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The Real Housewives of Miami Season 3: Lies and Betrayals to Come!

Fun in the sun? More like betrayals on the beach! Following The Real Housewives of Miami Season 3 premiere , it’s clear that tension will be at a premium between all members of the cast, a fact backed up by Joanna Krupa in a new interview with Us Weekly . Real Housewives of Miami: Season 3 Secrets, Spoilers “The dynamic that’s gonna change from last season to this season is [that] a lot of friendships fall apart that you thought were strong, like Lea’s and Adriana’s,” Krupa teases . “Lisa and I got into it as well. So [there are] a lot of changes in friendships. A lot of lies and betrayals.” Lea Black, meanwhile, says she’d prefer to remain out of any and all conflicts. However… “Any time those girls lie about something about me, I’m gonna come back at them with the truth,” she tells the same tabloid, previewing what sounds like extreme drama to come: “I’ll be as good of a friend to you as you will let me be. But if you’re two-faced or backstabbing or lying about me, I’m gonna put it all there.” The Real Housewives of Miami airs on Bravo Mondays nights.

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It’s A Good Thing Bethenny Frankel Has A Great Body

I don’t watch any of those Real Housewives shows because for one, I’m not an idiot, and two, because it’s much easier to just wait for those rich cougars to show up at the beach in bikinis, like Bethenny Frankel here. And I’m glad to see that Bethenny’s covering up her problem areas in these shots with the big hat and sunglasses, because everything below the shoulders is still working for me. I guess that’s one of the tricks you learn when you’ve got a face for radio and a body for reality TV. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Kate Moss is Either Pregnant or Menopausal of the Day

It was a toss up as to whether I’d post these pics of Kate Moss looking like an old lady with a boxy menopausal body to remember what was…or whether to post THESE PICS OF CHARLIZE THERON AND HER ANGELINA JOLIE / SANDRA BULLOCK / MADONNA BABY IN HER BIKINI I guess both get the point that nothing is forever, so seize the fucking day and do whatever it is you have to do as fast as you can fucking do it because before you know it, you’re pushing 50 and so is your fucking body…no matter how hard you try… It’s a good thing this girls made their millions in their 20s, so they can ride the good life, it’s just depressing to watch it go down… Because with every stretch mark and bloat I see, I’m reminded that I am also old as fuck, but unlike these bitches, I’m not in a bikini living large, I’m in a basement apartment, living with a bitch who is large…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Gracie Cavalho Shooting VS of the Day

Gracie Carvalho is some new generation Victoria’s Secret model who I assume is the Adriana Lima replacement, because Victoria’s Secret has a fucking formula, and with that formula comes constantly replacing the old with new versions of themselves, in what I like to think happens in a freakish genetic lab I want to have sex with. She’s 23, she’s in St Barts, she’s probably excited as fuck to be one of their girls on the roster, because that’s just how Victoria’s Secret has played it. It’s like if you make it in their catalog you fucking matter, but the reality of it is that they don’t actually pay well, because every girl everywhere wants to be a Victoria’s Secret model, so these girls are willing to do it for free for the title… It may be idiotic, but anything that tricks girls into getting half naked, I’m into. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Judge Marilyn Milian Topless in the Caribbean of the Day

I was emailed a long time about about this People’s Court Judge Marilyn Milian chick…who is 52 and who has clearly bought herself some implants with her People’s Court money…all European on the beach with her titties hanging out….despite being thick…but still kinda erotic for daytime television fetishists everywhere..but forgot to post the pics… Now they are doing the rounds and all I gotta say is thank god she’s not Judge Wapner…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Mellisa Clarke Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Mellisa Clarke is some small titty Glamour model who I guess they threw into the mix to fuck with our expectations of Glamour models, you know to stir the pot and piss off any of the big titty lovers, or maybe to settle some law suit or hate mail they were getting from girls with small tits, probably lesbians, who felt that Page 3 was objectifying women, and they were planning a protest, as lesbians do, to put an end to their unrealistic expectations of women, using women who have unrealistic sized tits, because they are usually not real….and you know what, I’m kinda into it…but then again, I have consistently been more into girls with smaller tits over the years, because they just usually come as a tighter package. Every girl I’ve met with big tits, just has a looser, wider set vagina…a dumpier ass, and a shitty stomach…while tight tone girls with perky tits, are just more athletic and better to fuck…I mean the only time I’m really into huge tits is getting a lap dance cuz I can’t stick my dick in the dumpy bitch, and the black light and my alcoholism makes them perfect enough for me to play with their tits like an autistic kid playing with rocks in the park….if you know what I mean…all overly excited and aggressive about it…either way, here are the pics.

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Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny of the Day

Nina Agdal is some silly looking bikini model, who I guess has a fantastic bikini model body, because why else would she be working for Beach Bunny, the bikini brand that I am pretty sure Sports Illustrated, or the wife of someone important at Sports Illustrated owns, because they consistently cast the star girls from their Swimsuit edition in the shit. It’s a logical brand extension, I mean if your biggest deal is the Swimsuit issue and all these bikini models want in on it, you might as well make your own bikinis and profit off the shit from every angle… Now you may know Nina Agdal as the vagina tainted by Adam Levine, or even the girl who was in some nude pics a couple years ago for fashion, or as some kind of import who was hot enough to be imported and put to work here, taking American jobs, or even as the model with a bit of a retarded face…like functional retard but still a little retard… I know her as this year’s cover girl for SI, because I’ve been in the game long enough to know that year 4 of Kate Upton, won’t happen. They’ve milked her hard, as much as they can, and it’s time to put this cow out to pasture, cuz all that’s comin out of them titties is butter. Not to mention, Kate Upton is cocky now that she’s all famous and shit… I also know that they’ve been strategically placing Nina Agdal in fake A-List relationships, random campaigns, you know building up her brand as hard as they can, so if you want a glimpse into the future, you’ll be seeing this on every news stand, because despite the hopes and dreams of trees everywhere, magazines apparently still exist..

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Joanna Krupa Is The Hottest Housewife

Here’s Jonanna Krupa at the The Real Housewives of Miami Season 3 premiere party with her douche fiance/boyfriend/whatever the script of the show wants them to be. If I sound jealous it’s because I am. I’ve been working Joanna on Twitter for a long time and back in the day I’d get a response, but not any more now that she’s a “housewife. It’s sad because all I wanted was to be friends with Jo and maybe once in a while “accidentally” touch her boobs. I guess the only way for that to happen now, is for them to cast me in the show, which obviously would be the smartest thing for them to do. Call me.

Leilani Dowding And Her Friend Work It In Their Bikinis

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t we see Leilani Dowding heading into a plastic surgery office not too long ago? So why aren’t these bikini pictures more… impressive? Don’t get me wrong, I’d still be happy to spend a day at the beach with Leilani, but I was kinda hoping to see her and her friend going motorboating here, not out on a tiny jet ski. Photos: Fameflynet

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Justin Bieber’s ‘Never Say Never’ Style: Then And Now | MTV Style

Watch Justin Bieber's Never Say Never style in action this Sunday August 4 at 8 p.m. ET. Read this article: Justin Bieber's 'Never Say Never' Style: Then And Now | MTV Style

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