I try not to follow much reality TV unless it involves busty Brits or fighting over storage lockers, so I can’t say I know a whole lot about some model competition show called The Face . But I do know that Russian model Kira Dikhtyar here is on it, and between the lingerie pictures last time and now these shots of her at the beach developing a serious case of nipple-itis, she should obviously be the clear frontrunner. At least if they’re judging by who gives me the biggest pants fire. Actually, that’s not a half bad idea for a new reality show. Photos: PacificCoastNews
It turns out that I will put up pictures of any attention seeking hooker the paparazzi takes pics of – as long as they are in a bikini…. Her name is Federica Torti and apparently she’s an Italian Showgirl…who I guess George Clooney didn’t sign in as a beard to hide his homosexuality, but who is as important as the last Italian hooker he took Hollywood, at least she must be since the paparazzi are taking pics of her in a bikini..right? Who cares, she has a hot body and does cartwheels, I’m into half naked attention seeking circus clowns from other countries. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I assume these are some of the pictures of Heidi Klum from yesterday where her nipple popped out of her bikini top while swimming with her army of black babies, who statistically, thanks to her divorce from Seal would probably make you think they’ll end up criminals, without factoring that each of them are worth more than an African village and combined, more than an African country…not that that matters…what matters is that after having 50 kids with a man who slaughtered her with his huge penis…she’s still pretty intact even at 50 and that blows my fucking mind enough to just stare…and that’s what I am going to do. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Heidi Klum was in the Ocean with one of her 30 kids she had with Seal in their 5 years of a lot of twisted german shit filled bondage sex…and at 50 or whatever age she is…she looks fucking amazing… I have no choice but to think this is a product of hilter’s Nazi regime science experiments that involved creating the master human…because she just doesn’t make fucking sense… Normally, I only want to fuck over 50 year olds because I’m changing their diapers at the home and I’m wrist deep in them…but this grandma’s got it going on…and I’d eat her baking everyday…even if that cookie’s been tainted and burnt thanks to blackness….
Over 30 People Injured After Chicago Subway Train Derails A Chicago subway car reportedly jumped the track this morning, leaving over 30 passengers injured and several others emotionally distressed. via Chicago Tribune More than 30 people were injured this morning when a CTA train jumped the platform and climbed up an escalator at the end of the Blue Line at O’Hare International Airport, officials said. “I heard a boom and when I got off the train, the train was all the way up the escalator. It’s a wreck,” Denise Adams, who was riding toward the back of the train, told reporters. “It was a lot of panic because it was hard to get people off the train.” Fire crews scrambled to determine if anyone was underneath the train but no one was found, according to Chicago Fire Commissioner Joe Santiago. All of the injured were aboard the train and were taken in fair or good condition to four hospitals, he said. The operator of the train “was walking and talking as we were investigating,” Santiago said. The eight-car train was wedged near the top of an escalator used by commuters at the Blue Line terminal. CTA spokesman Brian Steele said workers may have to cut up the car and remove it piece by piece, which could take 12 to 24 hours. Six people were listed in fair-to-serious condition and 26 in good-to-fair condition, fire officials on the scene said. All of the injured were passengers on the train, officials said. These people must have been terrified! Thankfully, no deaths have been reported at this time. Continue reading →
No low-ball offer formed against him shall prosper… Ray Lewis Slashes Market Price On $950,000 Maryland Home Via Realtor You can get at least one thing at a discount this NFL off-season: the Owings Mills, MD, home of retired Baltimore Ravens star and ESPN analyst Ray Lewis. Lewis has relisted the Baltimore County property, according to our friends at Busted Coverage, but not before adjusting the price. Shopped for $1.1 million last year, the legendary linebacker’s home is now being offered for $150,000 less, at $950,000. Built in 1995, the stately residence weighs in with a comfortable three bedrooms, four bathrooms and nearly 5,800 square feet of living space. Of its many highlights, we can’t help but marvel at the grand master suite with its custom shoe closet, sitting room, and spa-like bath with a steam room and sauna. Further on, an epic trophy wall channels the aura of a champion, and a sweet fish tank set-up adds ambience to the kitchen and formal living room. Outside, the retired athlete’s 2.33-acre grounds feature rolling green lawns, a large patio area and an Olympic-sized swimming pool. In addition to this property, Lewis is still shopping his beachfront mansion in West Palm Beach, FL. The football great began shopping the Florida property for $4.995 million in March 2013, following the Ravens’ second Super Bowl championship and his subsequent announcement that he was retiring. Still on the market, the relaxed Mediterranean spread sports a sleek design with seven bedrooms, 8.5 bathrooms and a host of luxuries befitting a future Hall of Famer. A chef’s kitchen features high-end appliances and a complement of luxury touches, and a palatial master suite comes complete with a spa-like bath and a private balcony overlooking the water. Outside, a paradise patio comes complete with an outdoor kitchen and an infinity pool with a spa. This house looks more like it was owned by Ray’s grandma than him, but flip it over to see how he was livin’ Images via MRIS Continue reading →
