It is funny how when you’re a teenage hearthrob 20 years ago, you still manage to land decent lookin, much younger than you pussy today.

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Corey Feldman Still Gets Pussy of the Day
It is funny how when you’re a teenage hearthrob 20 years ago, you still manage to land decent lookin, much younger than you pussy today.

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Corey Feldman Still Gets Pussy of the Day
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Tagged balcony, being-the-only, corey feldman, park, perfect-vantage, Pictures, place-on-earth, tits, unrequited-love, weird-military
I feel like I need to counteract how saccharine this is with some macho posturing, so I will fight anyone who makes fun of me for posting this. Also, Awwwwwwww. [ via ] Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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Tagged almost-beats, balcony, concert, concert-footage, judge, links, little-guy, little-too, macho-posturing, makes-fun, portugal, really-enjoy, will-fight
Mayoral candidate Ben Konop is heckled at a press conference by a guy sitting on his balcony. It almost beats Portugal's reaction to Nickelback … almost. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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Tagged almost-beats, balcony, concert-footage, dress-got, konop, little-guy, mayoral, press-conference, really-enjoy, swing, the-swing, turns-out
She’s supposed to be labeled the new Elle Macpherson, somehting I think only really has to do with her being from Australia and has nothing to do with her body, not that I’d really know, considering she’s wearing a fucking snuggie, you know the fashion forward ones with pinstripes, horizontal stripes or polka dots. The only almost hot thing about this shit is trying to look up her skirt while she stands on her balcony, but it’s kinda not as rewarding as seeing a bitch on a balcony in real life, you know where you can angle yourself appropriately enough to see cunt, or camp outside waiting until night falls to sneak into her apartment building to throw “I know where you live” but you don’t know who I am and I have garden tools and a mask on- surprise party…

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Cheyenne Tozzi is Some Australian Model of the Day
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Tagged Australia, balcony, camp-outside, her-apartment, Lindsay Lohan, really-know, research, research-topic, study-groups, tongue