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Dirty Halloween Newspaper Ad

“Wear a Costume and get FREE Grout with your Tile Purchase!” Not a sweet deal, because grout is always free when you redo your bathroom tiles and it's dirty…Wearing a slutty costume is only for those greasy Tile-Salespeople's amusement…. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Host Your Own Pirated Windows 7 Party

The pirated Windows 7 party pack comes with party hats and streamers stolen from your local party supply store. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Your New Career as a Bathroom Ambassador

Link: http://www.charmin.com/en_US/enjoy-th… Charmin is trying to find five, super-enthusiastic greeters to entertain bathroom guests at their public Times Square bathrooms, and then blog about the experience

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Your New Career as a Bathroom Ambassador

Jessica Alba in Stupid Shorts of the Day

There’s no better way to cover up your disgustingly ravaged body for an ill-advised decision you made on a whim while sitting alone in your bathroom with a mouthful of cum after giving your ex a break-up blowjob in order to get yourself pregnant with your because he was trying to break up with you so that he could move onto move onto the newer teen heartthrobs after your fame and sex appeal was past its prime and on the fuckin’ decline, than a pair of oversized shorts. Don’t get me wrong, I’d be more than happy to try to rebuild her vagina with my dick, or spend the night kissing the scars on her pussy from the birth better, but these pictures remind me of an old man at the hardware store buying gardening supplies….and last time I checked, that didn’t make me cum but probably could if I really focused because I am weird… Pics via Fame

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Toilet Prank

Nothing gets the pipes flowing like some crazy person hiding in the bathroom, jumping out and scaring you!

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Toilet Prank

Rachel Stevens’ Sexy 2010 Calendar

Here are a few pictures from Rachel Stevens sexy new 2010 calendar, now this is a calendar I can hang on my bathroom wall. I have to hang it in the bathroom because after looking at it I’m going to need to take a shower and probably a nap.

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Rachel Stevens’ Sexy 2010 Calendar

The Successful Viral Video I Don’t Understand of the Day

There was a time I used to think up all kinds of ideas for viral videos in efforts of hitting the next big internet phenomenon because the shit looked fucking easy, but for some reason I never bothered making the videos and that reason is laziness and talentless and uninspired but I still get annoyed everytime one of these videos comes across and I see that 2,000,000 people have checked a clip out over the course of a few days because it strikes a chord with people or some shit, while my videos would only get 2 views, both me from different computers, while putting a head in bed with your gf who freaks the fuck out that may just be staged will get the creator of this video his own show.

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The Successful Viral Video I Don’t Understand of the Day

Scarlett Johansson is the Jolly Green Monster of the Day

I get a lot of hate from people who have little goin on in their lives who get worked up over celebrities enough to get mad when I say that Scarlett Johansson is a fucking pig of a girl.

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Scarlett Johansson is the Jolly Green Monster of the Day

Katie Price and her Fat Fake Tits of the Day

Katie Price and her fat fake tits were out with her UFC bottom feeding cage fighting boyfriend because UFC bottom feeding fighters seem to like trashy fucking girls with sloppy pussies and cheesy fuckin’ everything, like the gutter stripper porn trash in Ed Hardy and Tap Out and the other brand of UFC clothes because I guess they are just so jacked on terstosterone that any pussy is good pussy to fuck and the sloppier the pussy the easier it is to ravage with the wrath of their mixed marital arts dick. I try to avoid all these assholes when I go out because I know their raging testosterone doesn’t work with my kind of jokes, and that I have the ability to usually upset the wrong person and I don’t want to leave my fate in the hands of some chachi motherfucker who has spent the last year training in how to kill people, when prior to the UFC rage being all a Cachi needs for a good time, they were just using their testosterone going to the gym to get their muscles jacked before clubbing where they’d stand and flex in front of girls, or the mirror in the bathroom which was equally gay but a lot less deadly.

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Hilary Swank Almost Lets Us Look Up Her Skirt of the Day

Was it gay of me for jerking off to the scene in Boys Don’t Cry, where Hilary Swank a girl who dressed like a boy, was in the bathroom and a group of her friends ripped her pants off, revealing her bush, so the rednecks discovered their best buddy was a chick, figuring they should take advantage of the situation and fuck the shit out of him, like the pussy was a gift from fuckin’ god? That is like you thinking “shit, I’ve known this dude for 8 years and we have so much in common, he’s pretty much my soulmate, but he was always a he and that would make me gay if I ever pursued it and I don’t want to be gay or admit my feelings to him, that would turn my whole life upside down and he’d probably drop me as a friend so that I’d have none of him” about your best friend, then you accidentally walk in on him in the bathroom and dude’s sitting on the fuckin’ toilet with a full fuckin’ vagina, making you think it must be a dream come true, so you decide to rape the poor fucker….

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Hilary Swank Almost Lets Us Look Up Her Skirt of the Day