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Sarah Hyland’s Brother Checking Out her Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Sarah Hyland creeps me out for the same reason she probably turns on a large percentage of dudes…and that is that she looks like she’s 12, despite having tits or a push-up bra…and despite being in her 20s… It’s like she’s on some pedophile’s spiking the water at the summer camp with hormone suppressants or some shit they invented at Disney to make the talent like Peter Pan, so they never age and constantly work will into their 40s like they are Gary Coleman…freaks… So seeing her sexual, or her boyfriend/brother/whoever this guy is checking out her tits, is just fucking weird..but weird is what I do,like and document…so here it is…self produced and all…she wants you seeing this…it’s the Sofia Vergara school of whoring yourself into fame!

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Avril Lavigne in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t take Avril Lavigne seriously, she’s just a novelty act…but she is going to have a hard time pretending to be a 15 year old girl now that she’s starting to look 40. I mean it’s already at the point of pathetic, girl didn’t figure out how to rebrand herself from when she was 15, so she’s just sticking to the formula and hoping for the best, and luckily it’s still popular in the international markets, but a hard face and dumpy body, will probably force her into getting pregnant and doing the mom thing, because this mall punk from the 90s is so strange to witness…even when married for the second time and in a bikini on the beach… But being Canadian, I feel like I have to endorse what could be our national icon, like the igloo or the beaver…it is my duty to endorse all things that have humilated our nation in pop culture…. Like Tom Green on Tinder…in Ottawa…Visiting Mom for Mother’s Day… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jesse Jane and Some Other Trick Attention Seeking of the DAy

Jesse Jane is one the last living pornstars that I know of, not that she even does work anymore, I don’t really keep track of porn, but I know she’s was in it right before the crash of porn, when girls made actual money doing porn, built a fan base doing porn, back when porn wasn’t just some easy to digest bullshit made for the internet like it is now… I am sure there will be a porn revolution, but while that happens, these old school porn girls are doing paparazzi pics,the way the no name bikini girls do paparazzi pics, and that’s jokes…but I’d rather see people who matter or who have a fan base being silly on the beach than some no name twat, so I support this behavior…

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Julie Henderson Shows Her Sexy Midriff

Usually we tend to only see Julie Henderson at the beach in a bikini , but I’m betting you’ll still be able to tell why I consider her one of my favorite underrated SI models from these pictures too. Because here she is at something called the Delete Blood Cancer Gala showing off her sexy supermodel stomach and making me want to reach for my wallet. You know, for charity or whatever. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Madison Murray is Hot on the Beach of the Day

My childhood friend, who I have met once, but feel a real connection with, MADISON MURRAY …is blowing up the internet with these pictures stripping out of her shirt on the beach today…and I understand why…she looks fucking awesome… The pics were shot by THE HEAD HUNTR , who should have invited me on this shoot, considering I am in Florida, because I take hiding her nipples, with some implied nudity, while leaving her shorts on…to full spread eagle with objects inserted in her butt…objects like my tongue….all it takes is a little charisma…and sleeping pills. This should be a sex tape… The bad news is that she has probably washed this shorts since the shoot, so I can never sniff them. The good news….is that they happened…

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Yovanna Ventura: Spotted with Shirtless Justin Bieber!

Yovanna Ventura may totally be getting it on with Justin Bieber. Talk of the singer and this model as a romantic item heated up over the weekend after Bieber posted a photo with Yovanna Ventura on his Instagram account, one in which the two looked mighty cozy. And now TMZ has run footage of Bieber and Ventura hanging out in Venice Beach. After strolling around the boardwalk for a spell yesterday, Justin and Yovanna hopped into a bicycle rickshaw, which – hilariously – was too small to fit Bieber’s bodyguard. So you can watch the rumored couple enjoy a ride along the beach now, while this entourage member tries to enjoy a forced run: Yovanna Ventura: Biking with Justin Bieber! Bieber is definitely not dating Selena Gomez any longer, that much we know for certain. The stars had yet another falling out and it may be due to the fact that Justin has been spending a lot of time with both Kylie and Kendall Jenner. In fact, Bieber and Kylie also hung out in Sin City a few days ago and a new rumor states that Kylie may have asked Bieber to the Kimye wedding . Can you imagine how the Internet would react if they showed up to that event as each other’s dates?!? Bieber and Ventura also posed together during their date for a photo posted to Instagram:

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Sonya Gorelova Amazing in Numero of the Day

Sonya Gorelova is a Ukrainian model and she’s in this issue of Numero magazine and girl looks good… Maybe I’m into bright colored bikinis, fish nets, or just soviets walking around in heels and a bikini, like a bunch of tacky sex workers, looking for a husband…to help them escape the rationed bread hell that is about to get taken over by Russia a second time…at least that’s what I assume is happening from my ignorant, don’t watch the news perspective, a perspective I am sure Sonya Gorelova shares with me, cuz she’s probably in America popping bottles with rappers like other models, and forgets what the Ukraine even is, because she’s too busy tanning on yachts..

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Elle Fanning for Interview May of the Day

Elle Fanning is 16…but never too young to be featured in Interview magazine, you know to discuss what being a young actress means to her, or whatever the generic bullshit questions they got her answering, whether it was about her childhood, her famous sister, her stage parents or losing her virginity…as riveting or controversial as it was or is, because I haven’t read the shit, I think it was just a good excuse to get her in a bikini and not seem like a bunch of creepers at the beach in sunglasses, setting up their chairs next to young girls in Brazilian cut bikini bottoms tanning, taking selfies and wrestling…not that I’d know anything about that, even though it’s what I did all day yesterday….

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Elle Fanning for Interview May of the Day

Elle Fanning for Interview May of the Day

Elle Fanning is 16…but never too young to be featured in Interview magazine, you know to discuss what being a young actress means to her, or whatever the generic bullshit questions they got her answering, whether it was about her childhood, her famous sister, her stage parents or losing her virginity…as riveting or controversial as it was or is, because I haven’t read the shit, I think it was just a good excuse to get her in a bikini and not seem like a bunch of creepers at the beach in sunglasses, setting up their chairs next to young girls in Brazilian cut bikini bottoms tanning, taking selfies and wrestling…not that I’d know anything about that, even though it’s what I did all day yesterday….

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Anastasia Ashley Cliff Jumping of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is my girlfirned, she just doesn’t know it yet, probably because she’s too busy booking Carl’s Jr campaign and running off to Mexico posing her hot fit surfer body on the beach…to read my love letters…it happens with all the girls I like. This is a video she posted of her jumping off a cliff, a jump I would try to catch her from if she let me be her hero everytime she falled, but apparently, she’s doing a good enough job being a hero on her own…proving, without even trying, that she is best there is, and I think it’s impossible to not get behind whatever she’s selling or whatever she’s about…because there’s nothing to laugh at or make fun of…there’s nothing negative or shitty…she’s just having a good time…and maybe that’s the lesson she’s teaching us uptight, angry, miserable fucks…just stop taking yourself so fucking seriously and have a good time…that or that surfer ass is pretty magical…

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