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Lindsay Lohan’s Side Tit of the Day

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan WORE A HORRIBLE ONE-PIECE BATHING SUIT THAT SHOWCASED HER IMPLANT HANGING OFF A THREAD OF SKIN OVER HER DISTENDED BELLY THAT WAS PROBABLY A STILL BIRTH …. It was a disaster to some, but I found it so vile and disgusting and awful that it was erotic…so I celebrated it, and her, and the reality is, she’s been pretty fucking gross to look at the last 5 years…not much has changed… Well today, I guess she wanted to redeem her shitty side tit pic, with one more calculated…you know so it looked a bit better than THIS ….and the whole thing made me wonder – why hasn’t she won an OSCAR for the performance art that is her life.. For a vapid, spoiled, privileged and entitled cunt…she’s doing it so bad…it must be strategic and a statement… She’s fucking trolling us…she must be…. That’s all I have to say about that. To see some more pics of her on the beach CLICK HERE

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More Sylvie Van Der Vaart Bikini Pictures

Good news, everybody: looks like Sylvie Van der Vaart is still on that bikini vacation of hers, because we’re being treated to a second set of pictures of the Dutch hottie’s awesome bikini booty again today. So enjoy, because if you ask me, this is 20 times better than any postcard, and it still gets the same message across: I wish I was there too. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Gisele Bundchen Works Her Booty At The Beach

It’s got to have been at least a couple years since we’ve had a new set of bikini pictures from Gisele Bundchen on the site, because according to my sources, she went and did something crazy like “have a second kid.” Anyway, I’m happy to report that the supermodel MILF finally got back to work here by looking super-hot in bikinis at the beach, and I expect her to start putting in a lot more hours at the office moving forward. Because that’s going to help both of us pay the bills. Enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Gisele Bundchen Works Her Booty At The Beach

It’s got to have been at least a couple years since we’ve had a new set of bikini pictures from Gisele Bundchen on the site, because according to my sources, she went and did something crazy like “have a second kid.” Anyway, I’m happy to report that the supermodel MILF finally got back to work here by looking super-hot in bikinis at the beach, and I expect her to start putting in a lot more hours at the office moving forward. Because that’s going to help both of us pay the bills. Enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Cara Santana Gets Her Fit On

Here’s my former Twitter girlfriend Cara Santana leaving the gym in leggings and it must be my lucky day, because it looks like she forgot her shirt in the locker room too. Now, I noticed she’s carrying a thing of protein powder or something, and I’m sorry, but I don’t get it. Look, I’m all for Cara here getting bigger. I just don’t think that’s going to work on the body parts I’m thinking of. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Karina Jelinek And Paz Cornu Are Two Booties You Should Know

Here’s one for my readers who love hot nobodies in bikinis as much as I do (and I have a feeling that’s every last one of you): Argentine models Karina Jelinek and Paz Cornu hanging out at the beach in Miami and showing off those perfect booties of theirs. So enjoy, but just be careful, because these pictures are so hot, they’re liable to have temperatures in your pants region rising to near dangerous levels. I think I’d better go stand in front of the AC for a while just to be safe. Photos: Fameflynet

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Jillian Murray Amazing Bikini in Mexico Pics of the Day

Her name is Jillian Murray . I am in love with her, but I don’t think she believes me, or cares, or notices because I’ve been sending her love messages on Instagram and Facebook and pretty much everywhere, and she ignores me… Maybe she’s too busy for me because she has a new movie that release Cabin Fever: Patient Zero, which is apparently released this week and sounds like it probably won’t be in a Theatre near you, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth watching…anything she is in is worth watching…including, but not limited to…bikini pics…. Maybe girls like to Date Up and she’s going to the beach with more famous actors, producers and directors…and there’s no room in her bed for a 350 pound blogger…. Or maybe she doesn’t even know I exist, no one really does…but I know she exists…because I haven’t stopped staring at her waist to hip ratio the last 12 hours since I found these pics of her… Now I am going to pretend that these weren’t taken on what I can only assume is a romantic getaway…cheating on our love…but the nice thing about love…is that it is unconditional…and I just feel happy knowing I can stare at these pics, print them up and even sleep with them…until she lets me audition for a role as her side bitch… Who cares, bikini pics, she’s amazing.

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Jillian Murray Amazing Bikini in Mexico Pics of the Day

Jillian Murray Amazing Bikini in Mexico Pics of the Day

Her name is Jillian Murray . I am in love with her, but I don’t think she believes me, or cares, or notices because I’ve been sending her love messages on Instagram and Facebook and pretty much everywhere, and she ignores me… Maybe she’s too busy for me because she has a new movie that release Cabin Fever: Patient Zero, which is apparently released this week and sounds like it probably won’t be in a Theatre near you, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth watching…anything she is in is worth watching…including, but not limited to…bikini pics…. Maybe girls like to Date Up and she’s going to the beach with more famous actors, producers and directors…and there’s no room in her bed for a 350 pound blogger…. Or maybe she doesn’t even know I exist, no one really does…but I know she exists…because I haven’t stopped staring at her waist to hip ratio the last 12 hours since I found these pics of her… Now I am going to pretend that these weren’t taken on what I can only assume is a romantic getaway…cheating on our love…but the nice thing about love…is that it is unconditional…and I just feel happy knowing I can stare at these pics, print them up and even sleep with them…until she lets me audition for a role as her side bitch… Who cares, bikini pics, she’s amazing.

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Watch Lauren Conrad And Her ‘Laguna’ Pals Predict Where They’d Be In 10 Years…10 Years Ago

Watch a “Laguna Beach” clip from 2004 in which Lauren Conrad and her friends talk about where they’d wind up in 2014.

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Paris Hilton’s Booty In A Swimsuit!

I’ve never been a fan of PDA, unless me and the Little Tuna are involved, but for some reason I can’t look away from these pictures of Paris Hilton making out with some dude at the beach. Besides the obvious, that Paris’ booty is by far her best “asset” these days, it’s kind of like rubbernecking at a car accident. I just hope that dude’s going to be OK, and that he’s got good health insurance to deal with whatever he probably just caught. So don’t be too jealous, and just be glad you get to enjoy these pictures from a safe distance instead. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading