If your dad was a billionaire pedophile, who probably isn’t even your genetic dad, but who could be, I am too lazy to look it up, it’s Fourth of July Weekend, and this is the American Dream…. You know and you were lucky enough to be part of his weird, likely grooming you as a sex toy, but luckily you weren’t a boy….in his weird amusement park home…and he died and left you all his money… You’d probably want to be lounging in a bikini too…being young, wild and free from the predator that financed your existence… I mean..that’s what I’d be doing….not that bikini part, but seeing how much pussy I can buy with a billion dollars, you know.. The post Paris Jackson is Spending her Inheritance Right of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Reese Witherspoon is the all American Dream…or scam…depending on how you look at a chubby southern girl who played the southern angle to get a movie role that led to her getting knocked up by the heart throb star, only to force him into marrying her, ruining his career, and taking her career to the next level of wholesome, despite the fact that she was fucking her agent, who she ended up marrying, and who now her kids call dad, because she’s Hollywood, and anyone in Hollywood is a vapid, garbage, human with no moral code besides feeding their egos, their wallets, their uteruses, and I guess their big fat bellies that shouldn’t be in bathing suits for any damn photoshoots…becuase it’s terrifying but it happened…for America. She’s a monster…for America but at least she’s old and rich….and doesn’t need to be hot or tight…like she pretty much never was…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pregnant Reese Witherspoon Bathing Suit Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I used to jerk off to Laetitia Casta. She was one of the french models with big tits in 1995 that was featured in all the celebrity nudity databases – before I hated celebs…back when I would watch movies and jerk off to movies because internet porn was so annoying to deal with…. She’s 22 years older….but still in front of the camera cuz these bitches get addicted to that shit…..and her tits…still big….amazing how that happens….middle age titties!! The post Laetitia Casta Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Anne V is old as fuck…she’s pushing 40 and for a model that makes her as disgusting as you’d expect her to be…but not as disgusting as the MOST disgusting thing I know about her…and that is that she’s fucked or “dated”…which I assume means fucked that poofter from Maroon 5….Adam Levine…modelfucker because it makes him feel less faggot for his stupid money making rockstar who I hate hearing every time I hear his bullshit…rape my ears…… She’s now a mom to a kid named Alaska…her baby daddy is a Dot Com billionaire who runs Yahoo!….because nerds get model pussy you know…. She still looks good…despite being old as fuck and a mom….because Russians, she’s Russian, are experts at this shit…. The post Anne Vyalitsyna In a Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is pretty much what I see – in every single picture of Ariel Winter. I think it may have to do with my facial recognition blindness, I latch onto one version of the person and I can’t ever see past that version, and in this case, I just see this big neck on a dumpy girl, even with her restructured tits, because big tits alone can’t win my dick, I need there to be a little more hotness going on…. Meaning, she’s a fucking troll, hard nipples or not, they don’t save her from looking like a middled aged french Canadian woman in a trailer park eating donuts….all day…everyday… I never watched Modern Family, I like knowing she’s got all kinds of issues with her real family, because it makes her more entertaining in her collapse, but I think there’s just a lot of money behind her and her brand…and that’s why all you suckers eat her up.. When I know…no one watches TV anymore, unless they are retirees in the trailer park….which would explain why she’s even someone people talk about… A Monster…Yes. The post Ariel Winter Looks Like This of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Our friends over at V4-Twenty have released an amazing vape called the v4/Plush that you can and should get HERE …because vaping is a lot of fun for people who like vaping and even people who don’t…and who are confused by the whole movement…like myself… I am more of a drinker, you know drink hard, try to die from drinking every time I drink otherwise it doesn’t count… instead of a smoker…but I did vape once…it was strawberry flavored and magical….mainly because the girl who made me vape with her showed me her pussy and I love pussy and it can recruit me into doing all things I don’t normally do – like vape…. That said, these are the features of the vape: get YOURS HERE Built-in magnetic glass mouthpiece with stainless steel filter for cool and smooth/soft inhalation Ergonomic design for perfect grip LED lights communicate battery life and temperature settings Easy to use- 1 button control Discreet compact design that can easily be concealed in your purse, backpack, pocket or the palm of your hand Fast, precise & even conduction heating for full extraction and flavorful vapor Powerful lithium-ion battery for long lasting usage Shuts off automatically after 5 minutes to save battery life get YOURS HERE The post Our Friends V4 Twenty’s Vape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailey Baldwin’s rocking a cute pink one piece bathing suit in Maimi, where you can see her both giving herself a cameltoe becuase she knows it’s hot…and a stream of water running off her cunt – that makes it look like she’s pissing herself…BOTH amazing things to find in some staged paparazzi pics, you know she staged, not because the paparazzi aren’t hungry for pics of anyone they can get rolling through Miami, but because the people in the paparazzi pics are hugnrier…and call these dudes to tip them off… The thing with all these vapid, spoiled, entitled, trust fund babies who are finding work as models, because the public and the marketing people are lazy, is that despite being annoying, or useless in the grand scheme of things, because they choose bikini pics over school, instagram follows over substance, and attention craving over actually doing anything good in the world, because ultimately, they can be anywhere – fucking nursing AIDS babies or feeding the homeless..they could be fighting whale hunters or throwing money into a giant freezer to keep the polar ice caps frozen…yet they are in Miami lookin cute in a one piece, giving themselves cameltoes as water streams off their cunt like they are peeing…wonderful… Out of the group, Hadid / Jenner / whoever else latches onto to this like it was the only tribal woman lactating in the tribe during famine…. Hailey Baldwin is my favorite…. I am sure that means a lot to her…in a world where she’s always second or third tier… HERE SHE IS FOR VOGUE JAPAN! The post Hailey Baldwin in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff’s pants have a better life than me… That’s all I have to say about that. The post Hilary Duff – Thick in Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Clickbait… Frida Gustavsson is a Swedish model and unlike most Swedish things, like Ikea, which is really the only Swedish thing I know, she’s not practical designed, hard to build or of cheap quality that falls apart a week after you try to build it…but she is clickbait when in a bikini doing model shit that is hardly erotic or exciting…but bikinis and bathing suits…even in a world where that’s all I see on social media…people are into lookin’…. I’m sure I’ve seen her tits before, but it’s so hard to keep track in a world where I’ve seen everyone’s tits, or can ask anyone for tit pics and get them, becuase they are just tits. I don’t know what to do or how to handle this information overload… The post Frida Gustavsson in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio IS CLICKBAITING… She’s old, she’s tired, she still looks good, I mean really fucking good for a mom of two in her late 40s, all the men who get to fuck her or who have got to fuck her in her quest to get ahead are so LUCKY and probably not really part of an exclusive club, it’s model bullshit you know…. I never really liked her as a model, I always found her the boring looking one, but I guess she’s powered through, and has had the most longevity with the brand that created her…WHO knows… What I do know is that in that time she’s figured out how to manipulate the media, the paparazzi, all that bullshit…because seeing her fishing is such fucking clickbait to dudes who fish, which is so many dudes, and they all love seeing girls with a ROD…there are fetish sites, posters, IG accounts all built around girls fishing in bikinis…it’s fucking weird…which as non-fisher, I find odd, but I’ve met dudes who fish and they freak the fuck out….pull out their dicks and circle jerk onto their lures….because their cum makes for good bait….masturbate that bait… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
