Alessandra Ambrossio looked super toned as she ran up and down the beach on Friday with her two children Anja and Noah. And the 34-year-old seemed to be free of any wobbling woes because she looked impressively toned as she frolicked and guffawed in the water. And while being chased by her boisterous young son, she shot a glimpse at her pert bottom where the swimsuit hugged to her lean form. Alessandra made beach beauty look effortless and twisted the sides of her flowing chocolate locks i
There’s few things I love more in this world than seeing a hot nobody do yoga at the beach for the paps, so here’s busty British reality star Pascal Craymer getting in a “candid” workout for the cameras. And not to nitpick or anything, but if you ask me, her form could use a little work. I mean, for starters, she should’ve ditched the shorts for a full bikini, and she didn’t even attempt the patented Jessica Alba bikini ass pose . I guess she’s still working her way up to the more advanced moves. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
The other day I posted a picture of Selena Gomez eating ice cream like some sort of slut that loves her tongue deep in some creamy, sweet goodness… Well it turns out that it was from her paparazzi day at the beach, where she tipped off the paparazzi to follow her around in her silly overalls, that don’t do a whole lot for her ass, but her ass is nothing special anyway, and the outfit remind me of the 90s, not in a good way, or because she was born in the 90s, but because The NEw Kids on the Block used to dress like this, and for those of you in your formative years at the time, overalls may be the reason you are gay today, you know NKOTB was the moment of realization as you jerked off to your first teen beat magazine…or if you’re like me, the New Kids on the Block and their overalls may remind you of the time you got molested by your Gym Teacher who took you to the New Kids on the Block concert because he felt sorry for your disadvantaged life, and because he wanted to molest you..hangin’ touch…hanging tough… That said, I like this outfit…but only for pervert reasons, easy access and bikini bottom flashes…ya know… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez’s Fat Ass in Overalls of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’m always on the lookout for new hot models to post, and Robin Holzken here definitely qualifies thanks to this killer bikini shoot she did for Beach Bunny. And actually, she really reminds me of another hottie, I just can’t seem to remember who. Of course, I also can’t seem to remember how to open my mouth without drooling or where I put my pants, but I’m sure it’ll all come back to me eventually. Stay tuned. » view all 16 photos Continue reading →
OK, so I don’t know why I’m posting this, considering I have no clue who Jennifer Nicole Lee is. All I know is she always manages to get some paps to take staged “candid” shots of her at the beach. Actually, on second thought, I know exactly why I’m posting this: because seeing Jennifer in that tiny red, white and blue bikini has got me and the Little Tuna feeling very patriotic right now. You can feel patriotism in your pants, right? » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Florida Man Arrested For Masturbating While Walking His Dog Gotta love Florida … Via Sun-Sentinel A man accused a week ago of walking his dog while masturbating in public is back in jail after being linked to a similar crime, deputies said. Luis Mora, 63, of West Palm Beach, was released from Palm Beach County Jail June 20 after being charged with voyeurism, burglary, indecent exposure and resisting arrest. But he landed back in jail Thursday on additional burglary and voyeurism charges. The first incident happened June 11, when a woman reported a man looking through her bedroom window. It happened at 11:30 p.m. in the 1400 block of Stone Haven Estates Drive, less than 1/4-mile from Mora’s home in West Palm Beach, according to a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s arrest report. The woman was in her bedroom with her boyfriend when her boyfriend heard a scraping noise just outside the window. The boyfriend looked outside to see a small dog, but when he looked to the right, he saw a man looking into the bedroom while standing on a lawn chair leaning against the house, according to the report. All the free freaky flicks floating around the internet and this mouth-breathing creep wants to peak inside windows and isht. SMH. Image via Twitter
I guess shemademe is a bikini line, or a lingerie line, out of Australia, the land of the hottest, most fun, drunk and party girls built for the beach…not that these models are Australian, but they are amazing, and the guys shooting them are doing a pretty good job making me want to both endorse this brand, and be their assistant, getting them coffee, just to be invited on set one day to watch this magic, assuming I would ever work for someone else, or that I would leave my couch, I mean this isn’t that good…but it’s better than most and that should count for something… I guess what I’m trying to say is that this brand makes me horny…and as an impotent man, that is both frustrating….and amazing…because I’m also a desensitized man who’s tried to masturbate to some of the darkest of porn, only to realize a few years ago that porn sucks, but fashion is everything, like this kind of fashion and its old school erotica vibe… Is this Playboy in the 70s? Or a brand…I don’t know… The post Hot Bikini Brand’s Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s a light week for new releases, but there are some classic 80s and 90s films making their Blu-ray debut today that you won’t want to miss! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Micaela Schaefer nude in Dynamit Magazine ( egotasticallstars.com ) Marlijn Hoek topless at the beach ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Jacqueline MacIness Wood’s red carpet outfit will give you wood ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Jasmine James, the horny hitchhiker ( boobieblog.com ) Candice Swanepoel rocks some rock hard nips ( thenipslip.com ) God bless beach season ( doubleviking.com ) We heart Kennedy Summers’ arm bra game ( steakwood.com )
She wasn’t really on my radar much before this week, but I think I’m starting to develop a serious crush on Hailey Baldwin with all the hotness we’ve been getting from her recently — first at the beach , then in short shorts . And now here she is putting on another solid leg show in New York. Anyway, I think it’s a little too early to tell if it’s love, but I’m definitely starting to feel something in my pants region at least… Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
