even front on Octomom, the hardest-working unemployed baby pimp in Cali.

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‘Hills’ Finale: Kristin And Justin Bobby Make It Official, Heidi Not Pregnant

Brody Jenner contemplates his feelings for Kristin while Audrina says a final goodbye to her ex.

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‘City’ Star Whitney Port Is ‘Taking The Positive’ From Season Finale

Aspiring designer cites ‘goofing off’ with BFF Roxy as her favorite moments of the past season. By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Christina Garibaldi Whitney Port Photo: Nick Neofiditis/ MTV News NEW YORK — Whitney Port has grown a lot over the past season of “The City.” She changed jobs, picked up a new roommate and made strides toward getting her clothing line off the ground. Out of all the bad dates, sketchy boyfriends and frienemies, the moments that stand out to the star most are the ones she spent with bestie and co-worker Roxy.

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Janet Jackson Blames Doctor For Michael’s Death

‘I think he’s responsible,’ Jackson says of Dr. Conrad Murray in an upcoming ABC interview. By Gil Kaufman Janet Jackson (file) Photo: John Shearer/ WireImage Add Janet Jackson to the chorus of Jackson family members who believe Michael Jackson ‘s June death involved some nefarious activity.

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