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Kylie Jenner’s Fat Ass on Snapchat of the Day

There are two schools of feminist thought on Kylie Jenner and the Kardashians and their whoring. Some feminists hate them and think they are using feminism as a cheap tactic to basically turn themselves into clickbait. “Dudes like sluts, be a slut, people will notice, call it empowerment”… While other say that they are actually doing good for feminism, because in this patriarchy, a feminist must use the tool to empower herself, while nudity being one of those tools. But based on their faces, their pictures, their content, their general brand and vibe…nothing they do is authentic…they are plastic, painted on, vapid and superficial bullshit… Where even the 18 year old, who is rumored to be pregnant with her black boyfriend their wrote into the “reality” show…is a puppet to their money making egomaniac insanity… But I’ll still look at her fat ass being spread or bend over into fuck position in a tight dress, even if that ass looks like it was made in their basement plastic surgery fat transplant studio and even if I’ve seen her in person and she looks like a 40 year old with random meat stapled to her face…because I’ve had sex with and even jerked off to weird shit…you see being online since 1995..coupled with being a creepy dirtbag…fully absorbed in this shit…has taken me to weird places… That’s not to say I could jerk off to this. But I can watch her whoring…whatever the feminist spin, knowing she’s tainting the youth through sluttery. A good thing for those of you who like sluts…because the patriarchy will always win or some shit. Here is the insane cover of Paper Magazine featuring the clown version of her… I hate feeding into these idiots – but here’s the sister with the white babies – in a bikini K The post Kylie Jenner’s Fat Ass on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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School Blues: Is Your Child Being Treated And Graded Fairly?

After a particularly frustrating week with some the teaching staff at my son’s school, I happened to stumble upon a short video titled “The System of Racial Inequality.” In this just over 60 second soundbyte, a white woman, Tilman Smith, who has experience in the education system, pretty much confirmed my greatest concern with a certain race of teacher and my son. Her brief dialogue was alarming when describing the way white teachers tend to judge children based simply on race of school-aged black boys in particular. Smith gave an example and explained how white teachers would think highly of an “animated and cheeky” white boy in the class, label him “smart” and would all but dismiss his behavior because, “boys will be boys.” On the other hand, however, if a black child in the class displayed the same behavior she wouldn’t be so quick to think his “animated and cheeky” demeanor is smart but instead would raise an eyebrow and take mental note that, “I might need to keep an eye on him…” [ MadameNoire ] Would You Get A Tattoo At Whole Foods? American supermarket chain specializing in organic food, Whole Foods, is getting expanding their business portfolio this year. According to Bloomberg, the companies Co-Chief Executive Officer Walter Robb is looking to appeal to millennial, “budget-conscious shoppers.” This initiative also includes a new line of lower-priced grocery stores 365 by Whole Foods Market. “There’s a number of smaller-store competitors out there that are doing a nice job,” Robb told Bloomberg. “We don’t see any reason why we can’t go participate in that part of the market as well with our 365 by Whole Foods offer — it’s going to be unique.” Unique is definitely the word to explain this announcement. The Whole Foods website states, “Friends of 365 may be any type of business — from food and drinks to fashion, body care products, record shops and tattoo parlors, inside 365 stores and on its outdoor patios… [ MadameNoire ] Future To Be Musical Guest On Saturday Night Live In March Future‘s 2015 was was a top notch but his 2016 may be even better. The Atlanta rapper will be the musical guest on Saturday Night Live on March. Another win for the “Jumpman” rapper is his latest album, EVOL, landing at no. 1 on the Billboard album chart. That would be his third numero uno album in just over six months. One hiccup in Future’s flow is getting sued for $15M by his baby mama Ciara, though. Jonah Hill will be the host while Future will hold down musical guest duties on SNL on March 5. [ HipHopWired ] Wyclef Jean Drops Priceless Gems On The 20th Anniversary Of The Fugees’ ‘The Score’ [ Vibe ] Kanye West: $53 Million Is Accurate But It’s NOT Debt [ TMZ ] 7 Black Business And Tech Professionals Who Are Changing The Game [ HuffingtonPost ] Oprah Winfrey Shows Off 30-Pound Weight Loss In New Photo [ StarPulse ]

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Coupled Up: Rob Kardashian Goes All Out For Blac Chyna On Their First Valentine’s Day

Blac Rob Celebrate Their First Valentine’s Day Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian killed any breakup rumblings on Valentine’s Day when she took to social media to share several of the sweet trinkets he gifted her with. Both Chyna and Rob shared some pretty funny photos on the gram…. They actually seems like they would click based on their humor. Hit the flip to find out how Rob spoiled his lady on Valentine’s Day. Instagram

