I guess Kendall Jenner is in Love Magazine again. I figure they just did a photoshoot with all the girls from their Advent Calendar last fall, that they’ll release over the year in their magazine, because why bother coordinating with these people when you get them for a day to do the one cool thing the magazine does every year…. So get the social media whore to show up, milk the social media whore, feed into her rich kid ego, and hopefully she’ll plug you on social media so your company gets more followers and becomes higher profile.. That’s the only reason people are working with her, she’s not that hot, I can’t imagine she’s that good, because everything she does is shit, but peeople follow her bullshit…so latch the fuck onto it when you can like Love Magazine is doing….it’s good for business…some young spoiled rich kid…overrated slut is good for fucking business. What a joke.. The post Kendall Jenner Sluts Up for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Steven Klein is the photographer behind this Selena Gomez on the beach, in bikini, pushing her tits together…or as I like to call her – Dying of Lupus – possibly getting Chemotherapy as she likes to tell people….maybe even in these pics…because that’s the level of extreme her Chemo is…you know the kind that doesn’t make you feel sick, call in sick and allows you to drink and party like you’re not even sick…but when said…sounds so intense, scary….dramatic… I think he’s trolling us, because he went so aggressive on the filters or coloring he did in the pics, it’s gotta be his artistic prank on us all saying, fuck you instagram for replacing our work, our lives, our jobs…you know a parody, a shut the fuck up, because he’s a huge photographer and knows how to take a pic… This is definitely his fuck you to the industry, and what better way than to use Selena Gomez in a bikini to make people mad… It’s like chill the fuck out on this filtering…we want nice images not fucking clown colors…it’s annoying…but the world fucking loves the shitty cartoon-like coloring…so he’ll give us fucking filters…which in and of itself is substantially more interesting that this bottom feeder Selena Gomez in a bikini…trying to be slutty. Other than that, it’s a great fucking shoot…best of the year…other than the filters that are on purpose and kind of funny and I guess other than Selena, it has a vibe of authenticity, especially with the paparazzi in the background of one of the pics…more real, so we know it’s a fashion shoot and it feels like a Behind the Scenes, which is where the internet is taking us…to one giant documentary of each other…rather than fake bullshit staged crappy commercial stock image looking bullshit pictures with faces beautified so hard bitch looks like a cartoon….they break the fourth wall…so I dig it…because I prefer real…even with one of the most fake of bitches…but I don’t dick it…because I don’t want lupus dick… The post Selena Gomez Sluts Up for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner Featured On Two Covers Of New Issue Of Interview Magazine I’m way flashier on Instagram and Snapchat because I feel like that’s what people want to see and that’s what I’ve always done, so I’m not going to stop. People want to see my cars and my purses…But that’s so not me. KYLIE JENNER Who the hell IS Kylie Jenner ? From what she tells Interview Magazine , she’s NOTHING like she portrays. Materialistic? Not Kylizzle: What I think is so amazing about having everything, and feeling like I have everything, is that I don’t really find happiness within materialistic things. Like, it’s cool if I can buy myself a new car, and I think it’s amazing for a week, but then the thrill is over, and I’m like, “Oh, so I guess that wasn’t really happiness.” I’ve realized through the years that I just find happiness in other things, whether it’s my dogs or my friends or, like, looking at the sunset. So if I were to wish for something else, it would just to be happy all the time, to have a superpower of not letting things affect