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Kris Jenner to Scott Disick: Stop Sucking!

The day after Keeping Up with the Kardashians set an E! ratings record with 4.8 million viewers, Kris Jenner spoke to the network that made her family famous and focused on the unit’s most obvious black sheep: Scott Disick. The mother of Khloe and Kim Kardashian has made her feelings on Kourtney’s baby daddy clear, often mocking his status as an “entrepreneur” and urging Scott to find something he’s “passionate about.” You know, like feeding your children unhealthy weight loss supplements . “I want someone who’s dedicated to Kourtney and the baby, who has something to get up for every day – not just get up and go get a tan in the backyard,” Kris told E! News.”It’s not just success monetarily. It’s finding something you love to do. I’m as hard on Rob as I am on Scott. I set the bar really high and expect a lot out of my kids.” The show finished filming over nine months ago and Jenner says “a lot’s happened since.” This would include the raising of Mason Dash, Scott and Kourtney’s adorable son. Kris adds that “when you date one of my kids, you date all of us” and she means that literally: no way you’re taking anyone in that family out on a date without signing an E! contract.

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Kris Jenner to Scott Disick: Stop Sucking!

Penis Tree

A rotted tree carved into the shape of a giant erect penis in the backyard of a home in Tempe, Arizona has outraged some neighbors. [Editor's Note: What a great idea.] View

Catweed!

If you really wanted your cats to be happy, you'd grow catweed in your backyard. Because you know if you're drooling (see 1:01), then that's some goooood shit

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Catweed!

House Haunted By Tortured Souls Of Current Residents

It’s said that sometimes a skeleton-like dog can be seen lurking around the backyard, looking for food that isn’t there.

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Falcon Did It For the Show of the Day

This is amazing. I was on Twitter ripping into this whole Falcon and the Balloon bullshit especially when I found out that they were on the show Wife Swap, you know weirdos addicted to fame, who staged this to get all over the media, making them far more clever than I am, but also making them fucking criminals who wasted resources with rescue people and the army and a whole lot of fucking airtime when real issues were going the fuck on. I have seen better lies when strippers tell me they love me

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/ballon_boy_CNN_scam.flv

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Falcon Did It For the Show of the Day

Ashley Greene Bikini Pics Are Doin The Rounds of the Day

Ashley Greene is some bitch from Jacksonville Florida, or what I call the land of opportunity and if you’re a loser who is not a 13 year old girl but into the same things as 13 year old girls, you will know her from the Twilight movies…. Truth is that being into the same thing as 13 year old girls isn’t that bad of strategy to get laid. If you get into what 13 year olds are into now, it gives you something to talk about now, planting the seed and developing a bit of a friendship so that by the time they turn 18 they’ll be willing to sleep with you because you’ve been such a cool, involved, personable neighbor all these years….

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2010 Hooters Catalog Preview of the Day

I like to think I have a refined palate, you know one that has traveled the world tasting the best foods each nation has to offer and on that journey that is my life, I have come across Hooters and although the concept was seemingly genius, you know busty chicks in booty shorts serving me food, until seeing that none of them were hot and girls at downtown bars and restaurants dress sluttier than those trashy suburban Hooters costumes.

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2010 Hooters Catalog Preview of the Day

Esti Ginzborg Israeli Bikini Model in a Bikini in Israel of the Day

Her name is Esit Ginzborg and she is an Israeli model who was recently in Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. So she’s young and up and coming and she spends her life in a bikini on the beaches of Tel Aviv and she looks pretty hot to me.

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Esti Ginzborg Israeli Bikini Model in a Bikini in Israel of the Day

Chimpanzee Cares for Puma Cub

Since orphaned puma cub Sierra turned up at the zoo, Anjana (the chimp) has helped her human carers with all the feeding, cuddling and chasing duties. All together now… awwwww

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Soleil Moon Frye Brings Back Punky Brewster

To celebrate her 1 million followers, Soleil Moon Frye dressed up as Punky Brewster on UStream and made everyone watching feel really, really old.

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Soleil Moon Frye Brings Back Punky Brewster