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Elizabeth Banks Celebrates 1 Million Folowers of the Day

Elizabeth Banks is old. She was a nothing actress for many years, but is now the billionaire who put together, produced, starred in Pitch Perfect…..making her one of the more powerful women in comedy or hollywood comedy…the Judd Apatow with a pussy… Well she hit her 1,000,000 follower mark on instagram, because celebrities are instagram models too, and their relevance is based on their following, making the actual instagram models more and more obsolete…. To celebrate her 1,000,000 fans like a thirsty bitch would celebrate, she grabbed her tit, mocking Kendall..because why not laugh at whoring, but subtly whoring…..even though she’s in her 50s and shouldn’t even know what a Kendall Jenner is.. This was the status: “1M followers deserve a @kendalljenner inspired boob hold photo as a HUGE THANKS. Unfortunately I am at #Sundance under lots of clothes and couldn’t quite get it out. #itsthethoughtthatcounts I LOVE YOU ALL.” The post Elizabeth Banks Celebrates 1 Million Folowers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Banks Celebrates 1 Million Folowers of the Day

Elizabeth Banks is old. She was a nothing actress for many years, but is now the billionaire who put together, produced, starred in Pitch Perfect…..making her one of the more powerful women in comedy or hollywood comedy…the Judd Apatow with a pussy… Well she hit her 1,000,000 follower mark on instagram, because celebrities are instagram models too, and their relevance is based on their following, making the actual instagram models more and more obsolete…. To celebrate her 1,000,000 fans like a thirsty bitch would celebrate, she grabbed her tit, mocking Kendall..because why not laugh at whoring, but subtly whoring…..even though she’s in her 50s and shouldn’t even know what a Kendall Jenner is.. This was the status: “1M followers deserve a @kendalljenner inspired boob hold photo as a HUGE THANKS. Unfortunately I am at #Sundance under lots of clothes and couldn’t quite get it out. #itsthethoughtthatcounts I LOVE YOU ALL.” The post Elizabeth Banks Celebrates 1 Million Folowers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Leah Messer SHADES Unnamed Lover, Hears it From Twitter

Troubled Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer took a telling, passive-aggressive SHOT on Twitter that quickly caused an uproar among fans. As she gears up for her court date with Corey Simms , she spoke someone who was creating issues, and she’s not happy with them: “You can’t run from the issues YOU created…. #JustSaying.” Leah didn’t name her first ex-husband Corey Simms, with whom she is battling for custody of her six-year-old daughters, in the Tweet. It’s possible, though unlikely, that she was directing it at her second ex-husband Jeremy Calvert, with whom she’s been on better terms. She’s also dating T.R. Dues – and was even rumored to be cheating on T.R. Dues with Jeremy Calvert – so there’s yet another possibility. The most logical target for that Leah’s latest salvo seems like Simms, however, and regardless, people on Twitter weren’t impressed. Considering all she’s done in the last several years, fans felt Messer’s comment was ironic at best … and brazenly hypocritical at worst. “Says the serial cheater, who can’t parent her kids with out been high on pills,” wrote one fan, taking the Teen Mom 2 star to task. Added another: “You cried that your husband left you for no reason because you can’t admit that you cheated on him multiple times.” Others were even more harsh: “You’re such a hypocrite. You went to REHAB for drugs but you told everyone it was therapy for anxiety.” If you watch Teen Mom 2 online , you know that Leah has been accused of cheating on Jeremy with her former boyfriend, Robbie Kidd. Then, she admitted hooking up with Simms  one time in his truck while her ex-hubby was married to his current wife, Miranda Patterson. Frequent drug rumors haven’t helped her reputation, either. Simms and Calvert have both spoken out about her addiction issues, and Messer recently lost primary custody of her kids with Corey. She’s been fighting him hard in court, but it looks like she has a ways to go in terms of repairing her image in the court of public opinion. View Slideshow: Leah Messer Bad Parenting Excuse Hall of Fame

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SNL’s NAILS "The Bachelor" Parody – Watch!

