Charlotte McKinney barely exists, she never was actually famous, it was a fake follower, use some of her dad’s money he doesn’t pay tax on because he’s from the Bahamas, how convenient, and in jewelry vending, also convenient, and build that audience in Florida…that you trick some rich guy you meet at a party and distract with your tits into thinking you are hot – and next thing you know – you’re on Dancing with the Stars… A literal ZERO on the popularity charts, not even TRENDING on instagram, she may have done one shoot that didn’t even count as a shoot for Guess? and on fucking TV…as TV scrambled to tap into the social media market without knowing anything about it.. Well, now her big tits have another big friend, her big pussy, that’s eating her pants…pretty much the most she’s accomplished in recent years…since the scam worked out for her…you know…she exists. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Pussy Eats her Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kurt Eichenwald is a political commentator who’s best known for his ability to be liked by no one. Actually, that’s not fair. Eichenwald is best known for butting heads with bow tie enthusiast and noted wedgie target Tucker Carlson, one of the few people on the planet who might be more loathed than Kurt. It doesn’t matter if you lean left or right in your political views, Eichenwald and Carlson both suck out loud, and they’ve both devoted their sad careers to Mad Maxing their ways across the post-apocalyptic media hellscape created by Roger Ailes. We know, we know: You clicked on a headline about tentacle porn, and we’re boring you with a feud between two middle-aged, basic cable sad sacks who probably put their number of Twitter followers on their resumes. The reason we bring up the Eichenwald-Carlson feud is because it came to a head today in hilarious fashion when we learned that one of them likes to crank it to the sight of comely cartoon chicks having their way with horny sea creatures. You see, Eichenwald was in the process of accusing Carlson followers of sending him anti-Semitic flyers (even though he’s not Jewish) in order to intimidate him. To prove it, he posted this screenshot: “Since being on your show, I get things like this a lot, most always from ppl mentioning u,” Eichenwald tweeted, along with the pic. “Ur the Julius Streicher of Fox,” he added, referring to the publisher of an anti-Semitic newspaper. Inflammatory stuff. But it was quickly overshadowed by something that has little to do with politics and everything to do with Kurt’s love of sexy, girl-on-squid action. Twitter quickly noticed that one of the open tabs on Eichenwald’s computer reads “B-Chiku,” referring to a type of animated tentacle porn. Rather than just copping to getting off on octo-sex, Kurt offered an unlikely explanation involving … his entire family? “Sigh. Ok, I’m a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that ‘tentacle porn’ existed,” Eichenwald tweeted. “I tried to find some to show her it was real. But I couldn’t find any – & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.” He added: “No one hacked my account. We were searching to prove to my wife tentacle porn exists … I’ve got nothing left to say about this. Believe what I say or dont. Think my family has odd conversations (we do) or don’t. So it goes.” View Slideshow: 18 Funniest Fathers on Twitter It’s worth noting that Eichenwald’s kids are grown … but still. So we guess Carlson wins the day? That said, we’re sure he’d prefer that his victory didn’t involve tentacle porn.
Kim Kardashian has sent both a message to Kanye West and a message to the couple’s critics as well. She’s killed two birds with one stone. Or addressed two issues with one Instagram entry, one might say instead. To celebrate Kanye’s 40th birthday, the reality star and the rapper jetted off to the Bahamas last week, enjoying a lot of tequila and seemingly having a blast. Insiders said it was such a nice vacation that Kim and Kanye never even wanted to return home. Today, meanwhile, marks West’s actual milestone birthday, as he came into the world on June 8, 1977. In honor of the occasion and in honor of her husband, Kardashian shared the photo above of her and her man, along with the following caption: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABE! I KNOW YOU’RE NOT ON SOCIAL MEDIA ANYMORE, SO YOU’RE NOT GONNA SEE IT ANYWAY — AND I’M GOING TO BE WITH YOU TO TELL YOU! BUT IF I DON’T POST IT, THEN ALL THE STORIES WILL START SO… I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! That’s pretty well played, actually. For several weeks, mostly toward the end of 2016 and the beginning of 2017, divorce rumors swirled around Kimye. The report cited Kim getting robbed at gunpoint in Paris and West having a mental breakdown just a month or so later and how these events traumatized both parties. They were both dealing with the kinds of personal issues that no one else could really relate to. As a result, distance formed. Communication lessened. There was a period of time in January where we really did think a divorce was imminent. Heck, as recently as March, headlines such as THIS ONE were all over the Internet. Sources told In Touch Weekly this spring that not only were Kim and Kanye dealing with their own sh-t, but West was also pissed over the way Kardashian exploited her robbery on her reality show. Which is true. A great deal of Season 13 was dedicated to Kim dealing with the aftermath of this awful event. “Kim didn’t want to file while Kanye was having serious mental health problems, because that obviously would have been very tough for him to deal with,” the tabloid wrote in March. Added this source at the time: “[Now] Kim knows the time is finally right for her to leave Kanye. She’s been talking to her lawyer, and divorce papers have been drawn up.” That never happened, of course. But we did wonder back then why neither Kardashian nor West said a single word about the rumors. “Right now, things look very tough for their marriage ,” reported Radar Online mere weeks ago. And yet still… nothing from Kim, someone who spends nearly every waking second on social media or the Internet. Why didn’t she simply shoot these reports down? Was it because there was some truth to them at the time? That’s our best guess. We’re guessing that Kim and Kanye really were at a bad place for awhile. Did this mean that divorce was a legitimate option? We may never know. But now they’ve moved past it. Now they’ve found common ground and now they are totally in love all over again. Hence why Kim finally made a crack about those break-up rumors in her birthday mesage. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: 19 Reasons Why She Isn’t That Terrible Speaking of which…. happy birthday, Kanye West!!!! Can you get us a gift for the occasion and go on another classic rant? PLEASE?!?