me, and to be true to who I am, always. She’s NOT going to be attending any commencement ceremonies: I’m not going to college. I have done everything to prepare for college, so if I wanted to in the future, I could go at any time. But I’m not planning on going anytime soon. [voice heard in the background] Kim just said, “Good girl!” She’s VERY concerned about what people are saying about her: I have, like, a problem. [laughs] I wake up every morning at, like, seven or eight because I think that there’s a bad story about me, and I have to check. My worst fear is waking up and finding something bad about me on the internet. You can read the rest of the interview (no pun) here . In the meantime, you HAVE to hit the flip side and peep this crazy azz photo shoot! Images via Steven Klein
Poor Amb… Amber Rose Blasts GQ Magazine Amber Rose is apparently steaming mad at GQ magazine for their latest profile on her that she thinks “dumbs her down.” The Slut Walk haver took to IG to blast the mag yesterday for their “Amber Rose: How To Be A Bad B***” piece that she says painted her as only Kanye’s ex and Wiz Khalifa’s baby mama. Well damn. To Amber’s point, the GQ article does mention Kanye and Wiz a whoooole lot and they’ve even dubbed her the “most famous girlfriend in rap history”… Let’s get this out of the way: Amber Rose is the most famous girlfriend in rap history. She went from the streets of South Philly to the stripper pole to the background of music videos to Kanye’s arm, where she stayed for two of the most turbulent years of his career—the period following his mother’s death in 2007, and the ambivalent reception to his post-Graduation follow-up, 808s & Heartbreak—all while becoming an object of fascination and lust among music fans and gossip blogs. Rose was in the audience watching in proud exasperation as West stormed the stage during Taylor Swift’s VMA acceptance speech, and she was along for the disastrous media tour that followed. She was by his side as he went into self-imposed exile from the press. She was with him as he masterminded his own redemption story on My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, an album that rendered the demise of their borderline-pornographic relationship in hi-def. She has seen some shit. She has definitely heard some s***. but they also talk about her book “How To Be A Bad B*tch”… The announcement of How to Be a Bad B*** probably sent a chill up the spine of Rose’s exes, West especially. But with every round of editing the book went through, she slashed more and more angry material. In the final result, she carefully avoids naming names and digging too deeply into her romantic life. This surely means the book won’t sell as well as it could, but for Rose, it’s worth the tradeoff. She’s constantly walking the line between using her past to lift her to new places and pretending it never happened. “I’ve worked so hard, and I’m still building,” she says. “And I don’t want no one’s name associated with me.” and slut shaming. When Rose gets to talking, she gets to smoking, which leads to preaching. She still has at least one thing in common with West. “I’m a motivational speaker,” she says, and it’s hard to tell exactly how serious she is. A little bit, at least: In recent months, she’s given a college lecture, where she tried to reframe the idea of female sexuality to impressionable young men. Here by the pool, she gives me the monologue: I know before you guys got in here, you had conversations with your friends, like: “Why would I go listen to Amber talk? She’s only famous because she f***ed Kanye…who the f*** wants to listen to her?” “It’s a fair point,” she admits. “I get it. But now that you’re here, we’re gonna really talk about slut shaming. I really want you guys to sit down and think about the act that your mother had to do with your father in order to have you. Really, fully understand that your mother is a sexual being. Is she a ho?” Do you think GQ was wrong to label Amber Kanye’s ex and Wiz Khalifa’s baby mama???
Hilarious Background Images That Ruined Pictures It’s always good practice to make sure you check your backgrounds before posting pics on the ‘net. Next thing you know, you’ll have what looks like a wiener all up in the videos. And you don’t want that. These people fell victim to the hiccups and hilarity ensued. Continue reading →
As you’ve probably heard by now, Lamar Odom was found unconscious in his VIP suite at the Love Ranch brothel in Nevada. The 35-year-old former NBA star remains in a coma in a Las Vegas hospital, and sadly, it looks as though he’ll never regain consciousness. Lamar Odom Pill-Popping Video Doctors believe Odom suffered a drug overdose brought about by binging on alcohol, cocaine, opiates and Reload – an “herbal Viagra supplement” that had recently been recalled by the FDA. Now, Radar Online has obtained security footage from the Love Ranch that purportedly shows Odom partying with hookers and popping pills that are most likely Reload. Insiders say the slumped figure in the background is Odom. The footage was reportedly taken at about 5:30 pm the day before he lapsed into a coma. In the video, a woman in the foreground prepares shots and chasers and brings them to Odom, leading many to believe that he used liquor to swallow his pills. Radar Online and other outlets who have analyzed the footage claim that Odom can be seen reaching into a small plastic bag full of pills and removing several capsules, though due to the quality of the video, it’s difficult to tell exactly what he’s doing. Yesterday, Odom was declared brain dead , and medical experts believe it is only a matter of time before he passes away. We’ll have updates on this tragic story as more information becomes available. View Slideshow: Lamar Odom: In Thoughts, Prayers of Stars Everywhere
Nikki Mudarris and Mally Mall Sex Tape Leaks While one Love & Hip Hop Hollywood couple is celebrating the announcement of their brand-new baby on the way , another is getting exposed in the baby-making process. A shaky cell-phone video that shows what appears to be a recently-reconciled for the moment Mally Mall and Nikki Baby getting it in while Future’s “Thought It Was A Drought” blares in the background. Unfortunately, the camera never pans down far enough for us to see if Mally Mall is indeed rocking a pair of Gucci Flip Flops while deep in the throes of Nikki’s…um, passion. Nikki seems pretty proud of her latest film release: The footage is only about a minute and a half long, and you never see Mally’s face — though you DO see some…other stuff. Needless to say this video is not even close to being safe for work. But CLICK HERE if you’re grown and interested in taking a peek. Well Nikki is super proud of those inflated cakes and she is promoting a lingerie line. Maybe this tape can only help her out??? Instagram
Apparently there’s a fire alarm going off in the background at this Taylor Swift concert, where Taylor Swift decided to show the world and her fans just how terrified she is… The highlight of the video, probably know her red lips that look silly, but instead her mom or friend yelling at her to get dressed to which she says she’s in a robe and covered….meaning that despite being a safe, boring, over exposed while not being exposed at all bitch, she’s actually got genitals…. But I guess we kind of already knew that, thanks to the whole fucking every dude to get material for her shitty, commercial, very successful, pretty much top of the charts, besides Beiber because we have no taste as a people, but she just pretends it’s love, and not filling herself up to cum to get through life…. The post Taylor Swift’s Fire Alarm Scare of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
HEre’s a weird pic of Selena Gomez, looking likg Kylie Jenner, because I guess the hormones in the food are making these under 25 year olds look like they have crazy waist to hip ratios, that I guess are caused by waist training harnesses, and/or FACETUNE app…we’re onto you..but not the way I’d want to be onto her…this leopard print panty shit is exciting, especially to the girl in the background taking pics of Selena as she takes pics of herself in this self-aware, selfie obsessed, document everything so we don’t need to use our brain to remember….but I’m far more interested in the friend’s vantage point, I mean who cares about this view…and I still haven’t figured out how this isn’t Kylie Jenner…I guess take the lead from what people seem to be into and ride it like the puppet you are… Next time, let’s aim for more crotch shot.. The post Selena Gomez Panty Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lucy Hale is probably the least Pretty Little Liar, that I assume is a teen show about sex in high school, but that I could be wrong about, because I don’t watch the show, but if I wrote the show, this would be the substitute teacher some of the boys want to fuck, because she’s hot for 40…and not one of the high school students because she looks 40.. This is a shoot for V magazine, because everyone wants to be fashion, and fashion wants to feature anyone who is a huge fucking star, because it’s good for business and social media following, that they can use to sell better ad campaigns with… So they sexed this thing up, it worked, and I relate to the creeper creeping in the background, because that’s usually my roll in most sexual encounters…often times from across the street with binoculars…because I’m a pervert… Does this put Lucy Hale on the map? I don’t know, but I like when all girls get semi-slutty, even the one who wasn’t cast for Springbreakers when all her friends were, probably because of the whole looking 40 thing… Who cares. Apparently I do because I posted it…but that’s just an illustion…I don’t know what else to do with myself…I’m in a prison I built myself and this is part of it…we call it internet purgatory. The highlight of these pics is Shay Mitchell, her co-star’s bikini selfie… The post Lucy Hale Creeper Creeping on her in V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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