If you're a fan of The Bachelor – and most especially if you're not – you will laugh your junk off at  Saturday Night Live's  hilarious take on the “reality” show. Entitled “Bland Man,” a jab at this season's (like most seasons) bachelor Ben Higgins' generic good looks and equally generic personality, the show's tagline sums it all up perfectly: “One very bland man, 25 long-haired women. Who will he choose to be his bride?” The sketch takes us through a series of one-on-ones with “Dan” (played by Taran Killam) and the would-be brides, each interrupting another's conversation in true  Bachelor  fashion with, “Can I steal him for a sec?” The ladies reference the outlandish “dates” they go on, such as “taking a hot air balloon with the cast of Chicago Fire” and “going to your old high school and watching you cry.” Cecily Strong mimics this year's Lace as The Crazy One, getting irate over nothing then apologizing with:  “Sorry I got mad, that's not me. Well, it is me, but I'm doing a bad job hiding it.”  There's even a shout out to Olivia's “fat toes” fiasco . Aidy Bryant's character emotionally confesses: “I have to be completely honest with you. I have one enormous toe. Like, it's so big, and I've been so self-conscious about it my entire life. I need you to see it.” She then produces a toe the size of Houston, causing Dan to scream out in horror. Possibly the best line came from Sasheer Zamata. After Dan asks her to tell him about herself, she responds with this gem: “Well, I'm the black one.” It's an obvious jab to the show's tradition of an all-white cast spiced up with one token minority to avoid public backlash. The reason this sketch is so funny is because it's not far off from what really happens on  The Bachelor . Hand-picking 25 women based on their likelihood to cause drama, forcing them to live together then pitting them against one another in an array of contrived, sensationalized situations in order to “win” a groom is comedy in and of itself. Watch below:

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Drake and Amber Rose: Dating?!

We can’t say we saw this relationship coming, but it certainly makes a lot of sense. Multiple sources are reporting that Drake and Amber Rose are knockin’ boots in what might be the most perfect celebrity pairing since Brangelina. (Sorry, Jen.) It started when Page Six reported that Drake and Amber (or D-Rose, as we like to call them) were spotted enjoying an intimate dinner together in Miami on Friday night. Hollywood Life backed the story up with a claim that Drake and Amber “flaunted major PDA,” which apparently means they were  in relatively close proximity to one another in a public place: “Drake and Amber Rose had a big entourage with them,” one source said. “But they were standing together as they went up in the elevator. “They ate dinner with a few other people, but they were sitting next to each other and he had his arm around her! She was in a tight white outfit and he was wearing a red shirt. They definitely seemed more than friends.” Okay, so it’s not like they were pawing at each other before the appetizers came out, but we’re hoping this relationship is the real deal for a number of reasons. For one thing, we’re still recovering from the disappointment of the Drake and Serena Williams  that never happened. Based on their flirtations, however, we can assume that Drake likes the ladies with the Kardashian-esque backsides, and Amber has been blessed in that department. Amber, of course, recently divorced Wiz Khalifa , so we know she’s into rappers with sensitive sides, and Drizzy basically invented that schtick. Like we said, these two would make a great match. Here’s hoping they progress beyond the “dinner with 18 other people” stage in their relationship. View Slideshow: Amber Rose Selfies: Look at Me!

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2015 Miss Universe Swimsuit Competition!

Apparently they already started judging the 2015 Miss Universe competition without me, which is a real shame, because I bet I have more years of experience judging women based on their looks than all their other judges combined. But they also just released pictures from my favorite part, the swimsuit competition, so at least I can score along at home. And so far, I think I’ve already picked my favorite: every single last one of them. What? Nobody said this job was easy. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Meg Myers is the American Apparel Model Turned Pop Star of the Day

Everyone wants to be a pop star singer…at least that’s what it seems..all these social media girls think they can sing…and sing along to songs like they are celebrities…with actual talent…it’s pretty fucking weird.. You know like how Caitlin Jenner pretends to be a woman, even though he can’t say he’s a woman, despite how society tries to encourage him and his delusions… that’s not to say he can’t be a man in a dress on women horemones…it’s to say…don’t call him a woman because he is pretending to be one or trying to be one…if a dog pretends to be a cat…he’s still a dog – pretending to be a cat.. Same thing applies to instagram models, they think they are famous, want to be famous, post aggressive sexual pics to get likes, brands confuse that for relevance, and eventually record a song with them…that gets 4.5 milluon views…because some instagram models are capable of breaking through…even though based on their following, you’d think that’d be a no brainer… Well, this Meg Myers is doing it, and I guess has taken her instagram modeling to American Apparel Modeling, to pop star attempts and it’s all that hot, but I have a soft spot of sheer American Apparel products on girls with bush… All it takes to matter to me – is nipples in a sheer outfit…. The post Meg Myers is the American Apparel Model Turned Pop Star of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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