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Pink is the Least Glamorous Person to do Glamour of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She’s like some rough neck bitch you’d expect to find wrestling dudes in the backyard at the trailer park, and by wrestling I mean raping them. You know, just a rugged, masculine, arm wrestling beauty, who likes strap-ons and peeing in urinals as much as the next penis hating dyke. A penis hating dyke, in a dress, being a lady for a magazine of the day….and I feel some of you on the fence fags like it, cuz she’s the gateway girl to what you really want.

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Eva Longeria is On the Beach in a Bikini Of the Day

Posted on March 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eva Longoria is on the beach in South America…where I guess thickness is accepted…cuz girl is finally channeling some of her Mexican roots…something she’s been trying to oppress all these years from pretending her parents weren’t border jumpers….to growing up in white neighborhoods where she dyed her hair blonde and pretended she was just Tanned…never inviting anyone over to their fiesta for fear they would tease the goat in the backyard…..to hiring Mexican migrants to staff her house…but genetics…genetics can’t be fought off…if you let yourself got…and that’s why she’s starting to look like a typical Middle aged mexican woman from a tiny village who makes the best corn tortillas around for her 12 kids…..and if you’ve ever been to Mexico or an Authentic mexican restaurant…you know what I’m saying…. FOLLOW THIS LONK

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Here’s David Lynch’s NSFW, Barely Watchable Music Video for ‘Crazy Clown Time’

Posted on April 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

David Lynch has debuted the video for the title track of his album Crazy Clown Time , a thoroughly sick, depraved, tuneless, NSFW, barely watchable/listenable seven-minute romp through the filmmaker-cum-songwriter’s mental miasma. It’s the most literal-minded music video I’ve ever seen, which, with lines about pouring beer on people and lighting one’s hair aflame and running around the backyard, makes for some arresting imagery. As in, I almost can’t believe Lynch made this without getting arrested. Anyway. It’s no ” Firecracker ,” but what is? [via The Playlist ]

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Don’t Worry, Everybody, Sunny Leone is Shooting Jism After All

Posted on January 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jism 2 , that is. Sunny Leone ‘s starring role in the Bollywood horror flick was rumored to be in jeopardy after her porn-star past was revealed in the Indian press, but now the film’s director, Pooja Bhatt, says that it’s going to be Sunny in Mumbai after all: ” It can now be yelled from the rooftop that Jism 2 is Sunny Leone and Sunny Leone is Jism 2. I took a long time to finalize the lead because somewhere something didn’t feel right. And then I found her in my backyard while watching TV*, ” he told reporters yesterday. We thought that porn experience would help you get cast in a movie called Jism 2 , but hey, what do we know? Production on Jism 2 begins this March in India, and with a name like Jism 2, you bet we’ll be following the story here on the Mr. Skin blog. You’ll get a rise, son, when you check out the breast of Sunny Leone right here at MrSkin.com! *Bhatt is referring to Sunny’s stint on Bigg Boss , the Indian version of Big Brother

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Bossip Exclusive: Did Thirsty Dancer Ci-Error Get Knifed Up In Her Quest To Look More Feminine???

Posted on January 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some folks will go to desperate lengths to cure their loneliness! Yes Ci-Ci we’re talking about YOU. For years Ci-Ci has been watching from the sidelines as her friends have had their pick of Hollywood actors, platinum-selling rappers and producers and All Star ballers and athletes, while she’s been stuck being cheated on or played to the left by every guy she’s let into her life (Hello 50 Cent! Hello Amar’e Stoudemire! Hello Bow Wow!). Well it seems the self-conscious singer finally decided to do something about her troubles. She went to see a plastic surgeon. Bossip can exclusively confirm that Ciara has started taking the first steps towards a more feminine transformation by getting cheek fillers! You can see some of the effects in recent photos of Ci Ci at a recent charity celebrity bowling event hosted by Chris Paul. We feel bad for Ci-Ci. She’s way too be young to start effin’ around with her face. Doesn’t she know if someone really loves her that her mannish features will be beautiful to him??? Keep clicking for more photos of CiCi at the bowling event.

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Another Day, Another Cheeky Display From Miss Mya Thickummm Thighs On Fiyah!

Posted on January 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mya brought her Backyard Band to party in Las Vegas this weekend. The thick thighed singer brought her talents to Rain Nightclub inside the Palms to host another event. More pictures on the flip

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Ashlee Simpson Not Wearing Pants of the Day

Posted on November 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Aslee Simpson is at the level of fame where I write she’s not wearing pants, and the video or picture next to it is of her fisting herself listening to a Jessica Simpson medley of song, because Jessica Simpson is what made her, from the shitty albums, to the lip syncing…to pretty much everything she’s ever done….including the Fall Out Boy dude who knocked her up…..and really she only stayed in the media because it was fun to mock Jessica Simpson cuz Ashlee had everything she wanted….the younger sister was married, was skinny, had a baby…all things that Jessica couldn’t get as she got fatter and fatter…and now that she’s pregnant, with some K-Fed of her own….Ashlee Simpson just doesn’t matter… She just looks like a lesbian with a pointy nose out to buy organic food or some shit…and that’s BORING. She needs to learn how to make pantsless better….

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Sophie Monk For No Real Reason of the Day

Posted on November 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The most amazing thing in this Sophie Monk character, besides from the fact that she has a vagina capable of eating a snowsuit and giving her cameltoe, is that she’s probably got more money than all of you…and that’s a testament to just how shitty hollywood, because garbage men offer better service to the world, you know leave a better impact than most celebrities, so you can only assume that a raccoon eating garbage out of your backyard, does more for the world that Sophie Monk, yet she’s better paid for her trash… Unless of course it is hush money from the Good Charlotte sister, cuz she likely has dirty on him and can ruin him. Who cares. I prefer her in her shitty low level embarrassing joke movies that pay her more that most people make in a year….where she shows tit…but seeing her useless at the airport works for me too

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Ashley Mattingly Sexy Football Fun

Posted on November 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Playboy playmate Ashley Mattingly trying her best to look sporty while she throws a football around the backyard. Obviously she throws like a girl, she won’t be making her way to the lingerie football league any time soon, but she looks pretty sexy doing it. I like the way she’s squeezing that football between her thighs. Hot. I never thought I’d be this jealous of an inanimate object. Bastard!

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Rachel Bilson Covered Up on Set of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re anything like me, seeing bitches walking around their house in their housecoat from a distance, through branches, and windows and sometimes a telephoto lens is totally porn to me… That’s why seeing Bilson that kidnapped who sympathizes with her kidnapper like she was that bitch from Nevada who lived in the backyard, hiding her tame fully clothed self for no real reason works for me. Not that it matters, she has a hot little outfit on, showing hot little tits and that’s what this is all about….cuz she’s normally boring as fuck…unless she’s getting paid…in which case we get these fetish pics. Yay. Whore.

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