So far, The Bachelor spoilers have been deadly accurate. In terms of which women advance each week, and other details, just spot on. Will that trend continue Monday night? For The Bachelor star Nick Viall, it's coming down to the wire, with only six women left headed into this week, and just four roses to give. Just four weeks remain before The Bachelor winner is revealed, but we're now just hours away from learning Nick Viall's final four officially. By the end of the episode, The Bachelor Season 21 Episode 7 to be exact, Nick will reveal who he'll be going on a a hometown date with. Obviously, to make it this far in the process, all six of the women have built up a real connection with the 36-year-old franchise staple. With Corinne Olympios and Vanessa Grimaldi looking like the favorites to make the finale right now, that leaves four women and two roses. (Of course, that doesn't mean Corinne or Vanessa won't be eliminated either … we're just basing that on spoilers, and on the obvious.) Basically, it would be near impossible to see either one getting the axe before a hometown date. Some of the remaining others, though? Over the course of the interminable two-hour installment on ABC, three lucky women reportedly score a one-on-one date with Nick tonight. Those ladies are Rachel Lindsay Danielle M., and Vanessa. That gives them a huge leg up on the competition, while Corinne, Kristina and Raven Gates must battle it out on one final group date. From what we're hearing, one elimination will take place during the group date, while one woman's one-on-one date will be her last. Will The Bachelor spoilers be proven right as usual? Time, and rose ceremonies in the Bahamas, in the girls’ hometowns, and in Finland (overnight dates plus final rose ceremony) will tell. You can bet there will be twists, turns and drama, though, from Nick questioning the process itself to the women growing more desperate. Just how desperate are they willing to get here? Check out the promo below to see the lengths one woman will go to in crunch time in order to make sure she gets to bring Nick home. You'll never guess who, or what she does. Never.
Kim Zolciak and Brielle Biermann are at very different stages of their life, but they have one important thing in common … … a deep love of revealing selfies! Kim posted the photo above over the weekend, along with a lenghty caption describing her love for her favorite “look.” “Sooooo unless I’m working … filming I mean or entertaining guests I wear this EVERY SINGLE DAY!” Kim wrote. “The second I can I put this hot little number on I do! I have worn this ‘look’ for 5 years ever since I was pregnant with Kj! “Thx to La Perla for the comfy pants, UGG for my comfy yet can leave the house in them slippers and ATM tanks (rolling the tank up for ya to make it a little sexier! #LetsNotForgetMyRobe #ThatsMyFavoriteAccessory I know how much my girls enjoy this look.” Usually when a celeb gushes about an item of clothing like this, it means they’re endorsing something. We’d say that’s the case here, but if Kim is hocking some particular item, she’s doing a horrendous job. Is this an advertisement for … tank tops? Robes? Tell us what we’re supposed to be buying, Kim! There’s no such confusion with Brielle who makes it perfectly clear what we’re supposed to be focused on: her ass! Yes, Brielle is selling nothing but herself, and for that, we thank her. Brielle is dating Michael Kopech , a minor league pitcher with the Boston Red Sox farm team, and it seems the two of them recently took a pre-holiday vacation to the Bahamas. Most importantly, the trip offered an opportunity for some off-season Brielle bikini pics. When you have the kind of money and time that Brielle does, you can just chase summer all over the globe. View Slideshow: Brielle Zolciak: Photos of Instagram’s Hottest New Star! It’s not the kind of lifestyle that most minor league pitchers lead, so Michael has lucked out in more ways than one. Not only does he get to live a lavish lifestyle, he gets to do so in the company of #DatAss. We might be a bit confused about Kim’s selfie, but we know exactly how to feel about Brielle and Michael’s Instagram pages: jealous!
