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Heather Marks in Bathing Suits for Glamour Germany of the Day

Posted on May 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heather Marks is a Canadian model. I haven’t met her at the yearly Canada party, where Canada comes together and drinks maple syrup and build igloos while seal hunting and fucking french trashy sluts….no one seems to care about, because Canada. But someone seems to care about Heather Marks, because hot model….. You see if you’re a hot model who gets half naked for your career, that anyone with a brain will know is hardly a career, but more standing around in exotic and luxurious places posing until a rich guy notices…you have no borders…you are international… Which is probably why she’s in Glamour Germany… Too big for the people back home, too expensive for our currency, so my poutine gravy will never drip down her inner thigh, but if I print this pics up, I can recreate for 10 cents and less headaches of a needy demanding bitch over at Staples…I’m ok being the guy who jerks off on color print outs.. The post Heather Marks in Bathing Suits for Glamour Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fat Ashley in of the Day

Posted on May 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Graham is a monster in a bikini and she is in this swimsuits4all campaign that was initially put out back in February, and should have never happened, because no one wants to see pigs in bathing suits, except maybe some pig fetishists… It’s like they are still milking this fat girl in bathing suits…which is appropriate because you’re supposed to mink cows… I find it amazing because I know fat girls know they look like garbage in a bikini – yet brands are still pushing it – because that’s the new angle – make fat girls think they are hot…when they are only hot when getting a blowjob from them when wasted at 4 am. They put in more effort. The post Fat Ashley in of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Legs of the DAy

Posted on April 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember – Just because you’re an overrated plus sized model…so overrated that you’re not even considered plus sized by the media despite the size of your back and belly…and tits…massive fucking tits… You can still have skinny legs… Fascinating…I know… #Science… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Legs of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli Pregnant Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on April 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pregnant Bar Refael in a bathing suit, because she’s a bathing suit model trying to hold onto all she knows, or maybe she’s selling pregnancy product from her brand of bathing suits…it’s how she still monetizes being a Victoria’s Secret model, and more importantly her famous relationship with LEO, as one of the first models in modern years we remember him fucking, but definitely not the first model he fucked…he’s been fucking in the scene the last 30 years…there’s been some shit that his dick has gone into…but I shit that I guess Bar didn’t get based on the pregnancy, because she’s pregnant and not hysterectomied..from the HPV vagina cancer / celebrity strain of herpes, etc… I generally like Bar as a representation of what jewish girls can be – hope for jewish guys who need to marry jewish girls to please their family tradition…but more importantly, seeing as I am not Jewish..I like her tits, even though they are in the 30s and expired… The post Bar Refaeli Pregnant Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miss Reef 2016 Promo Video of the Day

Posted on November 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a promo video by Reef, for their 2016 colllection of bathing suits, for those of you who remember the Reef Girls being the best thing in ass.. It was that late 90s and early 2000s, before ass was everywhere, or ass was all that important…when the sandal company figured they could sell sandals by bascically doing booty contests with girls who weren’t actual models, but who had great asses, competing to be the next reef girl in their reef calendar, because I guess Brazil always loved ass… Well, they are still around and they still make ass-centric promo videos, of ass, walking around…and shit has zero creativity but who needs creativity, just put an ass in it and it works…so here it is…cheesy but still amazing.. The post Miss Reef 2016 Promo Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Weird Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on August 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that Kylie Jenner is 18 and her black rapper boyfriend who already has a kid has sang about penetrating her has the world lost interest in her? Can they see her for the puppet that she was bred to be, but more importantly can they see a 35 year old sugar baby looking face on a sloppy body, that may or may not be a tranny…. She’s not hot, she’s not exciting, she’s not interesting…yet they have her posing in bathing suits like she is, because I guess the “urban” market loves it..because they love anything rich, once wet, now brown, despite being white, thanks to the family being on giant identity crisis navigating to stay relevant and it is working.. I get it, when she’s under 18, illegal to fuck, she becomes more interesting in her slutty booty pics…but the day she turned 18, I am sure we can all agree all that deflated, she got sloppy, her face old and saggy and even these bathing suit pics, uninteresting and basic… I’ll post them anyway….you know keep the momentum alive…but know I don’t think this garbage matters… The post Kylie Jenner Weird Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Belly Button of the Day

Posted on June 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift has it all figured out. She has mastered getting people talking about her because they feel an intense emotionally connection to her. She’s been marketed as speak to the public’s needs and wants…and in doing that she’s always managed to come out on top. She’s always the victim…and one of the stories she was a victim in was that she had no belly button, because she always wore high waisted bathing suits… Well, it looks like with her hundreds of millions of dollars…coupled with being the novelty person models and other celebrities like having around because she’s Taylor Swift….she’s either bought a belly button…or forund the confidence to show it off…being silly, because all of this is silly, the fact she makes as much as she does doing what she does is silly, so fuck with the media with one of your minions being cute…and I guess what it comes down to is that I’d totally fuck her belly button or really any part of her if she let me…I get turned on by social manipulating skinny girls who put out…making silly jokes. The post Taylor Swift Belly Button of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Bikini Picture of the Day

Posted on January 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The general public, although basic, half retarded and eager to consume even all the low quality content thrown their way, proven by what is “popular”…love to talk about Taylor Swift’s botched belly button, or possible muff gut, or scar from where she had her conjoined twin that gives her all her powers removed, now that she has all this fame and fortune and doesn’t need it anymore…they’ve broke free….because she always wears high waisted bathing suits….even when they are Two pieces… Well…today…or yesterday she was out with bitches in some band she probably owns and she posted a bikini picture…and not only does she have a belly button, no birth defect or scar, but he’s also got a pretty rockin’ body… So overrated shit that manipulated or not…she looks good in a bikini…and that’s more that we can say about most girls… No wonder all these famous dudes line up to run train on her…

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Top 10 Pictures of Girls Vaping of the Day

Posted on January 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Our friends at TheKindPen …helped us compile a list of the top 10 pictures of girls vaping…because in the event you don’t have any idea what is going on in the world…vaping is a massive fucking trend…with vape stores on every corner of every city and small down alike…because people love the shit…and I’m not just taking pot smokers, dab smokers, hash smokers..I’m talking cigarette smokers trying to quit, and flavored vapor smokers who just like sucking on mint or cherry flavored air….the shit is fucking out of control…so with any trend that is out of control…comes hot pics of hot girls posing while doing it…making the whole thing highly erotic… Here’s 10 babes with their VAPES…. If you want the vape of champions….visit our friends at TheKindPen They are offering a 25% discount to all our readers, homies, enemies, girlfriends, mistresses and sluts everywhere…all you have to do is use Code drunk2014 when you’re checking out. I repeat use code drunk2014 when checking out…or CLICK HERE

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Cara Delevingne is a Surfer of the Day

Posted on January 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mangled face, mutant face, possibly inbred faced, heroin addict faced, looks like she has fake tits with her weirdo face Cara Delevingne ….has taken a little time away from her socialite fueled, daddy was never there for her, self involved so she got self medicating and it became an addiction…which is boring to anyone who hates addicts, since they are the fucking lowest grade human, who just should die off for their “disease” that I call being weak and pathetic, leaving room for people who actually do shit…but that I guess makes her a lot of fun socially you know a certain level of quirky to get all these A-Listers to pay attention to her….or maybe, or most likely, a-listers just like being around anything that gets buzz to stay relevant… Either way, she went surfing in Malibu, which is so anti-UK, if you know anyone from the UK, those fuckers don’t even wear bathing suits, they are too grey skinned and rotten toothed in the dampness of their chimney sweeping life to bother….I saw Mary Poppins, I know how it is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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