Amid reports that she may be rekindling a romance with Chris Brown , a svelte Rihanna hit the beach in her native Barbados, without a care in the world. Without much covering her up, too, it turned out. Hanging out with her little brother at the time, the star was in a family-oriented mood, but certain images that resulted from her romp in the sea were anything but. Rihanna’s orange bikini turned transparent in the water. Take a look: Rihanna makes a splash in the Caribbean. She may be bad, but she’s perfectly good at it, and if Rihanna pictures like these surface as a result, we doubt many people will be complaining too loud. [Photos: Fame Pictures]
Hilary Duff is fucking hot when pregnant…I have no idea what’s going to happen when the first child rips her fucking insides out, leaving her with a prolapsed anus, 50 pounds of excess baby weird, a stretched apart stomach…but I do know she’ll be good for fisting. Anyway, take all this Hilary Duff in, cuz based on the size of her she may have the new year’s baby…..a job I always wish I had…but never did cuz my whore mother got knocked up 4 months too late…. 2012 is both the end of the world and the end of Hilary Duff’s vagina….
Rihanna is in Barbados, frolicking around in a bikini, pissing off the locals because she’s done nothing for the island except leave shitty tips when the people she went to school with serve her cocktails on the beach, or pick up her used maxi-pads off the floor of her white person hotel room……. I know people from Barbados….they all hate the bitch…and it probably isn’t because of the way she looks in a bikini, or the way she molests her little brother, or the way she got famous through being a hooker…but it very well could be…
I wonder how many of the hottest Bajan bitches wait for the week Simon Cowell come’s visit his house…only to parade around like this for the motherfucker in hopes he makes a Rihanna out of them….cuz you know if Rihanna can do it with her shitty body and minimal talent with Jay-Z….these bitches can do it better….So they do the only thing they know how….stalk him hard, approach him, fuck him if he’s not too busy with Seacrest inside him, and hope for the best…luckily the paparazzi documented it because without seeing this…we’d all be worse off or maybe it’s the other way around….and this is useless information that none of us ever need to know….but I do know if you go to Barbados you need to pretend to be a record exect….but unfortunately, Bajan women don’t ever look like this…making this whole post a waste of time….pretty much like every post before it…that’s my life work. Deal with it…
In case you haven’t seen the new Rihanna featuring Calvin Harris “We Found Love” video…that is obviously slutty…because that’s all Rihanna, or as I like to call her, the sexiest woman of 2011 according to Esquire magazine because she paid them off in efforts of re-branding herself as a sex symbol, knows…because it is something she was raised on, at least according to the Barbados jet ski operator who once told me when we met in a bar here that she was a teen prostitute to men from the UK, like Barbados has a Thailand underworld….Now I can’t prove that, but it would explain why someone with as little talent as her would make it… Not that it matters, I love sluts and here’s the video, in honor of all the music videos I once jerked off to, before the internet…. Keep the smut coming …..cuz when it comes…so do we… To See The Video FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here’s Rihanna staying relevant by tapping into her roots…and I’m not talking her “island” roots…you know all Caribbean and hot dancing you’d see at your local Caribbean …more sexed up than boring Americans….I’m talking the local rumors, cuz I know people in Barbados, who say she was a 13 year old prositute seducing tourists at Karaoke bars on the island…which led to her career…It’s all speculation, but with moves like that, it’s gotta come for years of experience…and I’m glad this is being exposed to her teen fans, making school dances way better than they were when I was in school….Good work Rihanna. You’re a hero. Here’s the video….
Those sneaky Knowles-Carters apparently enjoyed themselves an early getaway a week before BeyBey showed her baby bump to the world. The couple snuck off to Barbados by private jet for a week to stay in a private villa at The Sands, an exclusive property in St. James on the island’s west coast. Here’s a lil more info about the property : This elite gated community, the Sands, is located in Saint James. The Sands is an exclusive luxury compound adjacent to the wondrous Sandy Lane Beach and is made up of eight super-size luxury villas. The houses range from 8,000 to 9,500 square feet of living space in addition to private terraces and communal areas outdoors. These opulent residences are magical throughout with vaulted ceilings, spiral staircases, marble floors, and the decorative touch of various internationally renowned interior decorators. Lucky residents of these deluxe single-family mansions also tap into all the amenities of the five-star Sandy Lane Hotel , including the Tom Fazio-designed Green Monkey championship golf course, year round. The Sands is among the most elegant properties ever built in Barbados. Sounds fancy… Who needs a suite when you can rent a whole 9,000 sq. ft. mansion? Check out some photos of the Sands when you continue.
Another day, another sex tape, this time supposedly starring Rihanna and rapper J. Cole. Word on the street is that there’s a sex tape for sale which shows the “Rude Boy” singer and J.Cole getting it in! Those who saw the screen shots confirmed that the woman with the fiery red hair looks a lot like a certain someone. And get this… J Cole recently lost his cell phone, so you already know. On a recent brief hiatus from her “Loud” world tour Rihanna joined both J. Cole and Trey Songz in Barbados as Cole was on the island to shoot his music video for his next single “Can’t Get Enough.” If you recall J. Cole took Cee Lo’s place on Rihanna’s “Loud” tour after Cee Lo pulled out of the tour. Cee Lo Leaves Rihanna Tour, Including Chastain Show Rihanna Gets Wet In Barbados [PHOTOS] WTF: Rihanna Humps A 60 Year Old White Man [PHOTOS] Is Nicki Minaj Moving In With Rihanna? What Is Rihanna Smoking?! [PHOTO]