Kim Zolciak and Brielle Biermann are at very different stages of their life, but they have one important thing in common … … a deep love of revealing selfies! Kim posted the photo above over the weekend, along with a lenghty caption describing her love for her favorite “look.” “Sooooo unless I’m working … filming I mean or entertaining guests I wear this EVERY SINGLE DAY!” Kim wrote. “The second I can I put this hot little number on I do! I have worn this ‘look’ for 5 years ever since I was pregnant with Kj! “Thx to La Perla for the comfy pants, UGG for my comfy yet can leave the house in them slippers and ATM tanks (rolling the tank up for ya to make it a little sexier! #LetsNotForgetMyRobe #ThatsMyFavoriteAccessory I know how much my girls enjoy this look.” Usually when a celeb gushes about an item of clothing like this, it means they’re endorsing something. We’d say that’s the case here, but if Kim is hocking some particular item, she’s doing a horrendous job. Is this an advertisement for … tank tops? Robes? Tell us what we’re supposed to be buying, Kim! There’s no such confusion with Brielle who makes it perfectly clear what we’re supposed to be focused on: her ass! Yes, Brielle is selling nothing but herself, and for that, we thank her. Brielle is dating Michael Kopech , a minor league pitcher with the Boston Red Sox farm team, and it seems the two of them recently took a pre-holiday vacation to the Bahamas. Most importantly, the trip offered an opportunity for some off-season Brielle bikini pics. When you have the kind of money and time that Brielle does, you can just chase summer all over the globe. View Slideshow: Brielle Zolciak: Photos of Instagram’s Hottest New Star! It’s not the kind of lifestyle that most minor league pitchers lead, so Michael has lucked out in more ways than one. Not only does he get to live a lavish lifestyle, he gets to do so in the company of #DatAss. We might be a bit confused about Kim’s selfie, but we know exactly how to feel about Brielle and Michael’s Instagram pages: jealous!
I guess J-Lo plays a dyke cop with big tits on TV, unless sh’s just another crazy rich girl who thinks she can be anything – and has taken upon herself to join the force to patrol the streets in effort to find something of actual substance in her vapid bullshit pop star pushing 50 existence…e Maybe this is actually some kind of J.Lo midlife crisis where she’s reverted back to Jenny from the Block and her childhood cop dreams…because sometimes when you have everything, you get weird and Nostalgic and turn into a Dyke…especially when your relationship to a 20 year old twink who is only with you cuz you’re J.Lo and he can supress his inner faggot until it runs its course and he cashes in…it’s better than being a rent boy on the street corner…plus this old bitch is busy, plenty of time to sneak dick in to AIDS up the place… I guess what I am saying is the great thing about J.Lo is her ability to slut…even when she is a bull Dyke…talent…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lopez Tits in a Bra of of the Deay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney is Malibu Barbie, where she calls the paparazzi to come take pics of her in bikinis to keep her name in the media, since she’s pretty much irrelevant….but relevant enough to use those big tits to get to some decision makers in Hollywood…or at least to get in their beds at their Malibu retreats…while their wives’ are back in Beverly Hills fucking the pool boy…or tennis pro…or her vegan spiritual leader…ridiculous… Charlotte McKinney seems like a typical, cheesy, horseface girl…who has a rich tax evading dad who sells diamonds in the bahamas…all spoiled, pretentious, into Paris Hilton quality “high end” over priced shit…but for some reason, I just see a bootleg hooters girl… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney has a pretty busted face, but she also has a dream…a dream to be the celebrated tits her dad and all his friends stared at at the family pool…you know because they are absurd…tits that all the boys in her high school obsessed over….you know because they are absurd….tits that could distract every dude from a horse face…allowing them to focus on what is important tit tits….tits that because every dude was distracted by the face – would just tell her how hot her tits are…giving her the confidence to be an internet sugar baby to maintain her lifestyle her Bahamas tax evading dad gave her… The nice thing about it is that these whores congregate together because they only work a day a month – less in Charlotte’s case because she already peaked…and no one gives a fuck about her or her tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Looking Rough of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jennifer Lawrence decided to finally bring it…you know tap into what she is best known for…getting half naked on the internet… I know people are distracted by the constant blockbuster movies she’s in, the constant Oscar nominations, the celebrity…the insane delusional commentary about pay equity and the awkward stumbling, scene causing, super famous but perfectly fucking average super star. Spitting out water with big tits in a bikini is a solid reminder of the glory days of celebrity blogging…back when it mattered…before social Media made it irrelevant… I don’t give a fuck about Jennifer Lawrence but bikinis are bikinis…and at least it’s not her BFF Amy Schumer…because that would be fucking terrifying…. But not as Terrifying as this being the biggest story of the day…..other than Kim Kardashian who is more famous than Jennifer Lawrence, probably makes more money than Jennifer Lawrence, and is unfortunately less dumpy than Jennifer Lawrence…which annoys me because I expect hotter bodies out of the really fucking famous top tier A Listers… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
