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Serena Williams’ Meaty Bikini Pictures

I know when most of you hear that a famous tennis player hit the beach in a bikini, you’re probably expecting Maria Sharapova , not Serena Williams and her meaty booty. Sorry about that. But I figure some of you dudes out there must dig this look. I mean, there’s gotta be a reason why Kim Kardashian is still famous, right? OK, maybe not. Anyway, I’d also like to apologize to Serena for this too. Mostly because she looks like she could beat me up with that thing. Yikes. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Barbara Palvin Marie Claire Italy Nakedness of the Day

Barbara Palvin is possibly best known for being the Hungarian tween who Victoria’s Secret used the day she turned 18 like they were a porn producer, eager to get young pussy half naked…. They also took advantage of her and used her as the patsy to the Justin Bieber fucking Miranda Kerr story, that happened 2 years ago, you know to distract from the fact that Miranda Kerr, an old married brand ambassador Now she’s naked for Marie Claire Italy…not showing Labia, because this is artsy bullshit not porn you pink lip seekers… And I think she looks lovely…and I am starting to understand why she’s managed to crawl out of eastern Europe to be all internationally famous, rather than being a stripper or mail order bride…and that is because she’s tall.

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Irina Shayk on the Beach with Kate Upton For Instagram of the Day

Irina Shayk is such a Famewhore… She saw Kate Upton on the beach, and was like “Hey you’re a Sports Illustrated Covergirl…just like me…let’s pose together and fuck the internet up the ass”….and Kate Upton was like “Where’s the all you can eat buffet”…and Irina Shayk was like “I don’t know, I’m just a low level hooker who fucked an athlete to get to where I am”….and Kate Upton was like “Where’s the all you can eat buffet”… At least she’s one of the hottest bitches in the game, despite all the plastic surgery that makes her look cheap….

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Andre Johnson, Affiliated Wu Tang Clan Rapper, Cuts Off Own Penis; Attempts Suicide

Andre Johnson, a rapper with affiliations to the Wu Tang Clan, cut off his own penis early today before jumping off a North Hollywood building and attempting suicide. According to Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann (via CNN), Johnson was severely injured, yet survived the fall from the second level of the structure. Johnson – along with his recovered private part – was transported to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where is being treated. No further details regarding the incident and what may have triggered it are available at this time. Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California. This hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family and he sometimes performs under the name Christ Bearer. A music video featuring Christ Bearer and Rugged Monk for a track titled “Oooh!” went on YouTube yesterday, mere hours before he cut off his genitalia and tried to kill himself.

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Leila Thomas Was Born To Wear A Bikini

I know I fall in love with pretty much every new bikini model I seem to post on the site, but the way I see it, this is a numbers game and I’m just increasing my odds. I figure one of these days, one of these no-name hotties is bound to appreciate the fact that a big-time celebrity blogger they’ve never met was drooling over them on the Internet. So here’s my latest pick: Lelia Thomas . According to my research, Leila’s from Hawaii, which means she was pretty much born to wear a bikini. Great, I’m sold, now where do I send my marriage proposal? » view all 19 photos

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Leila Thomas Was Born To Wear A Bikini

I know I fall in love with pretty much every new bikini model I seem to post on the site, but the way I see it, this is a numbers game and I’m just increasing my odds. I figure one of these days, one of these no-name hotties is bound to appreciate the fact that a big-time celebrity blogger they’ve never met was drooling over them on the Internet. So here’s my latest pick: Lelia Thomas . According to my research, Leila’s from Hawaii, which means she was pretty much born to wear a bikini. Great, I’m sold, now where do I send my marriage proposal? » view all 19 photos

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Ana Braga Knows How To Dress For The Beach

Ana Braga ‘s never going to be my favorite swimsuit model, but damn if the Playboy Playmate doesn’t know how to dress for the beach. Here she is doing her latest sexy photoshoot, and I don’t know if what she’s wearing here can technically count as a one-piece, but I do know that I hoping it becomes the new hottest trend for summer after this. Yow. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Ana Braga Knows How To Dress For The Beach

Ana Braga ‘s never going to be my favorite swimsuit model, but damn if the Playboy Playmate doesn’t know how to dress for the beach. Here she is doing her latest sexy photoshoot, and I don’t know if what she’s wearing here can technically count as a one-piece, but I do know that I hoping it becomes the new hottest trend for summer after this. Yow. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Candice Swanepoel And Adriana Lima Work It Good

According to my sources, the reason super-hotties Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima got together to give us this latest fantasy was to announce that Victoria’s Secret will be doing their annual fashion show in London this winter. Man, how disappointing. And no, for once, I’m not talking about the fact that these two forgot to wear their lingerie. See, I really hoped Victoria’s Secret was going to chose my mom’s basement to host the show this year. So much for my big letter-writing campaign. Oh well, better luck next year I guess. » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Hottie Vanessa Golub

This is the first time I’m doing a post on Vanessa Golub , but after these shots of her doing a sexy swimsuit shoot at the beach, I’m definitely hoping it’s not the last. Because I can’t find out too much about Vanessa, besides the fact that she’s a hot model with an Instagram I could spend hours on, and I have a feeling she could really use the Tuna Bump. But I’m not just doing this out of the goodness of my heart, I’m doing it so hopefully we get to see even more pictures like this in the near future. I figure it’s a win-win. Vanessa gets more gigs, you get more hot beach photoshoots, and I get a very special thank you in my inbox, fingers crossed. Photos: Fameflynet

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