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Ashley Benson Sweaty Back of the Day

I know what you’re thinking – Ashley Benson doesn’t have a thigh gap – despite being a celebrity who gets cast for very popular TV shows – and who has millions of followers…..what an absurd concept to an old timer like me – who depends on girls on TV, unless they play the average at best fat chick, who isn’t even FAT but is Hollywood fat, like Ashley Benson…but long gone are the days of that… But at least she wears fitness gear like all kind of fat girls I see in public and question why they are in fitness gear because clearly they don’t workout but realize that it is because it’s the comfortable elasticity that allows movement and stretch…. You can tell that Benson is a Hollywood girl, all theatrical because she’s even gone so far as to add sweat stains that look like some kind of scream mask – because she’s terrifying… At least she’s trying, in this era, trying half assed is more than most lazy people and gets a lot of praise…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson Sweaty Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey for Complex of the Day

Please enable Javascript to watch this video Complex Magazine paid me every month for 8 years to link them – before they sold to Hearst Media…. They basically paid for the server of this site by paying me every month for 8 years to link them…. So in ways, it’s all COMPLEX’s fault that this site exists, so if you feel the need to sue me for calling you fat or making fun of your movie or ego – please direct all lawsuits their way – because since Complex Magazine stopped paying me – I’ve been forced to a life of drinking rubbing alcohol and eating discount potato chips from the dollar store…since no one else wants to support this mess I call home…bastards… I guess they’d rather spend their money on really theatrical and weird masquerade photoshoots with Mariah Carey photoshopped into some kind of clown, or some kind of cartoon, but she’s always had a bit if a cartoon vibe to her…with that weird face…and big tits and craziness that only a billionaire could love and try to marry because it looks good on the portfolio of things they’ve stuck their dick in….you know on some Richie Richie – they have everything and always have because that’s how they were raised….unable to relate to other people – might as well lock in a super celebrity – it seems to make sense, especially after having dated that nobody sugarbaby Miranda Kerr… I guess what I’m saying is that shoot’s not hot to me, but may be hot to you if you’re into 45 year old superstar “divas” from the 90s…when life was simpler for you…. TO SEE THE VIDEO AND STORY CLICK HERE The post Mariah Carey for Complex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Rohrbach Ass Flash of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach, the new Baywatch girl of the future, who I don’t find all that hot…is flashing the Valet at some hotel a full ass shot..and I have no idea what this is about, but for some reason it’s a great concept, even good execution, there’s funny, there’s sexy, there’s paparazzi – masterfully orchestrated…but I just don’t find it hot… Maybe I don’t find Kelly Rohrbach, who was some low level bikini model from Sports Illustrated swim, which I guess makes her not that low level, because SI Swim is the top of the bikini model charts, but is still low hanging fruit and most of their girls don’t make money – but they have that stamp of approval that makes all the instagram whoring worth your time and effort…it makes you way more special than other whores in bikinis… In her case or storyline, she has already been one of the models Leonardo DiCaprio co-signed with his penis or at least by promoting to the world as his girlfriend, because he may be gay…and has a percentage of her earnings so he turned her over to his film producer friends, who cast her as Pam Anderson in the Baywatch remake no one needs to see because it’s going to suck and you can see all these bitches in bikinis without the storyline on the internet. It’s kinda what they do… And now she’s onto other rich dudes, and I guess casual boring but should be exciting ass flashes, is part of her marketing program. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Oh My Wad. Chloë Grace Moretz Slo-Mo Baywatch Run

The 19-year-old starlet is making a splash for her insanely sexy slow motion, Baywatch-approved beach jog on Instagram. … read more

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Alicia Arden Upskirt of the Day

Alicia Arden is some General Hospital Soap Opera star who may or may not still be on the show, but probably isn’t on the show, even though the cast on the show would be equally trashy…I don’t watch that shit, but I did try to jerk off to one of the sex scenes at least once in my life, staying home sick and buying into the drama and romance that doesn’t actually exist in real life…but that made me feel alive…something I guess it does for Housewives everywhere..the porn, with porn level talent, without the good penetration of porn…Soap Operas…what a joke… I think it’s safe to say that this 47 Year old’s best work is this paparazzi staged nonsense of her golfing…it’s what happens when you haven’t been on TV for a long time, or if you have been on TV…it’s been really low level shit forcing you to have one last HURRAH..showing the world your ass…like the Vegas call girl you were raised to be…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alicia Arden Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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When You Bang Leonardo DiCaprio You Land Vogue Beauty of the Day