Here’s “fitness guru and motivational speaker” — AKA hot nobody — Jennifer Nicole Lee out doing what she does best: posing for the paparazzi at the beach. Not to mention doing some cartwheels and high leg kicks in a bikini. I like her moves. If only Jennifer had a nice face to match that nice body. Oh well, I guess one out of two ain’t bad. Photos: PacificCoastNews
What the hell is in the water in Florida that makes people lose their isht ?? Florida Man Stabs Employer To Death For Posting His Photograph Online Via Sun-Sentinel A restaurant worker stabbed and killed the business owner and seriously injured a co-worker Thursday night with horrified dinner customers fleeing the restaurant. According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office police report, Tilus Lebrun, 42, of 217 NW 15th Court in Pompano Beach told a Haitian PBSO deputy that he killed owner Dimitrios Karaloukas, 61, because he took a picture of him and posted it online. The emergency call came at about 7:30 p.m. from Jimmy the Greek Taverna Restaurant at 8221 Glades Road. Callers reported that an employee had fled the restaurant wearing a black apron while carrying a large knife. Deputies found Lebrun nearby on Glades Road. While in a deputy’s cruiser, Lebrun asked him if he was Haitian, and when the deputy said yes, Leburn spoke to him in Creole saying “I killed him because he took my photograph on March 2 and posted it on the internet.” In an interview at PBSO headquarters, Lebrun told the deputy “They need to learn how to respect people. I have three kids in Haiti. I know they will suffer, but they will survive,” according to the report. The deputy said while en route to the interview, Lebrun repeatedly said Karaloukas had taken his photo without permission. Employees and patrons of the restaurant told deputies that Karaloukas was sitting in the restaurant when Lebrun attacked him with a large knife, which some witnesses described to CBS12 as a meat cleaver. They said Lebrun walked up to Karaloukas and stabbed him three times in the left side and once in the back for no apparent reason, according to the report. Karaloukas, patrons and employees quickly left the restaurant. Deputies aren’t clear when the second victim, a male co-worker, was stabbed, but he was taken to Delray Medical Center in critical condition. His identity and updated condition have not been released. Karaloukas died from his injuries at about 8:45 p.m. Thursday, PBSO reported. Lebrun is held in Palm Beach County Jail on a charge of first-degree murder. Sir, honestly was it REALLY that serious??? Your kids will definitely grow up knowing that their father is an azzhole. Image via Palm Beach Co. Sheriff’s Office/ Shutterstock
Having been married since 2002, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr. are notoriously private about their, um, private lives. They rarely walk red carpets together and almost never share details about their marriage with the press. Until now! Sarah Michelle Gellar’s selfie of the cute couple popped up on Twitter as a thank you to her 200,000 followers! 25 Super Celebrity Selfies Open Slideshow 1. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. Selfie Selfie alert! Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. have been married since 2002 but keep a really, really low profile! Here’s a rarely seen selfie of the couple! View As List 1. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. Selfie Selfie alert! Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. have been married since 2002 but keep a really, really low profile! Here’s a rarely seen selfie of the couple! 2. Obama Selfie at Mandela Funeral Even President Obama is into the act of selfies. At the funeral for Nelson Mandela, no less. 3. Miley Cyrus, Shower Selfie Her tongue isn’t reserved for the red carpet only. Miley Cyrus lets it wag here. 4. Rihanna Grabs Boobs Rihanna ducks under water and grabs her boobs in this selfie. We approve! 5. Drake Shirtless Drake isn’t wearing a shirt in this selfie. We’re guessing female readers ar okay with this. 6. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Selfie Kim Kardashian shows off her post-baby body in this selfie. It drummed up some serious controvery. 7. Arnold Schwarzenegger Shirtless Arnold Schwarzenegger is in on the selfie act. He’s shirtless in this self-portrait. 8. Wladimir Klitschko Shirtless Heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko is all about the selfie. And all about the muscles, clearly. 9. Kim Zolciak Pregnant Selfie Kim Zolciak is often pregnant. She shows off her large baby bump in this selfie. 10. Nicki Minaj Sucking Selfie Nicki Minaj sucks in this selfie. Literally! She has her fingers in her mouth. 11. Jenelle Evans and Son Selfie Jenelle Evans has some issue. But the only issue here is how cute son Jace is! 12. Demi Lovato Bikini Selfie Demi Lovato shows off her sleek body in this selfie at the beach. She’s looking good! 13. Ireland Baldwin Topless You may wanna avert your eyes, Alec Baldwin. Ireland Baldwin is very much topless in this selfie. 14. Brad Pitt Selfie Brad Pitt smiles for the camera in this selfie. For the camera of a fan, that is. 15. Katy Perry and Fans Selfie Katy Perry takes a selfie here of herself and some screaming fans. It’s safe to assume she made their day. 16. Jenny McCarthy Selfie Jenny McCarthy shows off her new hair in this selfie. Do you like it? 17. Best/Worst Selfie Ever? Florida teen Malik Whiter posted this selfie with his teacher, who was going into labor, in the background. 