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Juno Temple Naked in Afternoon Delight of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Juno Temple has been naked in a bunch of movies….so seeing her tits doesn’t really inspire me…but then again…seeing her tits is better than not seeing her tits….cuz that’s just how life works…. I don’t really know who Juno Temple is…or where she’s from or any of that….but I do know I’ve seen her naked in movies before and that makes me like her by default……..unfortunately….the same logic doesn’t work with my wife…cuz I’ve seen her naked…and I fucking hate her…nut Juno…despite an idiotic name….is young, busty, and fit…but more importantly working it…unlike my wife who is eating, not showering, slowly dying…. The movie is called Afternoon Delight and the FBI is probably happy I’m posting this clip from it….even if I think of it as marketing…

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Bregje Heinen Modeling Swimwear of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating….. But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…she’s actually quite lovely…at least when shot professionally…and photoshopped professionally….while wearing bathing suits…which luckily for her…is the only Bregje I know…cuz before today…I doubt I’ve heard of her….but can’t be too sure cuz I remember nothing…

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Arlenis Sosa for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Arlenis Sosa is a young enough model I have never heard of but assume she goes by the title “Victoria’s Secret Affirmative Action Stand In For Tax Credits and Overall Global Brand Imaging, Showcasing Their Commitment to people of all Cree, Color, Religion, age as long as they are under 30, size as long as they are a size 0 and breast size as long as they are a full b or bigger”….She is the tropical berry for Amercia to fall in love with and in turn buy bathing suits and bikinis…cuz selling 4 billion dollars of the shit a year is not enough….we must make more…sell more…and there will go no vagina untouched by our panty in the world over…. Who caress.

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Lucy Pinder In An Amazing One-Piece Swimsuit

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This right here is exactly why I started this silly website, no seriously, Lucy Pinder was probably one of my very first internet love affairs… She knows it and I know it. Here she is in one of the most amazing one-piece bathing suits I’ve ever seen in my life. Obviously, having those massive Lucy Pinder breasts stuffed into it certainly doesn’t hurt, but I wasn’t aware they made them with such a small amount of material. This thing is amazingly low cut… I don’t think women actually swim in this kind of thing. I love it.

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Maryna Linchuk is in Bathing Suit for Vogue Germany of the Day

Posted on April 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maryna Linchuk is a Belarusian, that means she’s from Balarus, and she is a model who is 24. According to Vogue she’s one of the Top 30 models of the 2000s, but I never believe lists, especially not by advertising financed publications that are full of shit…..which is pretty much EVERY publication….but I do know that she’s kinda hot…and sure, I may be saying that cuz of her modeling contract and millions made from modeling….I am easily convinced like that…..or maybe it is cuz she’s posed topless for VOGUE GERMANY ….and for POP MAGAZINE and in some POLAROIDS THAT SHE DROPPED ….and that alone…..is amazing….with a modeling contract stamp of approval it is better… Now she’s doing some bikini and bathing suits all classy for Vogue Germany….and that works for me….

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Bar Refaeli Lingerie Pictures For Passionata

Posted on March 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Oh ya, it’s supermodel bikini time. Here’s Bar Refaeli modeling some Passionata bathing suits looking all sexy and supermodel like. I love it. Actually, I can’t tell if they’re lingerie or bikinis and I don’t really care, the woman is spectacular. I would cut off a limb for a chance with this beauty… Obviously not one of my limbs, but someone else’s… I’m not a maniac.

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Naomi Watts and Robin Wright in Bathing Suits of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Oh shit….old bitches from movies who I’ve never found hot are in bathing suits for a movie they are filming…and for some reason I’m posting it…probably cuz I am addicted to posting celebrity bikini pics…all while I know if I want to see hot half naked bikini hotness I just need to use the internet…Maybe I’m doing to for Sean Penn…you know to give him something to jerk off to while visiting the site…cuz I know we don’t need to look at 40 and 50 year olds in bathing suits and react like it is a good thing….we aren’t coaching an geriatric aquarobic class….staring at this shit isn’t our job…we are free to find actual hot girls in bikinis and that’s what I’m going to do….starting with Facebook vacation albums…#anxiously-awaiting-spring-break-bikini-influx-on-FB…. Word. To See the Rest of the Pics…. Follow THis LInk

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Real Housewives of NY Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on December 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

They lost me at Housewives…..seriously, these bithes, as much as they try, look old, sloppy and like rich housewives everywhere….something I can’t stand looking at, it is almost like a circus performance, which is probably why they got their own TV show, but I pretend it doesn’t actually exist…. The only time I like fucking housewives is when they are bored trophy wives, barely 30, annoyed that they married a boring rich 50 year old dude, and seeking low key revenge, and I happen to be it cuz we randomly crossed paths when she was drunk and at her lowest point, and I only do it so she sees that sex can get worse than the sex with her husband….basically saving her marriage she happily goes back to with memories of the hell that was me easily forgotten a few weeks later…. These bitches aren’t hot….in any way….but I’ll post the dumpy mom in bathing suits anyway…cuz maybe there are some 80 year olds on the site thinking “Shit, look at that young babe”…but I doubt it.

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Kendall Jenner Bikini Pics: Age Appropriate?

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner has hit the beach once again. Or at least the bikini. A year after stirring up controversy by posing in provocative swimwear , the 15-year old is starring in a new campaign for White Sands, an Australian clothing brand. The following photos will play a role in the campaign for this company’s 2012 collection of bathing suits: Jenner appears serious about a modeling career, as she walked the runway last month during New York Fashion Week and was “a delight on set and a natural in front of the camera,” designer Leah Madden told People of this shoot. Still, she’s 15. Many may believe this is all too much too soon. Or at least too much skin too soon. What do you think? Is Kendall too young to be starring in a bikini-based ad?

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Taylor Swift Swimsuit Pictures

Posted on August 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure if I’ve had any pictures of country hottie Taylor Swift on the site in her bathing before, it’s possible, but I can’t be expected to remember all this. Anyhow, here she is hanging out on the beach with a ladyfriend, frolicking in the ocean and showing off her figure in one of those antique 1920′s bathing suits that don’t belong on a hot body like this. You’re in the prime of your hotness, this is the time to wear a little thong bikini that makes all the other chicks hate your guts. Their will be plenty of time to cover up your beach body once you get old and/or pregnant. What a let down.

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