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JWoWW’s Big Old Boobies Get Me Going

Posted on July 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate myself for continuously posting pictures of this JWoWW aka Jenni Farley piece of rottenness, but her big fat boobies are like crack to me, I wake up in a cold sweat on the bathroom floor thinking about those things. Are they soft or nice and firm like an over inflated water balloon? Hopefully one of these days I’ll be invited to some party that she’s at and I’ll get to casually rub my elbow up against one of them while I drink my beer. Everyone’s got to have goals.

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The Courtesy Flush Stinks: Bathroom Etiquette Gone Wrong

Posted on June 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Image credit: Image Shack Ever feel like you live in a parallel universe? From the selective flush , to the slightly less controversial shared flush , I thought I had covered all the options for alternative toilet flushing methodologies. Heck, I’ve even looked at using no flush at all . But, thanks to tipster Nathan, I’m no… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Monjack 911 Call: Brittany Murphy’s Crying Mom Does CPR

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Sharon Murphy has had an all-too tragic year. Five months after discovering daughter Brittany Murphy unconscious in the bathroom of their Hollywood Hills home, she was making yet another…

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J.Lo Plays With Her Lazy Tit on a Yacht of the Day

Posted on May 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is everything wrong in the world hard at work being a lazy fucking piece of shit who thinks she deserves the fucking good life cuz of all she has done for the world with her shitty songs and movies….So laying on her fat ass that made her stupid money that can pay for servents to do everything for her as to not disrupt her laying on her fat ass existence…..that’s just the new money from the ghetto idea of being rich…if you can afford to not get off your lazy pig ass cuz you hired your distant relative to clean up after you…why the fuck not…. It also makes being rich far more fun because you can look down on people from your throne while making them do your dirty work….which is good for self confidence…especially when you’re an over-rated cunt who is struggling to stay relevant…. I just thought this shit was funny as the guy she is with looks like he’s shitting and how her lazy body points at the paparazzi like it’s the biggest effort she’s put into anything all day…”you mean i have to sit up?”…and her facial expression that looks like she’s been busted in the bathroom inserting a tampon, not that she wastes her time with that kind of menial and messy shit….she’s got staff for that… Either way, I find this disgusting. Pics via Bauer

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Toilet cistern is as important as your toilet seats-so maintain it

Posted on May 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When we talk about bathrooms, we just take care of our bathroom fittings and toilet seats. Then why don’t we take the same care when it comes to toilet cistern? In an average household, 40% of the water is used in bathroom and toilet cistern. You just need to be a little careful and carry out few simple but important steps to check if your toilet cistern is using more water than required, and if you find out that, it is than you can reduce the wastage of water as well as save money. 1 Fix the

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Marisa Miller in Her Short Shorts on a Motorbike of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Marisa Miller’s got that All-American girl look….and despite looking a little old and a little haggard in her face cuz she got into this late in the game, her body is fucking spectacular, so I undestand why Harley decided to get her half-naked on their campaign, especially since haggard faces are usually the least of a biker’s concern when it comes to the pussy they ride with, or even the pussy they ride into town to pay to fuck fuck, cuz bikers, are pretty fucking roughneck, except maybe for that whole yuppie middle class doctor turned biker movement, that is far less interesting that gangs, crime, hookers and drugs, but they are the people actually buying the Harley’s and Marisa Miller is accessible to them and their tagalong wives thanks to Victoria’s Secret catalog they sneak to the bathroom and masturbate to thanks to marriage sucking….and Marisa Miller’s body not sucking…. Here are the ads…

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Paris Hilton Back with Her Bullshit Pose in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton’s vagina dangling, drooping, sagging, and blowing in the wind in a bikini bottom for some Vegas bullshit she was attending now that she’s single and ready to get noticed again after a year I enjoyed of her laying low and keeping her bullshit cunt attention seeking second-rate Kim Kardashian self in hiding as she let her herpes sores finally dry out and flake off for the first time in her life, but unfortunately, she didn’t die in some obscure accident and she’s back, doing the same bullshit pose like she’s fucking Zoolander and showing off the same bullshit tits, cheap whore style and trash can attitude that I can’t fucking stand because she’s rich but would probably love if I was paying her to take it up the ass in the bathroom at the strip club for a couple extra bucks for her gutter coke habit, if you know what I mean… Pics via LFI

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Kelly Ripa Plays with Balls of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to jerk off to Kelly Ripa on the morning show. Then my TV broke. So I’d go to McDonald’s where they have free TVs and I’d watch her and I’d jerk off in the bathroom, but then I realized that it wasn’t Kelly Ripa that was turning me on, but the shape of my Egg McMuffin was and now I don’t jerk off to her at all. She’s old, has too many kids and looks like shit and here she is playing with balls, at least the only balls I really want to see her bony hand playing with, because she’s a fucking monster… Pics via Fame

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Demi Moore’s Tight MILF Body OnThe Prowl

Posted on April 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought I’d throw in a sexy MILF for you guys today, just to mix things up a little. Here’s Demi Moore and her tight mom body outside the Letterman studios the other day. She still looks pretty good, but I still can’t believe she’s married to that guy from the Nikon COOLPIX commercials instead of a washed up action star like Bruce Willis. What’s next? She’ll be moving into a celebrity blogger’s mother’s basement. Just a heads up, there’s no door on the bathroom. Wink.

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Amy Winehouse and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

Posted on April 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last fall Amy Winehouse got breast implants as a distraction to what must have been a drug overdose. It was one of those those hopsitalized for actually dying on their bathroom floor for 8 minutes before paramedics revived her and her people had to come up with a reason for the hospitalization so they went with implants, since implants are socially acceptable, and since her people thought she should stack the fuck up since Amy Winehouse had lost her natural big tits to addiction and malnourishment thanks to drugs, and in trying to spin this into something realistic and not damaging to her image that I think is already so damaged they nickname it Haiti, they actually had to follow through and get her fake tits, and here are the pictures of the commitment she has to her cause….. And here are her jacked up tits in a different outfit, because despite having the most rancid pussy around, bitch is still a bitch and likes to change her clothes sometimes, but don’t let that fool you into thinking she is hygienic and doesn’t smell, cuz she worked so hard at giving up on herself that I’m sure she wouldn’t want us to think she’s cleanin’ up…and I’d still love to rub her crust all over me genitals…. Pics via Fame

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