Here’s a pretty simple mathematical equation for you… Big Titty Published Once Model Kelly Rohrbach + Sex or Fake Sex To Hide His Homosexuality with Leonardo DiCaprio = Landing Baywatch Movie and leveraging that to a Vogue Spread…because now you fucking matter and all it took was a little fucking or the illusion of fucking… Make fucking fucking count girls…and be like this whore Kelly Rohrbach…in Vogue Beauty..lookin’ all big titty and modeling.. The post When You Bang Leonardo DiCaprio You Land Vogue Beauty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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When You Bang Leonardo DiCaprio You Land Vogue Beauty of the Day

Here’s a pretty simple mathematical equation for you… Big Titty Published Once Model Kelly Rohrbach + Sex or Fake Sex To Hide His Homosexuality with Leonardo DiCaprio = Landing Baywatch Movie and leveraging that to a Vogue Spread…because now you fucking matter and all it took was a little fucking or the illusion of fucking… Make fucking fucking count girls…and be like this whore Kelly Rohrbach…in Vogue Beauty..lookin’ all big titty and modeling.. The post When You Bang Leonardo DiCaprio You Land Vogue Beauty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Fucks with Orlando Bloom and Does Marie Claire of the Day

Selena Gomez is doing whatever she can to get in the media, including but not limited to fucking up to an cuddling up to Orlando Bloom the actor you assumed was Gay because he dates Katy Perry… Maybe this is some catty Taylor Swift coordinated scandal to go up against Katy Perry, and publicly embarrass her, or maybe it is a bi-product of Selena’s boyfriend Beiber fucking Orlando’s wife and baby momma Miranda Kerr a bunch of years ago – an incident I was first to report…because I’m so good at this modern journalism… Maybe it’s just a scandal to get into the news…as these things happen…because all these idiots are connected like some terrible high school we all watch… Maybe I am ashamed of myself for participating in this nonsense… Selena Gomez is doing all she can to get in as much media placement or attenton as possible – hoping to fill up the seats at her new concert tour that has just started….where she will love songs about being an independent child star trained by Disney who had a fake romance with Justin Beiber that she continues to milk because it’s the best PR stunt she’s had to date… I don’t care for Selena Gomez or her shitty pop music that gets produced because she has a huge fan base – and because people have no taste – and because music producers know how to trick people into liking or thinking they like songs – because humans are pretty fucking basic minds…and the figurehead the attach to the song, who is more a dancing, well trained puppet… Music and Live Shows makes more money than acting – so this is her cashing in, feeding her ego, and doing press for that tour…she’s shameless.. Here’s the shoot: Here’s the video… Here’s some GIFs where you can see that when she’s not photoshopped, her LUPUS bloat is on point – with the pudgy little attention seeking face… The post Selena Gomez Fucks with Orlando Bloom and Does Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney’s In a Bikini of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is a set of tits…. That’s it…that’s all…just tits…on a host body…that’s not even that great..but those tits…are tits…and because they are tits…they have gone viral, are celebrated and booking jobs….in what we can assume means hollywood movies like Baywatch and shows like Dancing with the Stars are misogynists who only value a woman for her tits…since that’s all Charlotte McKinney is…yet she still exists in the media… Down with the Partriarchy… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney’s In a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney’s In a Bikini of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is a set of tits…. That’s it…that’s all…just tits…on a host body…that’s not even that great..but those tits…are tits…and because they are tits…they have gone viral, are celebrated and booking jobs….in what we can assume means hollywood movies like Baywatch and shows like Dancing with the Stars are misogynists who only value a woman for her tits…since that’s all Charlotte McKinney is…yet she still exists in the media… Down with the Partriarchy… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney’s In a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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