18. Rihanna Naked Selfie Rihanna loves to take selfies. And she loves to be naked in many of them. 19. Kristin Cavallari Baby Bump Selfie Kristin Cavallari looks really cute with her baby bump in this selfie. Don’t you agree? 20. Beyonce Photobomb Selfie Beyonce photobombs a fan’s selfie. Now that is a great concert pic to put on Facebook! 21. Kourtney Kardashian: Cleavage Selfie! Kourtney Kardashian poses here for a nice cleavage selfie. We’re liking it! 22. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Selfie A shot of the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. One of the kids looks like he’s balding. 23. Ireland Baldwin Tattoo Selfie Ireland Baldwin shows off her tattoo in this selfie. The daughter of Alec Baldwin is not shy. 24. Bill Clinton and Demi Lovato Here’s a selfie we never expected to see. It features Bill Clinton and Demi Lovato! 25. Ellen DeGeneres Oscar Selfie Ellen DeGeneres posts the best selfie ever. Literally the best, in terms of re-Tweets. 26. Colin Powell Selfie Colin Powell posts an amazing selfie from 60 years ago! Did he invent the selfie?! “Now only because this is a special occasion … To all my fans, for your loyalty and support, I thank you. 200,000!!!,” she tweeted! This is the first photo of the couple taken in a YEAR! The last time they were photographed together was in March 2013 when they took daughter, Charlotte, to Disney. Gellar says she’s slowly learning the art of the selfie and giving fans what they want, which is more pictures of her with her family and famous friends. The time she shared a picture of herself with fellow former Buffy the Vampire Slayer cast members Seth Green and Michelle Tractenburg nearly set the Buffy-verse on fire! “That was actually just what was in my phone,” Gellar told People . “I’m still learning that people actually care and want to see those people. To me that was just lunch on a Tuesday. Now I’m realizing people want to see those pictures, so I’m learning to share.” Yes, yes we do, Sarah Michelle! More selfies of you and Freddie Prinze, Jr. please, because you guys make us believe that true love DOES exist in Hollywood! 16 Celebrity Couples Who Make Us Believe in Love Open Slideshow 1. Kate Middleton and Prince William Future kings and queens, they’re just like us! Okay maybe not, but these two are royally wonderful, down to earth and nice people. There’s simply no denying it. View As List 1. Kate Middleton and Prince William Future kings and queens, they’re just like us! Okay maybe not, but these two are royally wonderful, down to earth and nice people. There’s simply no denying it. 2. Channing and Jenna Dewan-Tatum Channing and Jenna Dewan-Tatum say they put their relationship before all else. If you can get over your jealous that she had Channing’s baby, ladies, you have to love them together. 3. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are one of our favorite celebrity couples, even if we don’t hear a lot about them. In fact, that’s a big reason why. 4. Barack and Michelle Obama Politics aside, Barack and Michelle Obama are terrific role models for youth when it comes to relationships, parenting, and family. 5. Beyonce and Jay Z One of the most powerful celebrity couples of all time, Beyonce and Jay Z also seem like one of the most genuine when it comes to their mutual respect and affection. 6. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard If you could be friends with and hang out socially with one celebrity couple, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard would be a very popular pick. 7. David and Victoria Beckham Four kids later … David and Victoria Beckham still look like and do this. Who says marriage takes the spice out of a relationship? 8. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have made a great couple for as long as we can remember. 9. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are as stable and normal a celebrity couple as they come. 10. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Like Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, this is a country couple almost too good to be true. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are also subject to the same kind of tabloid scrutiny, but show no signs of cracking. 11. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka were an item long before he came out, and have kids together. Both nice guys … and probably hilarious to spend time with. 12. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are very much in love. And very, very good looking human beings. 13. Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici Yes, they met on The Bachelor and yes, Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici are epically cheesy … but they own it, and are as true to one another and to their values as any celebrity pair we’ve ever seen. 14. Willie and Korie Robertson Duck Dynasty’s Willie and Korie Robertson work together in business, at their marriage and in life, raising five wonderful children (two adopted) and still managing to stay as in love as ever. 15. Leighton Meester and Adam Brody Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are married! Congratulations to the happy couple! 16. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. Selfie Selfie alert! Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. have been married since 2002 but keep a really, really low profile! Here’s a rarely seen selfie of the couple!
In case you’ve ever wondered what life is like for a former Real Housewife once they’re off the show and have to go back to their day jobs, here you go. Because here’s former reality star Cristy Rice hard at work filling out a bikini on the beach in Miami, and doing a fine job of it. Must be a tough life… Says the guy sitting on his couch in sweatpants posting bikini pictures. Yes, I see the irony. Photos: FameFlynet
