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Monster Kim Kardashian in a Bikini in Costa Rica with her Clone Kylie of the Day

Posted on January 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder if the world cares that Kim Kardashian is in a bikini in costa rica….A mom of 2, fame whore pig everyone should hate, but seem to not hate, because they keep throwing money at her and her silly ass…an ass we know has been sculpted and paid for by plastic surgeons..but not as butchered as that face…. I feel like they do care….because you’re all a bunch of basic cunts who are brainwashed by this bullshit and I fucking hate you… Nice choice in bikini though…that’s how I like seeing all moms… She’s with Kylie, who I think is her daughter that her mom raised or pretended was hers, that or some science experiment clone….or maybe they just have the same surgeon – but either way it’s weird…creepy…terrifying…these demons…why am I promoting them…I don’t know…it happened…deal…blame the bathing suit. The post Monster Kim Kardashian in a Bikini in Costa Rica with her Clone Kylie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Old Lady Liz Hurley Bikini of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The last post I wrote about Liz Hurley said: I guess Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit, possibly to promote her bathing suit line, or maybe to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you used to gag looking at over 50 porn mags when you were 17, thinking that you’d never fuck a 50 year old, yet fast forward 30 years and all of a sudden, things have started to change…and you’d totally bang anything”… The interesting thing about Liz Hurley is something that we forget, because she’s been in the media longer than we’ve been alive, is that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted…two years after they broke up – she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it…then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money… I stand by that..I don’t need to re-write shit…bitch is old in a bikini and owns a bikini company…she started out no different than instagram models it was just 40 years ago – before instagram existed…because for every hot chick who starts from nothing…is a rich man who opens the door for her after she uses him…PROVE ME WRONG…. The post Old Lady Liz Hurley Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid Eating Burgers of the Day

Posted on September 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Gigi Hadid in the worst photoshot she’s probably ever done and funny enough it’s by the son of a huge Sports Illustrated photographer, probably one of the most iconic Sports Illustrated photographers, who was in with the bikini models back when it mattered, back when it counted, in a pre-internet era where he needed to take pics on actual camera…and not with an iphone…and the bikini pic was coveted for masturbation purposes because every whore and her mother wasn’t posting up nudes and half nudes all day… That said, you’d think he’d take some of dad’s advice, or maybe bring dad on the shoot to make it good. He had the hottest model of our time,…not really but in hype not in looks…but she still looks good…and he got her half naked…doing a more documentary approach from eating burgers like a vegan….to whatever the fuck else she’s doing I stopped looking at the pics they were so bad…boring…uninspired… It’s like call that birthright lifeline…”dad, I’m on a shoot, how do I take a pic of a girl that real men want to jerk off to, I am only here because of you, can you hop in an uber and meet me…”…before being told he is busy…reminding said photographer of all the little league games dad missed out on because he was traveling the world with young babes he fucked behind mom’s back…leading to him throwing a tantrum, as spoiled brats do…something that probably made GIGI feel at home because she is also a product of more successful parents…leading to really BORING pics…of a half naked… The post Gigi Hadid Eating Burgers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Bell Bathing Suit Pic from Afar of the Day

Posted on September 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kristen Bell was cast to act in a viral video that I assume went viral because even I wrote about it…released by huffington post…who probably paid her more than they paid the other actresses…because pay inequality happens between women apparently… I guess she’s on some mission to come across as a fighter of women’s rights, maybe that’s why she did the video…or maybe she wants to seem relatable and not a celebrity who gets paid far too much for what she considers “work”…thanks so some solid scam her and her husband DAX pulled off. They love talking about their 200 dollar wedding, like that is reflective of anything they do in their life…from staff, to maids, to stupid rich person houses…but sure..they are just like you… She’s gone so far to prove that she’s just a middle aged yabo from the fucking suburbs by posing in her bathing suit from a mile away…paddleboarding…the whitest female in her 30s thing to do…maybe she even did some YOGA poses on the shit…in what looks like a white trash lake…because she’s so down to earth… The good news is that I know her fans are able to jerk off to this, which is less a sign of how thirsty she is and more a sign of how thirsty you fucking weirdo perverts are…she was Veronica Mars…you liked that…I get it…still weird. The post Kristen Bell Bathing Suit Pic from Afar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele in a Swimsuit of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I usyed to think Lea Michele was a dude…who dressed like a girl – but it turns out after much research staring at the vagina area in these bathing suits for the last 15-30 seconds that she doesn’t seem to have a dick… She’s just manipulated us in other ways like when her fake hollywood boyfriend had a drug overdose – which threw off the marketing of GLEE… I’m not sure why she’s decided to become an instagram model, or bikini model, but her ass looks ok…I guess this is what happens when dudes come across trannies before ever knowing they are into trannies…it’s like – “her tits were good”…or “her ass was tight”….then I saw there were balls…so as soon as I finished…I got the fuck out of there”…kind of thing…but she’s doing it…bikini shoots for everyone…this is the instagram vapid whore generation…where anyone in a bikini bikini photoshoots… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lea Michele in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Changing Out of her Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is god….and going into the weekend…remember that my friend, sloppier than she used to be, but still only 30 and magnifcent – despite her mangled facial injections….and bullshit scandals that all stem from having her life robbed of her by her opportunist parents…I’m talking about the one and only, spilling out of her bathing suit…LINDSAY LOHAN…the queen of my universe…has made a beach bathing suit appearance and I want to lick until it dissolves…which would require a lot of licking…is perfection…everything…bow down to her…she’s the real queen… I’m a life fan. She is my life work. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Changing Out of her Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Brittain Big Porn Tits Pretend To Not Be Porn Tits of the Day

Posted on August 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elle Brittain is some awkward faced, awkward shaped, instagram model who is bulging out of her bathing suit bottoms as her huge tits start to sag and the rest of her catch up to her tits…it’s what happens when a girl destined to be chubby – all hormonal based on her tits – gets a little older and eats a little more – thanks to the lack of pressure of being skinny in this no body shaming world…own your fat, it’s a good angle to get famous and has worked for so many cunts… That’s not to say this dirty hipster instagram model who gets naked – but is not a pornstar, but rather an artist who owns her body and who’s artform is ridiculous standing in front of a camera – but she’s in an empty pool – that’s high concept and representative of the emptiness our society feels through social media – superficially amazing but dive in and you’ll break you’re fucking neck…and people jerk off to her just the same…isn’t hot…if she wasn’t hot…I wouldn’t be posting her pics and fantasizing about feeding her as many hot dogs as I can until she throws up…FEEDER FETISH… I can’t keep up with all these instagram stars, some aren’t even stars, there are just too fucking many of them and they are all worth fucking or jerking off to like Amateur pornstars. It’s ridiculous…and about to get more ridiculous – I saw Instagram is starting “stories that will live on your profile for 24 hours”…yeah snapchatting instagram. Garbage…these people never end… The post Elle Brittain Big Porn Tits Pretend To Not Be Porn Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Believe In The Magic Of Kelly Brook's Boobs

Posted on July 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So, odds are this bathing suit that Kelly Brook is wearing is a regular, run of the mill, off the rack bathing suit. There is nothing special about it whatsoever until Kelly Brook put it on. Then it became a magical cleavage and side boob baring bathing suit…. read more

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Kate Upton Fat Vagina Slip at 24th Birthday of the Day

Posted on June 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton has been working out – really fucking hard…but is still fat, with her fat tits and apparently a fat vagina that is sticking out her bathing suit that she boldly wore out in public – because she’s a bikini model, we’ve all seen naked in leaked nudes, so why not put your vagina out there when feeling good about yourself, when it’s your day… I’ve wondered why she was so famous while being so fat – because it was an era before the whole fat model was the only model…she was an innovator we should hate for moving focus away from skinny bitches…but it was all about the tits…tits matter. She’s only 24, so accomplished yet almost forgotten…and her metabolism is only going to slow down from here…so take it in, all of it in… Here’s her flat – huge square ass.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIC CLICK HERE Here is her humpin fitness – she’s made her full time job – because what the fuck else is she gonna do all day everyday The post Kate Upton Fat Vagina Slip at 24th Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton’s Picking her Ass on the Beach

Posted on May 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fired from Leonardo DiCaprio’s bed..which led to her being fired from Victoria’s Secret…leading to her not being fired from the all you can eat buffet where she stocked up on food like she was Karolina Kourkova in the fat years…you can google it…I’ve been doing this blog for a long time and these sluts are interchangeable and repetitive… New life was sucked into her career by the good people at Sports Illustrated, who said “we need big girls of all sizes, let’s use you, you’re a name, you’re known, let’s reinvigorate things”…that was in February… Well, she’s still bigger, not offensively big, just too big of a belly hanging over her bathing suit for someone like me who likes skinny models…but who people will love, since fat chicks are popular and trendy in this inclusive safe space everyone is friends world we live in…I mean she’s hardly plus sized, even though she’s huge….. I’m glad she’s smiling and powered through the dark times, but it may just be a sugar high…before the crash…thanks to all the cake. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Erin Heatherton’s Picking her Ass on the Beach appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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